Now: Pokemon Red
Next: Paper Mario
Later: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: Not until tomorrow, anon!
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

play ninja or die

is the site shitting the bed for anyone else

>>713925343 (OP)
I have migged and am ready to continue enjoying a Pokemon glitchless run!

pokemon sucks

>>713925473
Fuck I didn't realise this was on, did I miss anything?
>>713925473
>league of legends
Wut??

>>713925450
I've getting bad gateway errors for the captcha shit.

shocking lack of poke girls posts

Isn't this the wagie that was blocking the ride photos with his hand?

>took so long to post on this """website""" that he's not even sitting there any more

I'm not gonna watch a pkmn run

>>713925259
EUfag here
I think the issue is that American accents are all sort of 'Americanized' if you get me. Outside of negrobabble English, it all is more or less the same with a bit of a 'quirk' in some words

I think when yanks hear anything that's not American or Canadian, they panic the fuck out. So French people fluent English, which these two men are, make them confused and scared since they associate French accents with the French language so they don't hear French accent speaking English but just 'French Accent = French' and get confused

>>713925359
Try a Kerry accent from Ireland. Would not recommend.

When's Plum coming?

me and the gang miggin

>>713925343 (OP)
You forgot the previous thread: >>713913356

>>713925593
>so they don't hear French accent speaking English but just 'French Accent = French' and get confused
This is peak "but I did eat breakfast this morning" levels of retardation

>>713925343 (OP)
a real woman?!

>>713925521
Stop objectifying fictional children.

>>713925563
Guess the 2GB USB1 pendrive which powers this whole shithole is finally dying.

>Brave not working
>TTV-LOL not working
>uBlock Origin not working
>VLC crashing when the commercial is supposed to hit
Are there really ZERO adblocking options now? Is there at the very least something that mutes the ads when they come on? I'm that desperate.

I hate this place

>>713925595
She already came last thread, didn't you see?
>>713920612

>>713925515
1v5 botgame. Yes, it's as lame as it sounds.

>>713925685
The Brave developers acting like idiots just got Twitch to go after the main blocking option that was getting used.

Some proxy stuff and shit still works because ads are region-based and some get few/none.

>>713925687
I heard the owner of the place is real nice though

>you can have a female nidoran male
>shrugs with a puzzled expression
it does make one ponder
>>713925685
ublock origin lite works on my machine, porn sites are clean again

>>713925593
It just takes practice anon there's nothing really special about it.

>>713925685
I use something called Alternative Player for Twitch.tv

>>713925343 (OP)
Wait ESA is going on? Everyone told me it died during the AGDQ threads

>>713925685
Adguard Extra is working fine for me

>>713925624
Was it autism?

>>713925718
Yeah, Twitch has consistently been the hardest website to block ads in. And they just proudly announced they were making it mainstream and turning it on by default. Fucking idiots, just keep the adblocking capabilities vague.

useless fucking broken captcha finally works

>>713925259
I was joking anon, I can understand his Frenglish just fine.

>>713925772
>Everyone told me it died
and yet they did not show you its body

GOOKMOOT FIX YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE NIGGER

>>713925772
If you call 1.6k viewers and 2647 eurodollars alive?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg

>>713925624
Band of hard Rs

>>713925685
video-swap-new werks on my machine (firefox)

>>713921443
https://files.catbox.moe/mxc6mj.mp3
>captcha breaks right as i finish
For fuck sake.

how do I unlock these characters?

>>713925807
Yeah I'm gonna be glad when we're through to ASM and Dogwater since those have Youtube streams.

That said GDQ isn't as bad as ESA is with ads, ESA has them as often as possible and they even lie to the runners about it being out of their control.

Captcha is fucked

>>713925772
It's spiritually dead as they shat the fucking bed last year or the year before that and had lots of volunteers and known personnel/runners jump shit due to sexual harassment and mismanagement scandals, killing stream 2, reducing to only one event per year and so on.

But I personally care more about shitposting with my bros here on /v/ and enjoying plum cunny art. I can still get kino runs on RTA or the aussie event or mad dogs, so nothing really changed for me.

>>713925865
>>713925882
Well I guess I know what I'll have on in the background for the week. They still going offline during the night?

how many kids do you think gave up at brock? real dick move picking charmander and having to deal with rock pokemon before you have anything else but scratch and ember

>>713925473
What happened with the reach run? I was looking forward to it but it was at 6am so I missed it. Is it just anons disliking reach or was the run itself bad?

>>713925959

God damn were the games always this slow?

>>713925772
Alive and well! P-please donate

>>713926021
if they did they were weak. I somehow made it through with charmander

Don't forget to hydrate

why is it ok to make hon hon hon and le baguette jokes with the french but if you make ching chong or shieeeet jokes you get lynched?

>>713926089
Not even brainless liberals like the F*ench

>oui oui hon hon
This frenchy is alright

>>713926082
i hydated too much

>>713926019
Schedule's in the opening post you lazy fuck.

>>713926089
Hating on the French is kind of a European injoke, it's mostly well-meaning and the French have humor. Only gypsy or eastern euro hate is real, as was greek hate pre turkey's immigrant blackmailing attempts.
Oh, and hate on Germans might be real. At least I hate it and I'm German, so I assume people agree with me.

>>713925685
Brave + TTV LOL PRO works for me.

>>713926089
double standards, there's no coming around it

>>713926181
>reading the OP
People do this?

>>713926019
no and stream 2 is back

>>713925980
>That said GDQ isn't as bad as ESA is with ads
GDQ has a special deal with Twitch which is why ads are rarely ever ran in the middle of a run yet ESA has had it be a problem since 2019 or so.

>>713925685
I just watch in mpv

>teach it to an electric pokemon
>teaches it to nidoking
devilish

>>713921629
>>713921443
Delivering

redrawn from FLCL
I'll comeback later if there's a fun run

>>713925895
holy fuck lmao
that's funny thanks

What, did we get hacked by a PDF again?

>>713926089
They get to be overprotective of their language and the rest of the world gets to make fun of their accents. It's only fair, and endearing

>>713925895
nice

Eventually this run just turns into X Speed into Horn Drill.

Right?

>>713926342
No, a MOBI this time

>>713921629
>>713921443
Delivering

redrawn from FLCL
I'll comeback later if there's a fun run

>>713925895
holy fuck lmao hahahahah
that's funny thanks

>>713926321
Cute Akarin~

>>713926353
Probably, I don't follow the pokemon speedrun scene

>a minute of ads randomly during a run
FUCK YOU

>>713926415
basado

>>713926415
Plum is PISSED

>>713926415
Plum!

>>713926386
he can't keep getting away with this

is there an english restream?

>>713926427

>>713921443
plum in the style of puyo puyo

C.U.M:
>CONTINUOUS
>(PL)UM
>MATING
cum in plum

>>713926415
Such angry Plum.. it's amazing anon!
You know, I remembered there was a Vespa with a anti-tank recoilless rifle strapped to it during ww2, you could've drawn the broom like that, but well original requester probably wasn't aware.

>>713925656
you don't know many Americans, do you, anon?
I've lived there. They really have zero concept of shit.
The average American won't even leave thier city, let alone state. The concept of anything 'outside' their little bubble is terrifying
>>713925748
See above

>blocking midroll ads
Feelsgoodman

>dray hacks mentioned
What's he up to nowadays? No way to romhack Shitch games yet right?

i legitimately cannot understand 90% of what either of these faggots are saying

>>713926342
I swear on me mum if this website dies again I better find you fucks on moe or se.
BO is a cuck but it's a nice shelter for stuff like this.

>>713926415
Cool shit

>>713926502
No, start learning ESL.

>>713926063
yes and they still are. they have trouble getting information across without needing ten A inputs or taking extra time to tell you shit you can already see happening
man this captcha fuckery is making me reconsider every post I type
>>713926317
return of the king
>>713926415
very nice

One of the perks of playing with ESL Euros is I can understand every word they're saying kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LAVENDER TOWN
IM
GOING
INSANE

>>713926624
You consider that a good thing?

>>713926538
Anon... What are you talking about? Haruko doesn't have the anti-tank rifle, Kitsurubami does.

man these frenchies can barely speak

>>713926415
based as fuck

HIROSHIMOOOOT it might be a cloudflare issue
I will probably move to infinity chan if shit dies down completely

>>713926415
>plum is back....with a vengeance

>we have a problem with Gasly
What the fuck did he do, he made it to Q3 today

>Can't post anything
>Can't understand anything
Get me out of here

>>713926594
Reporting doesn't work right now either.
Legit any post with porn will guaranteed stay up for a while if it's not a janny patrolled thread like this, and I hate it. I just wanna be a tattletale and gookmoot won't let me.

>Grass skirt Plum
>Summer
Next logical step is Plum selling plums on Isle Delfino!

THE BOOGBOW BUGUIDEEBUGDGEEBOW

>>713926707
My bad.. I haven't seen FLCL, leave it to Japs actually include the warfare things I mentioned already in the shows as always.

>>713926683
-The Pokemon I Stopped Using Because I Got A Puppy In Real Life Became Real And Killed My Dog In Real Life- [True Story] (Happedned To Me)

>gdq mentioned
fucking french

>>713926415
Cool Plum!

As bad as it may sound you really want this french accent over a forced english accent from a frenchie.

>ESA starts
>4chan dies

>>713926828
>hasn't seen FLCL
Fake anime fan...

>>713926994
Too many human posts.
4chan is now intended for bots so it can't handle it.

>>713926992
I don't want anything french to begin with. Other than Brie and Roquefort.

>no Summer Plum OP
Might be too risky

>>713925895
>PLUM RIDING A VESPA (RIDING A VESPA)
>PLUM BEING HOMELESS
this tickled me, thanks.
assuming it was a gen, whatd you use.

Why is everyone complaining about posting? Works fine for me

>>713927098
>he payed for the 4chan

>>713925595
Plum is dead

>>713927098
A real smart ass, aren't we?

>>713927052
You forgot Camembert, Cognac and mime sluts.

>>713927148
Plum had a game???

>>713925343 (OP)
>Later: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy

>>713926082
literally me, i have hiperhidrosis, you can't control it

>>713927196
>Camembert
I'm yet to find some of that one in my shithole. I'll guess I'll try it on my upcoming trip. That, and a Mont Blanc. I keep seeing those in Anime and I can't find them either.

4chan has been running like shit for me

>>713925593
nah, americans don't have a problem with british/irish/austrailian accents because english is their mother tongue. they might comment on the novelty but generally have no problem understanding the average britt or aussie or whatever. something about the french language is different enough from english that the accent it gives you for english makes it hard for a native speaker to understand. it's not even just the way they pronounce letters but their timing on certain syllables is extremely different from a native.

other languages aren't as bad, like german or spanish (mostly for americans because they're exposed to spanish-accent english a lot already). even italian isn't that bad even though it's phonetically closer to french that english. french is down there with like finnish and hindi for making hard to understand english

>>713927196
>Plum had a game???
we don't wanna talk about that.

>>713925685
"Alternative Player for Twitch.tv" works for me. but the way it works is that when an ad is playing, it just show the low res "preview" window blown up while ads are playing so everything will be much lower res while ads are running. audio is fine and consistent tho

>>713926994
>the threads are up?
>doomp eet unteel GDQ

>>713927285
Yeah, goot is after >>(You) specifically. Poor >>(You).

>>713926415
vespa mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8YkK-Y2X-8

>>713927257
Brie and Camembert are basically the same unless you've got good refined tastebuds. No need to go out of your way for it, again, unless your palate can appreciate cheeses.

>>713927196
>Plum had a game???
Yeah it was mediocre and she's apparently one of the slowest and unfun to control. It also isn't her game she has the secondary protag role with like, 3 other literally who characters. Pic related being one of them. I looked up a playthrough on youtube and it's got a lot of GRRLBOSs energy. What a waste.

Wait, what happens if you double KO against Koga's Weezibg with only 1 pokemon in the party?

>>713927286
I just don't think such a nasal language works well with English

French is not a real language half the letters are silent they've been played for fools

>>713927286
The sound of French just makes me angry, I blame my glorious Anglo blood

>>713927472
She's the last or second to last character you unlock too.

>>713926994
>Gura graduates
>4chan dies
may such cases

>cafe accordion gradually rising in intensity
>Pokemon battle music
>French
>5 minutes to make one post because shit servers
I'm slowly losing my fucking mind

>erika
underrated pokegirl

You know what. Is there a Pokemon game where you run your own gym that trainers come to challenge you at? Like, you start out small and with more wins you can upgrade your gym to have those lackey trainers.

>>713927653
And she was added to the game after it was already finished

>>713927746

>>713927606
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSBCs5vcgQ
English is a completely bastardized and raped language. You're complaining while still having cum driblets and pubic hair around your mouth. No one will ever take angloid rage against the French serious as long as you talk like a rape victim. Retake your roots or reinvent yourself with a more manly language. Those are your choices.

>>713927757
there's a fanmade hack just like that, yeah. You get to upgrade the entire town iirc

French pokemon have the best names.

>>713927757
there's at least one romhack that is exactly like that

>>713927757
oh so like a game where you sit in the same room battling npc trainers over and over without the open world and catching pokemon stuff? sounds like shit

>>713927757
Nintendo would sue the pants off gamefreak if they tried to do this

>>713927827
I read that as Vibration pussy

>>713927083
Suno. Been wanting to play with a power ballad gen so a while.

>>713927820
Frog triggered badly lmao

>>713927797
Silly anon, Kimono girls don't wear underwear

>>713927847
Then make it DLC fagget

>>713927820
sorry, french fry, your language is not a serious contender for cultural domination

>>713927847
That's just the battle facilities.

>>713927938
>/v/ asking for hypothetical content to be DLC
what happened to this board

>>713927820
Exactly the sort of degenerate trash I’d expect from the “people” responsible for the trannylympics.

>>713927820
>Frog language got culturally battered by a "bastardized and raped language"
Topkek

>>713927827
The one they use for Machamp is very funny for brazillians because it sounds like its shouting "weed"

how come the final gym leader and leader of the big bad team has an unevolved mon?

lmao

>>713925593
I think you are most accurate here. Obviously white Americans are a mix of various European backgrounds and can have all kinds of last names, but I got to observe the entire NASCAR media which has no problem pronouncing a wide range of non-phonetic and obscure names normally shart themselves when they were presented with a man from New Zealand named Shane because he triggered their furriner panic response.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_UO4yiHGlc

>>713928310
That's the least of RB Giovanni's problems.

>>713928331
alms for the poor

Howsbiz mentioned.

>>713928310
Game for kids, also final gym just means last test before you're allowed to try the real challenge (top4+champ). Gym leaders are supposed to be chumps who merely test whether you bothered to train a pokemon to current or higher level.

>>713928331
NEW RECORD!!!

>>713928331
>they're French

>>713928310
It's one of his favorites, clearly. Rhyhorn evolves at 42, so he had to specifically keep it unevolved.

>>713928516
He's a Rhyhorn racer. All underground dudes have connections to gambling/sports, it's really no surprise.

>>713927494
Continue à pleurer, Anglophone.

There's a really good Pokemon board game on TTS.

>>713928582
Rhyhorn racing is illegal? Is the BW2 (or was it X/Y?) protagonists mom a criminal?

>>713928721
It's illegal in the same way that horseracing is. As in, it isn't, but mafia/yakuza have their fingers in deep due to bets on horse races i.e. gambling, it's shady as soon as you're involved.

>>713928814
gotcha

Plum requests ideas? Base it on upcoming games if possible. Will take a break from swimsuits for a game themed one.
Swimsuits will resume after.
>>713924126 Anon had really good ideas, but would love to see yours too. If not I'll just pick from him most likely

>elite 4
>beaten by 2 different 10 years old country bumpkin boys

>>713929294
This aint about Plum anymore champ

>>713929294
Pokemon related

>>713929294
plum hugging me, plum kissing me, plum getting nakadashi'd by me

>>713929385
What game is that based on?
>>713929358
I dunno if I'll be able to finish it on time, but there's more pokemon down the road right?

>pokemone run undersestimate
i didn't know this was even possible

>>713929321
Pallet town boys are just built diff

>>713929442
yeah maybe you should do something for upcoming runs like you said, my bad

>>713929321
Lance is a nepobabbi. Agatha is an out of touch foggie. Bruno just wondered in and noone dares tell hin to gtfo. Lorelei fucked her way in.
Source: my colon.

>>713929443
Thanks ESA

>>713929294
Plum as a God from Hades offering you some boons

>>713929294
Trainer Plum! With Typhlosion behind her

>>713929294
plum in paper mario style

>>713929442
>but there's more pokemon down the road right?
Sapphire and SoulSilver.

>>713929442
>What game is that based on?
my life. or jazzpunk

>>713929443
Hard to not get overestimate when you get WR + 20 minutes.

>>713929561
What type of boons could a bum like Plum offer?

RATE THE RUN

Who are these mysterious individuals?

Why doesn't someone just start ai generating plums and put drawfag out of business

>>713929294
Plum dressed in a suit with sunglasses, like something from Jazzpunk.

>>713929652
C

Friends distracted me with Saba's debut and I lost complete track of the run.
Was the rest of the run nice?

>>713929652
F for french and actully dying lol

>finish run
>still yapping puts them over estimate

>>713929684
Good morning sar

>>713929652
D it was a run. I didn't hate it but yeah...

>>713929652
F for French

>>713929652
D for Difficult to watch because of the French

>>713929629
>bum like Plum
No need anon

>>713929652
(B)retty good

>>713929652
C, I wish I understood them better

>>713929625
blunderlands 2 estimate was 45 minutes over WR and they still blew it

>>713929680
The Attendants

>>713929652
B-
Nothing to write home about

holy fucking manlet

In awe of that rapegut

>>713929684
better yet tell him to fuck off back to drawfag threads

>>713929652
C distinctly average

imagine the sex

>>713929294
Paper Mario style Plum with a smug grin holding a mushroom or coin, but seen from a slightly upwards angle so that you can just barely not see her panties

>>713929652
F for FRENCH
>boring poke shit
>cant understand 50% of what was said
i think only werster can make pokemon runs exciting

>>713929680
Gdq hit squad

>>713929652
B

>>713929652
B-

>end was literally "you can clap now you know?"
Lol

>>713929818
so glad I started jogging and dropped alcohol. Got rid of my beeer belly in a few months

>>713929828
Is he a midget or is he just getting severely size mogged?

>>713929629
reduced currency gain for X effect
lose money on hit

Why is he so small.

>shorter than beard manlet
Scotbros…

>>713925343 (OP)
Misty still the best

>>713929652
B
Ridiculously inoffensive compared to the usual Pokemon cringe, but the two Frenchmen speaking in an alien tongue to Americans was funny so one up from C for that.

>>713929652
B

>>713929680
The Mysterons.

is that dude pregananant?

>>713929818
>>713929828

>>713929824
>>713929684
>despising drawfags in threads
What happened to this place?

why is guy on the left seated?

>>713929935
With my cum

Tiny Tim has met his tiny match

Dwarf maxxed

>>713929828
LMAO I thought he was sitting. It never even occurred to me that an adult could be so short.

>>713929946
his feet hurt

>>713929943
I dont mind a drawfag, I despise a drawfag that constantly fishes for attention

>>713927797
Shiny Tangela is green. I know this because I caught one two days ago.

>>713929935
the baby's mine

Well, see ya'll on DQXI

>>713929943
GDQ thread assassins. Not a real person basically, either "south asian" as the newspapers call it these days, or far right on the Kinsey scale.

>>713929975
they cut off his legs to make someone else tiny in his stead

I thought the scot was sitting down what the fuck

>>713925442

>>713929828
imagine the vore

>>713929652
I'm doin' him a B

>Edenal ordered this man on camera and then got the tallest people he could find to stand next to him
Humiliation ritual

astrobot got dropped for a like a dragon run

>>713930014
Asking for requests is not fishing for attention.
If a drawfag is spamming socials then yeah.

>>713929943
It's one butthurt anon, just ignore him.

>>713929943
Drawfags always did shit unprompted
They shouldn't ask for ideas, they just do it, get (You)s, then return later

>>713930137
GOTDecade btw

>>713929652
F

Holy shit is that an actual gnome

>>713930195
You don't get to dictate how creatives do their business Mr. Poojeeta

what if tech upped the pitch on mizzow's mic

>>713929680
Suspiciously Wealthy Furries

>>713930309
kek

I wanna see this guy stood next to /ourlad/ TinyTim

Photoshop some dwarf armor on him

>>713930195
>issue with asking for requests
Now that I can't wrap my head around.
An anon's idea getting a delivery is a bad thing?

>all of the uploads get uploaded
Unless you offend the resident monarchs, in which case your runs are all quietly removed.

>>713930302
He's the Scotch Fairy who takes the angel's toll from all the barrels.

>>713930354

>>713930354

>>713930436
Funny thing, I tried to find the ending video of last Summer, it's utterly gone, even the Twitch video is purged.

>>713929696
>Friends

>>713930056
Neat, I just found a shiny Machop as I was refreshing this page

>>713930096
there he is

We need someone to shop this guy on the other shoulder so he can have an angel and a devil

What happened to Astro Bot you stupid cunts?

>>713930494
damn cat mocking its master's hobby... needs rub correction..!

>>713930363
Best I can do with the tools at hand.

>>713930506
It feels like ESA's entire vod history was purged, but GDQ still has runs from 10 years ago still up.

>>713927797

>>713929824
>>713929684
>>713930195
killurself

>>713929652
(C)roissant

>>713930715
Unless I'm on the wrong filter, they nuked everything (or Twitch's new 100 hour policy did).

>>713930758
How's the tan coming along, stickguy?

>>713930802
they have their youtube page

I like Yakuza as much as the next guy but they usual have that fat fuck Rebelfat95 running them who is a charisma-vacuum

>>713930884
https://www.youtube.com/@ESAMarathon

>>713930884
obviously, but >>713930436

>>713930860
he's obviously in the shade

>>713930663
Bless your heart, anon.

>>713930901
Weird way to spell Froob

>>713930529
Wanna brag with a pic? Now's your chance!

>Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 1) on Sunday
>Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 2) on Tuesday

>>713931041
heug game

Did you dwarfism is people below 4'10? You don't necessarily need to have stunted limbs

>>713931041
Are they gonna cheat with a different save file on Tuesday

>>713931041
it's a metaphor for the destruction of speedrunning

Is there a sleep break?

>>713930928
Nooooo chud this disproves my troon narative!!!!

>>713929652
B surprisingly tolerable for a pokemon run, but that might just be me being a gen1 boomer

>>713931041
>>713931069
It's only 6 hours, which is nothing compared to some Persona runs.

>>713931041
>24 hour MMO run

>>713931157
What are you sperging out about?

Newfag here, why does /v/ care about this event?

OMG!!! Is that a woman (male)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!??!!?

>>713931041
JRPG's should be banned if they're not 30 minutes or less

wowzers is that a real girl?

>mr ock
>she/her
yea ok bro

>Mr. Ock
>she/her

do americans really

>>713928125

>>713931280
It's fun watching and chatting with the other Anons.

>GotG 5:45 easy run
It's a literal movie game. As in, it's the most mid/shit game part with cool scenes and lots of talky talky walky walky in there.
Why is this speedran?

i like that jump

>>713931329
>>713931330

>>713930884
Yeah but not everything even gets uploaded there.

>>713931337
>(((Americans)))

>>713931345
Luigi on the cuckchair

How autistic is Jake?

>>713931207
>Meanwhile Metako ERPs and whispers "Lightning is the most mid protagonist ever"

>9 runs in and already 2 trannies
Its looking grim bros.

>>713931435
kek

>girl

My steam keeps jumping back 5 seconds the forward 5 seconds every 10 seconds

anyone remember that paper mario run at ESA with that pale red-headed autist? don't remember if he was doing commentary or running (also could've been thousand year door). guy was shaking and having a meltdown like half the run, it was extremely entertaining. i think that was the same year as the "susan nuggets" happening, maybe even the run right before it

>Astro gone
>for a fucking Yakuza run of all things

>>713931345
kek

more like mr ack hahahahahaha

Was that guy in the talking segment sitting down or was he a midget?

>>713931330
>>713931329
Nah, it's for M-Rock, Rock being German for skirt, and M standing for Mario.
She's totally a girl guise, trust the planerino.

>>713931493
No way that's a tranny retard

are these guys drug addicts

>>713931550
Count it

>if you press A early
>mario will jump early
never thought of it that way

>>713931435
I feel like this GDQ they are trying to emulate ESA. They even got the mandatory handicapped guy and a bunch of trannies by the looks of it. Did Cuckdenal get paid off by someone?

>>713931014
Got him on the Emerald romhack I was also playing during this past Pokemon run, not that much to brag about considering how its devs have done their damnest to have them not as rare, with two Shiny Charms available before doing Wynona's gym
I did get Pokerus for the first time 3 months ago though, on a vanilla Emerald run

>>713931623
I like that jump!

>>713931536
Sony couldn't even afford to advertise their demo at esa.
Collapse imminent.

>>713931536
Wonder what happened? Guess its the usual runner bailing or getting sick?

god forbid a 5/10 nerdy girl with colored hair is into speedrunning

>>713931329
>>713931330
Pic pls can't watch

>>713931709
Post their socials so I can properly transvestigate

I didn't know ESA was happening this week,
>Made it on day 1
KINO

>>713931709
She's just there to climb that plumber beanpole.

>>713931709
I think mr(c)ock actuallly has a twat. Probably a smelly one with purple unshaven hair but still.

>>713931673
>demo
seethe tendie

She's clearly ovulating

if she's a tranny i'll suck his dick

Mrock? more like Jrock

>>713931843
I was gonna say, she looks horny as fuck.

>>713931709
>god forbid a 5/10 nerdy girl with colored hair
Yes.

>>713931826
People don't color their pubes because the process usually involves bleaching first, and that's a big nono to get close to your private bits.

>>713931570
Some anons really are jumping at shadows with this shit these days, lol.

I've only played the snes super Mario rpg. Are the paper Mario's worth playing?

>>713931329
>>713931330
Ock mind

>>713931936
Sound suspiciously gay. You crave cock?

>>713931936
>he doesn't bleach his assholes

>>713931936
>Believe me sisters, I’ve tried!

>People can watch this and tell me to my face the Mario mandate isn't real
Look at how much soul there is in the first ten minutes, and look at current Mario homogenizing everything. It's real.

>>713931902
>>713931843
He's a man that turned his sexuality into his whole personality. Of course he's horny, by just allowing him to dress like that, he's making you part of his fetish.

>Edenal gave the graveyard shit to a bunch of mutt trannies in an effort to appeal to the American audience
Makes sense ngl

https://www.twitch.tv/mrockstar20/about

>self employed therapist

>>713931965
64 and TTYD ye
Everything else no

>>713931435

>>713932027
Wonder

>>713932102
>cosplay of the day cam (see my full body outfit in full screen)

>>713931893

>>713932102
Uh oh. Anyone else hear about that jew therapist lady that was filming all that pizza?

gaper mario the thousand cock stare

>>713932102
>if only you knew how bad things are

>>713932102
the rapist can rape me any day

>>713932027
goombhat

>>713932037
hot desu

>>713932018
I didn't know this was a thing, but an article explains it's used through lasering and peels, not actual bleach.

>>713932003
Cock in vagina going splrt splrt with a little xray popup of a cute ovum getting gangbanged by virile little swimmers maybe, but otherwise no. I'm strictly in the hetero camp due to my impregnation fetish (i.e. being normal).

>>713932023
No, but it happened in a manga I read. Bad idea.

She does pig noises when she laughs. Yea she can rape me anytime.

>>713932102
She comes off too much like a foid, I think we're safe.

>>713932216
n-n-n-no

>VVC

I thought she said something else heh heh heh

>>713932334
my pig princess...

She runs Super Metroid.

>>713932318
You have a way with words, Madam. I crave cock too now #nohomo

>>713932289
You won't be saying that when xhe reaches 50 and becomes an old man

>>713932452
Pancake boobs probably but still fuckable meat

Why would they do two boring rpg runs back to back

>>713932587
Pokemon isn't an RPG, it's a creature collector.

>>713932587
it's sleepy time in sweden

>>713932684
Neither is Paper Mario, it's an Expedition 33-like

>>713932587
Over there it's currently well past 12:00 AM.

>>713932587
Every game is an RPG

Last time I saw a Paper Mario run was at GDQ, where it came down to horrendous savescumming in the final boss. Will this be any different, does anyone know?

>>713932587
AI schedule

what have i missed today

>>713932783
A shabboslike even

BLACK toads

God damn black Toads, always blocking the roads...

to the hilt in plum

>>713932831
nothing
the magic is gone

evening faggots

>>713932684
Pokemon is exactly the same as Oddballz.

>>713932827
It will absolutely blow your mind. Also, CERN will kill everyone in this thread by the end of this day. Go unplug your microwaves my dudes.

>>713932857
>>713932860

>>713932857

cooking up traditional plum

Attempt #2 coming up on Tuesday kek

>>713932980
2 more weeks?

Why is a super metroid runner on the couch for a paper mario run, they fukkin?

>>713933125
Because of her personality of course

>>713929652
F for french

>>713933079
>bitch you fucking SUCK at this game
how did he get away with this thinking?

>>713933079
Jesus, cata is really awesome but I can't stand those lame 2P1C runs with Fappery. She has a really high voice and probably squeals like a little piggie. That's why he keeps her ass around.

>>713933079
>puppery

I hate these women

>>713933079
I remember

>>713933074
cute

She needs dicking

>>713933074
adorable

>>713933074
Ehh tepid

Don't they have the host sit around with the runners anymore or is Mizzow THAT SMALL that he is hidden behind these three wet farts?

>>713933474
You can't see it, but Mizzow is actually standing on a crate.

Just got home, how has ESA been? Are we finally back?

>>713933079
R2.

>>713933550
I lol'd. That guy actually has a girlfriend who is even a bit shorter than he is and as chubby. I wanted to take both home last time because the looked so adorable.

>>713932102
>Dyes her hair a different colour every other week
That stuff probably has the texture of straw.

>>713933298
It would be much more comfortable if they switched seats and crossed their arms but obviously he's too beta to suggest that

>>713933079
nice

>>713933079
I get the thinking. "It was a nice run. It was just unfortunate that they got Malenia in the main quest"

To which someone must say, there's no reason they won't get Malenia in an even worse situation this time round, too. That's the thing with randomisers. The crappy thing about them, you might say.

>>713929692
Fancy, Jazzy, Plum
still unemployed

Why is the only type of comedy allowed at these speedrunning events intentionally bad jokes/puns?

>>713933861
besides, people wanna see shit like that. what's the point of doing a rando run if your game is gonna be bricked by running into malenia?

>>713933738
Nah, cata exudes big dick energy. He should fuck her while playing or she should at least suck him off. How would we call this category? Orgasm% (glichful) ?

>>713933873
POV your run submission is about to be denied

>>713933923
nerds aren't known for their comedic timing

>>713933968
a new kind of race where the object is not cum before end

>>713933861
>>713933956
I seem to remember them saying they never practiced Melania because they thought they wouldn't get her kek.

>2 minutes of ads every 10 minutes
now i remember why i quit watching this shitshow

>>713934152
based retards

>>713933873
Very nice!

>>713933873
Love it, but why do I get the feeling, she's going to make me an offer I can't refuse?

>>713933923
In streaming, most of the comedy comes from reaction to the unseen or unexpected event. It's hard to react to game, when you have played it for hundreds of hours.

>>713934118
Sound's like a badly designed run.

How has it been so far? It just started today, but still.

What is she thinking?

>>713933923
Nerds don't know how to be funny, for one. Nerds also don't know how to deal with uncomfortable things, which humour is designed to expose you to. Hence why you see so much whining for safe spaces whenever a nail sticks out. The community has conditioned itself at this point, like manchildren.

The only humour that survives this is dad jokes, safe edgy lolrandom, and puns.

I hope BSG After Dark and Dogwater allow for some funnies.

>>713934189
>Not blocking them

>>713934220
>Charged R2
>Two R1s would have killed her

>>713933585
Day 1's been mixed, some great runs with some funny runs and some meh runs. No major blockbusters so far, and familiar faces are fewer, but to some that's a perk

>>713934324
"But what about Luigi?"

>>713934324
how does the fish survive?

>>713934245
>play my game anon or... I'll cry please help

>>713934189
I'm so glad I can watch this without ads on mpv, like a civilized person. If I were getting ads every 10 minutes I'd probably skip this event.

>>713934189
Ads!? on twitch!?!
You might be tech illiterate.

>>713927148
>peak player count: 49 almost 2 years ago
>most this year has been 7
grim

>>713934189
i'm extremely retarded but even i figured out how to block ads (with some hand holding by other anon-kuns a few threads ago)

Its really easy anons just use the proxy or video-swap-new on Firefox (not sure if Chromium works after the stunt Brave pulled)
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions

>>713934189
It's all part of the adblock arms race. Since most people block ads, they have to force the dummies who can't to watch 5 times as many.

I need day 1 fags to be real with me before this thread becomes a weird hugbox. How cancer is ESA now? Is this still worth watching?

>>713935304
boring

>>713935304
it's been a hugbox for the past 2 days already.
Come on in, fagboy.

>>713935304
Mute between games and it's fine.

>>713935135
>(not sure if Chromium works after the stunt Brave pulled)
qrd

>>713935450
It hasn't even been one day. Are you even watching?

>that's awesome

>>713935504
Yeah and we've been having threads despite the marathon not even being on:
This one hit bump limit yesterday.
>>713813637

Someone move that monitor god damn it.

>>713935304
it hasn't really become cancerous so much as it's become boring

i wonder if someone ever saw an ad for a credit card while watching someone playing video games and decided to actually apply for it
who the fuck are these ads for
>Block the ads dumbass
i don't use twitch as much as your zoomer ass, shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

>>713935304
Hasn't had any real cancer on screen yet, been mostly games and the runners have been decently skilled. Not bad but no real highlights either yet.
Seems like they were serious when they said they wanted to make it more about the games again (rather than meme 5$ ikea building shit, though not sure if those won't pop up later)

The runner looks like hes jonesing for his next hit of meth, or is a cryptkeeper

>>713935847
block the ads dumbass

>>713935482

>>713935847
It's funny how you know you're tech illiterate and had to poorly try to get people not to call you such

>>713935901
What did I tell you?

>>713935906
kek

>>713935304
Define cancer. All we know is that the leadership made retarded decisions and mistakes, which made some long time volunteers fuck off, so did end up backfiring and they skipped one event, but we don't know if something shifted internally. Doesn't really look like it, but who knows. I think the most healthy way would be to be direct and transparent about mistakes and apologize to the volunteers who were wronged.
The fact that stream 2 and the 24 hours schedule is back, is at least a good sign in my opinion and even when some runs are shitty, there are always the threads.

>>713935991
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>>713925343 (OP)
anyone else hate that art style they swapped to?

>>713935847
ads don't work the way you think they do.
It's not that seeing an ad will make you immediately go running out and buy/susbscribe to something.
They exist to create what is known as "brand presence."
Basically, the next time you actually need to buy a product ie.: a credit card, you will be presented with several options, and you'd see the one you unsuspiciously watched some ads for, and you'd remember you've heard the name, as opposed to the other options that will seem less trustworthy just because you've never heard about them.

Time to sleep. Enjoy the night shift, burgers

>>713936113
every modern anime looks like shit

>Recommending your own youtube videos
That's a little sad.

>>713929680
>Kisame, we're leaving

>>713936113
Not a fan. Looks very flat and the faces look kind of weird to me.

>>713936186
Joke's on them, I get extremely mad and start grudges against brands that slip through adblock.

>>713936263
true lol
as a matter of fact I talk about that very topic on my youtube channel

>>713935304
People forget because we've had a few standout moments like the post-event dance parties or Metako's entertaining 20-hour Final Fantasy runs, but ESA overall has always been "meh, watchable."

So far, this event is "meh, watchable", so it's a return to form.

>>713936186
I specifically go out of my way not to purchase things that are aggressively advertised.
Aside from food, I'll buy a box of Cheez-Its when I see an ad for them because I love Cheez-Its. Everyone has a weakness.

>>713936308
>>713936416
You can just block ads.
You'll be happier not having to hold grudges against everything.

>>713925515
>>713932831
coconut biki Plum! >>713920612

>running skeleton crew at 7:30AM
Whoever put it there knew what they were doing.

>runner didn't understand free luigi
heh

>>713935958
Or, you know, instead of scouring the internet finding the twitch abblocker that works this day I could just mute the steam and go take a piss.

>>713936416
>TBHQ which fucks with your DNA
Peak goyslop.

>>713936550
Yeah, but Android TV apps are slow to implement adblocking and the low quality swap shit on PC is disgusting. Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to a VPN after all since TTV LOL doesn't work half the time.

>>713936610
Damn, he's feeling himself

>>713936675
they been puttin shit in the cheezits that turn you into a friggin cheezit i's seen it on the innanet

>>713936590
Joka?

>>713936610
I NEVER MEANT TO CAUSE YOU ANY SORROW
I NEVER MEANT TO CAUSE YOU ANY PAIN
I ONLY WANTED ONE TIME TO SEE YOU LAUGHING
I ONLY WANTED TO SEE YOU LAUGHING IN THE PURPLE RAIN
...
PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN

>>713936610
The runner has the proportions of a midget.

>>713936875
Are you the 300 pound goy that slides down the mountain in the commercial?

>>713936667
You're obviously bothered by them
Just take a step back and block them. Anons tell you what to look for every year, in at least half the threads. It's probably in the first 30 posts of the opening thread.

>>713937106
i'm the talking wheel of cheddar cheese because i ate too many cheezits and it altered my very DNA

>>713937169
Ah, so a 300 pound vaxi-goy.

>>713936587
Absolute Sexo.

>>713925632
furfag

>>713937240
>Goy goy goy vaxxie
This is an exchange about cheese flavored crackers in a thread about speedrunning btw

>>713936590
Why's that?

is OP still baking?

>>713937387
>he dropped the bantz
Sorry your heart rate was getting too high.

>>713937484
I'm baking.

>>713937484
Summer Plum OP or way too risky?

>>713937542
>>713937525
see two bakers

>>713937484
It's page 7. Hodl.

>>713937542
I'd be careful. Janny is usually on the prowl the first few days of these events

>>713937542
Plum isnt related to ESA

>>713937424
It's probably going to be empty as fuck, though the hades run actually has chances of being even emptier.
Not that I'm going to witness it, since I'm going the fuck to sleep now.

wait stop
I'm baking rn

i'm about to pluuummm

>>713937601
I mean why Skeleton Krew?

>>713936113
I like how bouncy it is, good for the animation and choreography, not so much for stills.

>>713937683

>>713937683
whats up my ESL friend

Is this better than GDQ?

>>713937881
I would really prefer if you didn't mention GDQ

>>713937881
not necessarily, but GDQ is worse

>>713937881
Used to be, was a lot more fun about 5 years ago

>>713937881
I guess

>>713937881
They used to have actual whores as casters.

>>713937683
Please don't make me question my own ESL baggage and refer to >>713937793

CHOKE

>>713938271
Used to?

Suddenly they sound sad, are they choking?

I wish he’d stop talking like that.

>>713938438
Yes...but why Skeleton Krew?

>>713938539

I've decided not to make the next thread.

This will be the final ESA thread. Thank you for understanding.

>>713939091
i'm ok with that, this first day has been boring as fuck both onstream and in the threads. time to let this doggie die

>>713939091
It's for the best

>>713939091
Migrate, or DIE

>>713939091
it can't be helped

>>713939091
it was a good run
see ya at GDQ!

make a thread fucknuts

thread?

>>713939570
Nah, she's only 10 you sick fuck.

>>713939570
Not yet.

The promised land, the great page 11...it calls to us.

RATE PAPER MARIO

German women owe me sex.

>>713939768
Dead thread/10

>>713939768
C+, watched but don't remember anything. It wasn't annoying.

ASTRO BOT RUNNER IS IN HIS HOTEL THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF

probably heard his mom is dying or something

>rebeldragon
oh yeah
>yakuza 8 hour rpg
FUCK

>>713939875
It's Any% not All Sidestories, so it's only an hour and a half

>>713939851
people stop posting when a thread is far down on the catalog because they think their epic post wont get any attention if someone makes the new thread right after

>>713939868
I don't remember seeing tcbr on the schedule

>>713939875
>8 hour
nigga where does it say 8 hours

also BAAAAAAKE

>>713939868
>ASTRO BOT RUNNER IS IN HIS HOTEL THREATENING TO KILL HIMSELF
lol seriously? i assumed he just missed a flight or something dumb like that

>>713939918
>only

I'm cooking a thread, everyone chill it's just gookmoot making me wait 4 minutes.

>>713939768
C

Little bit boring, but otherwise okay.

it's over... goodbye /v/

Mig just before the deadlFUCK I PUT IT IN THE NAME FIELD
>>713940004
>>713940004
>>713940004

>>713940014
I watch ReallyReallyLongAThon.