Thread 713926626 - /v/ [Archived: 834 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:44:55 PM No.713926626
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Best video game adaptation?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:46:11 PM No.713926657
>>713926626 (OP)
I still can't believe this retard raped his mom and somehow got away with it.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:47:25 PM No.713926690
AI slop
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:48:49 PM No.713926721
>>713926657
>>713926657
ok i stopped following this when I heard it happened, but he got away with it? like zero consequence?
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:48:58 PM No.713926729
>>713926657
>two years in jail
>got away with it
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:52:05 PM No.713926810
>>713926657
I can’t believe a bunch of creeps stalked and harassed a mentally ill person for almost 20 years and got away with it.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:53:17 PM No.713926875
>>713926729
Two years is nothing for rape, and considering the slum and rot he lived in before prison his quality of life was probably higher in it.
>>713926721
He got away with it, I think he's being tardwrangled by a troll making money off his medicated ass but I haven't kept up since Kiwi became increasingly more unusuable.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:54:05 PM No.713926893
>>713926657
>Mom probably didnt say shit
>Not enough evidence
>Spent two years locked up
>Had David Leonard Heilberg as a lawyer
>Local police probably just wanted to get rid of the alleged motherfucker trans woman who thinks his jesus
His life is just a perfect storm of being able to go lower and lower.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:54:55 PM No.713926925
>>713926721
He spent 2 years in jail before the judge threw the case out. Not even because he was a schizo, but because weens kept interfering with the case by contacting him within the prison and getting him to do dumb shit like attack his lawyer with psychic power.

Now some weirdos in Finland are taking care if him. For what purpose, I don't know but they basically made him a streamer slave while they take all his donations.
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:55:35 PM No.713926957
>>713926657
at this point I don't think it actually happened (in this dimension at least)
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:58:59 PM No.713927089
>>713926957
>at this point I don't think it actually happened
There's a good chance it did, Chris is a sexual predator of the lowest kind. He will only pick on targets that can't resist. Which just so happened to be his mom.
If you look way back I'm sure you'll find him saying he wanted to rape Megan, but I could be just misremembering
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:59:26 PM No.713927104
>>713926875
Chris was never charged with rape, only incest. The minimum sentence in Virginia is one year in prison, the maximum (which is usually just for repeat offenders, which Chris was not) is ten. I guess technically Chris got no prison time, but she was still locked up for more than the minimum sentence, and two years in jail arguably sounds worse than two years in prison since you’re stuck in a facility only meant for short-term stays.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:00:10 AM No.713927126
Chris Chan I'm Working on it
Chris Chan I'm Working on it
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>>713926626 (OP)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsvM8_Qk0Y
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03vYORIKZ_0
SOUL
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:01:58 AM No.713927180
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>>713927126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbzXUnTLTQ
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:05:27 AM No.713927260
>>713926657
He might be a retard but like a child he can tell an opportunity to do something he likes happened present itself. willingly or not. Why the fuck he went onto hint about it to Null and just outright bragged about it to the girl who was going to frame him.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:08 AM No.713927353
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Why was Kacey so ColdHearted and Mean to a boy who liked her?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:30 AM No.713927368
>>713926729
>Rape
>Sexual assault on an elderly person
>Incest
Two years for that is practically nothing
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:07:37 AM No.713927375
>>713926893
Her rapekit results are on the farms. We have audio recording of Chris describing the multiple acts in excruciating detail, which line up with the bruising in said rape kit. I think the real reason he was let go is because the bitch who goaded him into fucking her had glowie parents and prosecuting Chris would mean having to go after her as well. The court probably didn't want to deal with the headache of it all.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:08:43 AM No.713927434
>>713927375
sex
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:11:08 AM No.713927569
I'll never not be mad that the shitshow of Chris trying to summon his husband Mewtwo to testify on his behalf only exists in transcript form.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:10 AM No.713927769
>>713927569
>I'll never not be mad that the shitshow of Chris trying to summon his husband Mewtwo to testify on his behalf only exists in transcript form.
Where can I read this transcript, this sounds insane.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:14 AM No.713928061
>>713927769
Kiwifarms. That's not even the best thing he did in court. He claimed to be Jesus and equated raping his mom to absolving her of her sins, then said he would absolve the judge too if she were white.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:18:19 AM No.713928063
>>713927368
Bro is the teflon retard. He should be behind bars still for hitting the guy with the car, should have done two years for pepper spraying a mall employee for no reason. He's just so retarded no one wants to deal with him. If he wasn't so stupid he could rob armored cars and just go full retard when caught and they'd just let him go.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:19:00 AM No.713928105
his comic really goes downhill after he destroys 4chan headquarters and kills everyone working there
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:19:40 AM No.713928165
>>713927368
After the house fire, surviving the unclit, and this shit we can be sure all his bad luck early in life is being cancelled out.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:19:44 AM No.713928170
>have an entire website dedicated to documenting how problematic you are and how you’re a bad person nobody should associate with
Is Chris-chan a victim of cancel culture?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:20:33 AM No.713928245
>>713928063
I have been watching cop videos lately and its like they will just grab anyone off the street they think they can fuck up and lock away without consequences, how does the most disgusting fat retard in bumfuck virginia manage to avoid a confrontation with these kinds of meatheads.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:10 AM No.713928290
>>713927104
>she
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:21:39 AM No.713928325
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>>713928165
Unclit?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:02 AM No.713928451
>>713927353
If Kacey just became Chris’s girlfriend the motherfucking wouldn’t have happened.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:20 AM No.713928465
>>713928325
Listened to some new age bullshit videos on youtube, thought he was growing a vagina by doing this, figured he could help it along if he sliced open his taint with a knife.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:34 AM No.713928502
>>713927353
I swear she gets fatter everytime I see this picture.
>>713928325
You seriously don't want to know.
He got a piercing on his taint and after listing to "bineural beats" on youtube he believed he was growing a vagina. In reality it was just his infected piercing being split open.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:24:35 AM No.713928504
>>713928245
he doesn't, he had already been arrested multiple times before the internet found him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:20 AM No.713928547
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>>713928465
>>713928502
I don't know why I asked.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:42 AM No.713928570
>>713928325
QRD At the height of Chris' trans sage he got a piercing on his taint, got it infected, then cut his taint open to "free" his vagina. I'm not joking. He posted pics to fucking Facebook and left it festering, claiming real doctors confirmed it was a real vagina and were baffled by his psychic abilities.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:26:56 AM No.713928640
>>713928170
>an entire website
actually its:
>multiple entire websites in the form of wikis and discussion boards
>an 85-part docuseries on youtube
>multiple references in mainstream media and popular culture
and much more
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:27:34 AM No.713928683
>>713928640
Exactly. This is cancel culture.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:28:20 AM No.713928723
>>713928683
chris is too powerful to be cancelled
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Moose !!Tm8/4MnbTW4
6/29/2025, 12:28:31 AM No.713928730
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>>713928640
Don't forget that he sold Sonichu necklaces which have also seemingly cursed anyone who bought them. Seriously, it's uncanny how buying one and wearing it seems to immediately ruin your life.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:35 AM No.713928796
>>713928723
He literally made a video not too long ago coming to the realization that he has no friends and anyone genuine wants absolutely nothing to do with him.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:29:59 AM No.713928817
Dimensional Merge when? Doubters need not reply.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:31:01 AM No.713928914
>>713928502
>He got a piercing on his taint and after listing to "bineural beats" on youtube he believed he was growing a vagina. In reality it was just his infected piercing being split open.
Oh right I forgot about the piercing part.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:24 AM No.713929008
Dr_Christopher_Morton_Duckworth.jpg
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why did he do it, /v/ros?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:27 AM No.713929018
>>713928796
He's not wrong, but that's not cancel culture.
Cancel culture would be about denying him access to any platform possible, whereas Chris is realizing that everyone around him wants to put him on every platform possible so he can make a fool of himself for their amusement.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:32:57 AM No.713929062
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I wanna buy a medallion from Chris' esty, but idk if that's 'supporting' him and his bad actions
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:33:16 AM No.713929082
Imagine being Megan. Imagine just one day wondering what that retard who drew porn of you is up to and seeing all this shit. That girl dodged a missile.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:34:55 AM No.713929205
>>713929062
If it makes you feel better he's being held hostage in Finland, forced to stream and sell merchandise or be left out to freeze to death without his passport or ID. He got catfished and is now making money for a warm bed and maybe a meal. Dude lost 130 pounds in 7 months. Shit's fucked for him.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:35:21 AM No.713929236
>>713929018
I don't think anyone cares enough to stop him from streaming to nobody or tweeting his insane ramblings to the void. He gets kicked out of any convention he tries to attend and lives like a recluse now only to be seen like bigfoot.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:29 AM No.713929397
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>>713928170
No but what the site has morphed into is a good case example of losing your focus. It used to be just about Chris and eventually other bigger lolcows, now these niggers will cyberstalk and doxx every other fag that goes against their weird purtian views. Josh is a disingenious faggot who will claim he's just 'documenting' stuff and will then happily let his users proudly show off details like people's addresses, faces and so on. Remember when he tried to force people to use the word 'unmasking'?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:37:35 AM No.713929403
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>>713927126
God, Chris was so much fun when it was just Chris.
Imagine a world where every single faggot who wanted to try and make themselves a character in his life died just as they were about to make their first prank call.

Chris was a perfect firestorm of natural arrogance, stupidity, and autism, and these retards turned him into a tragedy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:38:30 AM No.713929468
>>713929018
Open up your eyes
Then you realize
They want cancel culture!
“Lolcow” is a codeword for “cancelled!”
Say it once again
No one’s trying to can-
-cel Kiwi admins!
“Lolcow” is a codeword for “cancelled!”
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:39:00 AM No.713929508
>>713929397
>doxx
It's not doxing when the retards publicly put their own shit out for the world to see.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:39:05 AM No.713929518
I honestly hope Sega just releases a Sonichu character. Make it Nintendo exclusive. It would make his day, is that so bad?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:39:11 AM No.713929523
>>713928570
Who the fuck gets a taint piercing???
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:40:22 AM No.713929628
>>713929523
He got it to symbolize where his vagina would be.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:42:44 AM No.713929831
>>713929523
Bro imagine bei g the guy who has to puerce Chris Chan's taint. You fucking KNOW that cunt didn't wash.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:43:43 AM No.713929918
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I wanna post a funny video on YouTube about Sonichu but I don't want to end up in someone's documentary
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:16 AM No.713929957
>>713926925
>attack his lawyer with psychic power.
Damn... I really gotta brush up on my CWClore. Only shit I knew from his Prison arc was his comparing the bible and quaran to simpsons and family guy and when someone started a rumor he broke out of jail and everyone just instantly believed it cause he's cris chan.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:55 AM No.713930003
>>713929918
Post it and don't acknowledge anyone asking about it afterwards.