Problem: choosing random no longer guarantees 3-lap courses
Solution: /v/eekend!

33Y YTB

Get in and race the way god intended!

We hate toadette here

@Trump @Nintendo @FBI DO SOMETHING!!! PATCH THIS!!! THEY'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME RIGHT!!!

is there even any rubberbanding in this game? it feels like if i get behind there's no way to catch up once the pack is ahead of me

>>713939238
Who the fuck hates toadette??

every time you post an 8snoy dies

I WON

we kiss toadette here

toadette is a meta pick and metafaggots deserve the rope

dan why the fuck did you hold on to those reds for that long

>>713939335
Rubberbanding is for npcs only

>full room
Fuck youuuuu

HOW DO I UNLOCK MY WIFE ROSIE

ah ha ah ha ah ha TOADETTE

>be shitty player
>got ass handed to me by /v/ in MK8D
>get ass handed to me by /v/ in MKW
>decide to just nolife /v/eekend
>still suck but usually get to like 8th place by Sunday night

>go back to single player yesterday
>steamroll all of 150cc and unlock mirror mode
>play random lobbies online
>usually 1st, 2nd or 3rd without really trying
Kek
Thanks /v/ros

>>713939578
You know toad has the exact same stats right

>>713939676
Your wife sucks and has the worst stats in the game and you will never ever win if you pick her :)

>>713939676
Beat the Star Cup.
>>713939763
No he doesn’t. Nabbit does.

>>713939763
including hidden stats?

>>713939676
my nose IN that ass

Hostfag you know you can select normal races right? Like you don't have to play mirror mode

>it’s still full
The fuck is going on in there an orgy?

>>713939676

>feathers in 3rd
>redshell him
>he uses his only shroom
>redshell again
>he finishes in 20th

>>713940326
I wish

>>713940326
Yes, we're taking turns fucking the babies

23/24

>boo steals my only mushroom on the final stretch
>was going to cut the corner and win

>>713940405
you WHAT

do knockout

Well my luck tonight was abysmal dogshit but I had a good time, see you at the next one bros

Do knockout tour pls

>>713940672
after this one.

>bagging beach

>>713939335
"rubberbanding" is for the NPC's but the items you get are better the worse your position is when you roll the item box.

WHY DO I KEEP LOSING

AGAIN

Again? come on

>>713940596
LEWD

FUCK OFF BACK TO STRAYA WITH YOUR BOOMERANG CUNT

Im begging you people to stop picking the beach

it's hard to drive when I'm drinking vodka

>bagging hills

>>713940596
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!

>yet still full
Anyone streaming to check for room availability
Idk why mkw removed spectate mode

>>713941547
https://www.twitch.tv/yuzukisensei

>>713941547
hopping out for a bit, try now

GGs fellas

>guy with a mega mushroom is behind me
>try to get out his way
>he’s too face and aiming right at you
>powerless to dodge him
I-is this what it feels like when you’re about to die?

what the fuck was his problem?

hurry up with your knockout tour I wanna PLAY

Fuck the nigger who lightninged there.

>1st to 12th in a second
Yeah I knew that was going to happen

I love racing with my /v/ros on the /v/eekend

extremely common Nolan W

22/24

>teams with no COM again

Good races tonight, bros.

LET'S GO BLUE BROS

>>713942535
am I the only one who likes the in-between tracks

>>713942739
SOVL

>>713942739
Better quality, no idea why that one looks ass

>>713943054
No I like them

BLUE CHAD ONCE AGAIN

Timmy fuck off im on your team

>get knocked off map by bullet bill after last item boxes
FUUUUCK

What happened reefbro?

why does the switch 2 pro controller feel like sex

>going around zippy with the megashroom because hes on my team
>as soon as it wears off he mega horns me
I should've just ran you over.

>>713943492
sorry im kinda autopiloting lol

>checking the scoreboard

>>713943519
look up

>>713943532
He’s on your team faggot, don’t pull shit like that

>>713943585
What a shame

What VR do I need to get before joining these? I haven't touched online at all and can't until maybe next week if you guys still play by then

>>713943798
8000s probably

>>713943798
You don't need any VR. Just post a picture of a sharpie in your pooper with a timestamp.

>>713943798
None. We got all skill levels in here.

>>713943798
9.5k minimum

>>713943798
I'm 8.2k and I suck ass

>>713943798
Be top 10 in the (Mario Kart) World and only then you can join

When it says room is full do I hit “okay” and type the info again or just wait till it lets me in

>>713943798
9K

>think I have a really cool cart combo with the girl I like
>Switch to it
>Someone else has the exact same one
S-sorry I'll change

someone namedrop me

>>713944132
I only namedrop good players

Why did you horn me we're on the same team

>accidently hitting your teammate

red team...

>>713943512
owned

>>713944132
Shut up Mario Kart World player #5740123

>>713944401
Because fuck you, that's why.

Hehe I love lightning

are the non blue teams even trying?

Complete blue team domination.
Also gonna have to call it here. Goodnight lads!

>>713944404
>purposefully hitting your teammate

Proud of my team. We absolutely dominated out there. Great work boys.

It let me in, fucking finally

fucking rainbow road again

Signing off to have dinner, thank you for the kart

>>713942183
I'd love to know too

>>713944678
Actually fuck this I hate lightning

Do I have to wait for all 6 races to finish before I get to race???

FUCKING
LIGHTNING
FUCKING
(YOU)

>>713945232
No

>blue shell/boomerang final item pull
t-thanks

>4 daisy’s at the top of the leaderboard

>lightning on the last item box
thank you easy first

>>713945267
Submit

>>713945270
HE

>>713945270
https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs?si=hquZQtgDJS6rr_c2

slot is opened

Why is half the room female/female baby characters

>>713945893
Baby Rosalina ski jacket is the only reason she exists

FUCK YOUR LIGHTNING SHIT WAS GOING SWELL UNTIL YOUR FUCKING LIGHTNING

>>713945893

>undock switch
>internet doesn't connect
>get kicked
>room FULL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS DOGSHIT WIFI CHIP

>>713945893
Because I want to be a pretty girl, did you expect a different answer?

>CloudyA2M

>>713946032
This, touring b. rosalina is peak cute

hi cloudy notice me please

22/24

My batteries ran out at the start of that last race and I still got 2nd. Bagging is ridiculous

Why was baby peach hitting on Bowser wtf

Oh nice we're on the same team reefbro

>>713947172
yeah
let's win this

>>713946436
please don't
>>713946730
hi

>>713939339
I do.

yellow team what the fuck was that last race

damn blue team was good

Damn

It’d be nice if this game didn’t send me from top 3 to below 14th ever other race

Friggin sweet now I can piss

Based host for doing knockout tour

6th place in knockout, I'll take it

>wired connection
>dropped twice already
Annoying as f

What place did you come in reefbro?

>>713948652
>>713948620

Fuck, no clue how long i’ve been playing. Gonna break for now, may be back so keep my spot warm

Thank fuck it missed the beach course

>>713948682
Nice

TOO MANY BABIES AHHH IM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN

Gotta change rooms give me a few mins

Hey, Cloudy. I just wanna say, trans rights all the way, girl!

i bound gas to the left back button
i played that whole race one handed cause my other hand was sticky and i was trying to clean it while racing

>>713949484
Why was your hand sticky

>>713949484
stop jerking it while karting anon

>>713949559
um

>>713949559
cloudy makes me want to do things like this

why does cloudy have two accounts

Anybody else a virgin here

>>713949837
I've only had sex with boys
and one trans girl

Would’ve done better if I didn’t constantly unlucky in the last 2 races

>>713949901
so you've only had sex with boys

>>713949730
You know you can rename yourself right

>>713949837
No I lost it 21 years ago

>this hotel has no fucking outlets near the couch
>can either be uncomfortable while recharging my console or instead not play
Fuck you Hilton Las Vegas

Got hit with a blue shell the MOMENT I touched the finish line luhmao

>>713950215
>didn't bring an extension cord
lmoa

>didn't realize it was teams until the final lap

>>713949730
when i play lounge matches i have to change my name

>>713945893
I want to have sex with them

>didn't go to Trump Las Vegas

>>713949730
She is trans and has two accounts. One when feeling more fem and one when feeling more masc.

I bought a USB-C extension cord years ago and it’s helped me in tons of situations like this

>>713945893
>>713950401
Based.

>>713950398
Why though?

is it just me or is this a hundred times better than 8

>throw red shells with enemy team color name highlighted in front of me
>locks on to my own teammates instead
okay

>>713950493
scores are calculated with your mkcentral username

>get stuck on the ramp
th-thanks nintendo

>>713950664
I’m enjoying it more than 8 but I’m not sure if it’s because it’s better or it’s because we nothing but 8 to play for over a decade

>>713950664
It really is. I don’t get my opinions from sloptuber manchildren

>>713950664
it just needs more tracks
and more characters
and more vehicles
and more items
and spectating

>>713950927
were you the pokey
i share your pain brother

>>713950664
I personally enjoy it more than 8 but don't tell the hive mind that

>>713939060 (OP)
https://www.mediafire.com/file/

6zhhbnhwtfnsjec/mario-kart-world-[M].zip/file

>>713950957
yeah, feel sorry for you too peepabro

>>713950897
Dang you’re really into this. Good job though your practice autism is paying off

Was I stupid?

I'm gonna get off reefbro my switch 2 battery is almost dead GG's

>>713951115
yes

Is there any way to make the Kamek orb appear more frequently?

>>713951191
ggs bro

>>713951115
No. Break-drifting in this game is just retarded.

>>713951115
I laughed so hard thanks anon. I’ve had similar things happen

Ok I like airship fortress bu this is a little much

>>713951025
thanks, i like this game a lot

>>713951256
If your interested I'm going to make a salmon room when the salmon rotation changes

>>713951394
i wanna play splatoon. im not pro but im moderately ok

>>713951394
I'll probably join

GGs my fellow autists but I think I've had enough Mario Kart tonight. I'll probably be back on tomorrow though

>using your shock while I'm mega mush'd
Based shockbro

>>713951708
I used it after everyone got their last item while I golden shroomed to the front

absolute fucking monkey using a boomerang on the rail kill yourself

>get hit a single time whole race
>permanently lose 10 places

20/24

>Squashed three times in a row
What the HELL

>>713951987
Give me like 15 minutes to hop in, don’t let the room die

>both shocks used when everyone has invincibility airbonre
bravo shockbro

>red shell hits me just befofre the final ramp into the rainbow road finish knocking me 7 places
god damnit i hate everything so much

It's annoying how the best looking vehicle for Luigi in his touring costume is the baby blooper because it complements the greyish silver in his coat. I don't want to look like a tryhard.

>>713952403
KEK i thought the same thing

Is there a good Mario princess tag on pixiv

>>713952202
Sorry anon they set it to battle, they want this shit dead

>battle
perfect time to take a break

>>713952505
It’s just a costume man wear it

they really botched battle in this, maps too big, less options, and when you're dead you can't choose who to spectate

wtf I love battle

>>713953090
yeah this shit is unironically fun in a retarded way
also, only mode since launch that nintendo hasnt fucked with

>lost all three
br0/0/0s...

>>713953090
Too much empty space

hhunter is a bitch ass nigga

Alright, am back. Nice to see the room not dead

>>713953645
mad cuz bad

fucking lightning bolt NIGGER

>thunderbolted next to a gap so i can't jump it

>>713953691
i'm not mad ur just a gay ass bitch nigga is all i'm tryinna say is nigga you gay

bro i don't know where the fuck i' driving on half these intermissions

>>713953854
>>713953884
you're welcome (~￣3￣)~

>>713954179
Why don’t I just give her cash instead so that ho can go grocery shopping

>>713954179
Im not even that person but okay

20/24

>>713954391
you aint no schoolgirl nigga why you bein so gay i swear these niggas be trynna make me gay by assotiation of some shit
real niggas not gay nigga you should know by now

>>713954502
*15/24

>flattened right before the finish line
FUCK YOU

>Down 10 places near the end AGAIN
I think 9th place is the highest I've gotten in the hour and a half I've been here

DOUBLE BULLET FINISH

>? blocks in last places again
love it

>random is selected
>intermission
>random is selected AGAIN
>intermission AGAIN
Holy hell i’m gonna hate this game so much once the /v/eekend is over, WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT, NO ONE HAS FUN PLAYING THEM

>>713954907
I get first sometimes but there's plenty of matches where I'm above 4th or higher close to the finish line but then I get hit a few times and drop all the way to 12th or lower

so why are people choosing connecting routes? You know you can pick actual 3 lap course by pressing + right?

>>713955432
they're either too retarded or too lazy to do it

>>713955432
I don't mind the connecting routes as most people seem to

>>713955509
Well you’re in the minority then

I was the one who chose the intermission to Peach Stadium. I just wanted to see that variant.

>>713955432
i kinda like them

>>713955580
too bad my vote counts just as much as yours

>>713955432
Unlike you I don't have autism

>lightning into shell into out of bounds

Alright, who let the plant win?

>Had a Lightning with me
>Held until I got a Bullet Bill
>I won with 1st place
Its that easy huh

Your welcome for those who needed rocky wrench
>t. the rocky wrench

>17th place
>coin box
Why did you do this Nintendo?

I’ve had my fill for today, gg’s. Hope to see you fags tomorrow

Dang I joined at the right time.

>Every youtuber putting Daisy in their thumbnails now.
Daisy Kart. Daisy supremacy.

>>713956514
>most popular featherweight for time trials is Baby Daisy
She can't keep getting away with it...

>>713956572
No no. She CAN keep getting away with it. She is the superior princess, after all.

>>713956572
Only options are peach, daisy, para, and swoop. Obviously daisy is the best choice. Same for the middleweight, peach, or daisy. The choice is obvious.

I keep forgetting this is teams, my mistake

>dodge the lightning by fucking up the shortcut
all skill

>the last minute horn taking me to near last
ggs anons

I have to stop playing now or i won't be able to

Ggs whoever was Ryu. I was the plant and it was funny going back and forth with you

>>713956514
she's the only female character in the game with a half naked swimsuit costume so it's not surprising
but it's deserved, daisy has always been best princess

>hit by 4 reds
Who's responsible for balancing battles, I need a word with them

this shit should be renamed Bagging Kart World
never seen a mario kart or any racing whatever that punished you this hard for being in first place

Thank you everyone for the races and battles!

I wish Rosalina would show tummy too

Room status?

Post current code

you gaylords still playing?

>>713960640
>>713960865
>>713960865
I'll get a room going

>>713961053
>>713960865
>>713960640
Qk1 QGF

>>713961185
>>713961109
I'm gonna go buy some beer.
Ill be with you in half an hour

>>713961185
3/24

Get in here fags, it's the /v/eekend after all. (I'll start once we have four.)

>>713961185
4/24

JOIN THE LOBBY /v/ROS

good job biddybuddy

>>713961750
I'm coming, dude. Ill be there soon.

6/24

press start to choose normal courses

ded game

I fucking stole first place!

NOT FAIR!

Ok I got my beer and I'm here
Let's get ready for some gay sex, Mario style

>>713961185
8/24

wow that was the worst item roulette i could ever get

Man, it's crazy how much more fun this game is when there are no highway tracks

someone purposely picked an intermission
a fun one but still

how many players in the room?

frantic oh my

fuck

9/24

why the fuck are you guys choosing intermissions?

>>713956514
It feels like she’s been getting more popular

Get in.

MY LEGACYYYY

>never when unless its with biddy
i guess i found my true main

>second to last
>3 banana, 3 green
>fat retard in middle of the pack
>gold mush and giant mush
Yes, this adds up.

>>713963891
>when
holy fuck is late i cant type
also i hope my sacrifice was worth the win

Cum

Does the room disband when the host leaves?

good course but why pick it again

11/24

Gonna have to take a short break after this set but I shall return.

>>713964481
I'm trying to get swoop... :(

>never been able to get high than 4th here after 3 whole weekends
how do I get good?

and with that cheesy win i sleep for the night, thanks for the games guys

Fuck you, Toon
I bet you voted for the intermission

>>713964601
Get lucky, stay back until the last half of the last lap.

This is so much fun, dudes. Thanks for playing and I mean that
>>713964601
Really gotta learn shortcuts in time trials, man. It realls helps. Also, people on /v/ are nerds like me so competition is steep.
Just keep at it

Hope that didn't kill the room. I'm be back shortly.

>>713964728
Nah just switched to new host

GGs
t. Monty Mole

>>713964728
it just made me the host. but then i left so someone else is probably host now

>>713964728
Nope, still chugging.

dead game

Nice banana you bitch lol

I hate that last patch of dirt so much

>>713965358
I'm sorry, ヘリン. I wanna win...

Blessed item rng. I think it's time to call it. 4:30, dead lobby.

Room?

>>713965408
All good, dude. This is fun

GG guys, that bomb fucked me, lmao.

>>713965662
I think everyone is heading off for the night.

Okay I'm done.
No players. That was fun though guys.

WHY IS MY SWITCH HAVING CONNECTION ISSUES
I FUCKING MISSED THE LOBBY BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT WON'T CONNECT TO THE RUDY WIFI

>>713965896
Try a reboot.

>error code
>lobby disbanded anyway
okay.jpg
Thanks for the games. I get filtered by the airship rails.

Hey if there are a few guys wanting games I'll hop back on.
>>713966318
Hold down-right just at the apex of the first fail turn. I fucked it up at first but now I get it almost every time

Lobby dead? Just got back from my Squeaky Clean Sprint, if you know what I mean.

Worldwide Grand Prix is dead now....

>>713965896
>>713966318
>>713966627
>>713966957
>>713967161
There are at least 4 of you. Just make a lobby.

>>713966957
Yeah it died but I'm down for some races.
Wanna start it back up?
>>713967161
Yeah it really sucks

LOBBY REVIVAL
41T GRX
come play with me

>>713967270
It'll be slim pickings for the first few races but hopefully more friends will show up

This game is incredibly balanced. The more I play, the more I like it. The best MK ever.

I won a lot of races in MK8. When I was in first place and had a shell or whatever behind me I felt very safe, I built up an advantage and even the blue shell didn't bother me. Here? I'm nervous as fuck the entire time as they rape you every 5 seconds. It's incredibly difficult to win and everyone has a chance. Even if I win very very very rarely, I still enjoy it immensely.

>>713967434
Game is really fun I just wish we could play the tracks more.
Drift just joined. Drift dude, you wanna race with bots or wait a bit?

>>713967619
I say we go at 4/24, with Normal bots. Then lose the bots at 8/24.

>>713967687
sounds good to me. will do.
btw this is my first time making a lobby. how do i check the amount of players without starting the game?
the + button just says 'start game' but I can't see how many people are here

>>713967770
You can see it from the + menu. We're at 3/24 right now.

>>713967868
ah okay sweet.
ill go take a piss and drink more beer and see where we are.

i'm gonna grind to unlock rocky wrench before playing any online

>>713967434 Also I forgot to mention.

Toad (light characters in general)
+ Baby Blooper kart = God tier

>>713967434
>>713967330
>>713967270
I'd join, but I'm off to wage slave. USA morning lobbies are usually a bit thin. In about 12 hours or so things will pick back up.

Communication error has occurred
Fucking cool.
REJOIN HERE:
6CH K78

>>713968007
Work on Sunday? What do you do?

>>713967976
Good luck anon

>>713968080
Delivery for a small business. Days off are pretty much random, but the pay is decent and the job is usually easy enough.

What do I gain if I beat the single player mode? Because I only play online.

I really like world especially free roam wish mk world had a story mode like this. I like the p switches, peach medallions, and ? panels, but it would've been better if there were races to unlock characters and having a world grand prix to unlock mirror mode or something.

Drift and George dude, looks like it's just us
Starting anyway

>>713968049
By the way host anon. You could have rejoined by just putting the old code in. It'll migrate the host automatically

3/24>>713968049

Please remember to hit + to choose a proper 3 lap track. I can't stand the intermissions
>>713968308
Understood.

>>713939060 (OP)
this is the image that should always be used
the artfag who drew the other one is jealous and soulless

lol im getting owned by cpus

>>713968837
But, anon, I am the other artfag.

>>713968278

>>713968278
You'll gain mirror mode, which can be selected online with friends

>>713969696
Uh you can unlock shit like mirror mode and costumes but not much else

>>713969743
Are those costumes limited to single player mode or can I unlock them in online mode?

>>713969925
You can get them online but it's easier if you do it in free roam

>>713969925
Nah you can get them online. Need someone to use Kamek item on certain track so you get it by luck
Can also happen online tjough

>>713968278
You can't choose any of the special cup courses in lobbies

>>713970184
>>713970447
>>713970448
Pointless then. Online is what I love about MK.

Damn, George is a good player
Thought I would own up here but not so much

Is the room still going?

And yeah about the costumes you can just go free roam to different locations (Japan and ice and summer and shit) to collect fast food to unlock shit fast
But new characters like the bat and shit need someone to use Kamek item on you.
Just keep playing and you'll get them inadvertently

>>713970665
I HATE George

>>713971125
Yes. 4/24.

>>713971125
Yeah 6CH K78
Ill be on for a little while longer
Getting drunk and playing against /v/Ros is fun

GGs tiny room but I have to bounce. Hopefully you guys are playing later

Yeah nah George is good but so is Drift
Fucking /v/ is always good at games

Being in a smaller room is making me realize I actually suck

>>713972043
You don't sick dude the people playing are pretty good
I'm a time trial shortcut fag and I'm needing to really try here
George and Drift are good players

Banana on the vine, is it?
Ok I see how it is

>three way tiebreaker
Whew.
GGs small lobby.

Anyone have requests for changes in CPU and items and shit?

small crab watchin' the big race

Nice games man
You guys are good

>>713972043
>>713972096
Same bro how are the people here so insanely good? I thought /v/ would be full of shitters like me.

>>713972915
Put it on 200cc

6 people playing right now. I'll only play for a couple rounds, will probably join again later after that.

>waiting to horn at the finish line
You motherfucker

>>713973758
Very funny
>>713973596
/v) is secretly ful of people good at games. you just don't see them

>>713973928
The lurkers are pro gamers, the posters don't play games.

Fuck, man. Chris is good.
>>713974113
This has been true for a long time, yeah

>>713974113
I'm too sleepy to post much of worth, just mechanically kart (and let breadbug tank that blue for me)

Love the timing of blues in the games

You guys wanna go teams for funsies? So few players I wanna mix it up

>>713974927
I'm leaving in about 10 minutes, so teams would be uneven.

>>713974927
Sure

>>713974927
I'll probably end it at that GP too
too sleep deprived vision's getting blurry

That was fun. I'll probably join again later today.

GGs vros
you guys are good it was fun

All good. Leave if you must
Just fun to play against /v/ friends
ggs all round
some of you cunts are really fucking good too. nice shit

Good races. Glad the thread was still alive to be able to get some in first thing in the morning.

Holy shit, you yellow cunts are hopeless

>take shortcut on wario
>miss them all
sick mate

hey thanks to the dudes sticking around.
I know this isn't the most fun shit but it's nice to play with /v/ros
fun games, dudes. wish there were more ppl

>>713976947
>vid
god he won so fucking hard

>>713977074
Yeah he did
Gives us all hope

Yeah ggs dudes
but im out for the night ggs

Cheers for that one race before you all dipped, anons. I've still got the room open if anyone wants to join.
>6CH K78

Thanks for the early morning races. I'll play more later if we aren't doing knockout tour/battle

>>713978265
I joined now I’m fucking around on powerlines

Here's a snap I took during last night's session.

Alright I'm back
I was host of the other games but ill play some here

Aw, I missed early morning kart times. I 'd host but I'm on the S2's battery.

>>713939060 (OP)
Bump