NO SONIC ADVENTURES REMAKES EVER - /v/ (#713942756) [Archived: 739 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:39:43 AM No.713942756
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BASED fuck remakeslop make new games
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:41:23 AM No.713942868
Good. nu-Sonic Team would enshittify them.
The ONLY reason I would care for it is so they can take notes on what made them enjoyable.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:45:03 AM No.713943106
Don't care about Sonic but based
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:46:42 AM No.713943196
while I personally hate remakes and Im happy about this the real reason is that they would not be able to remake them as they lack the talent
only open world sloppa for you now
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:49:32 AM No.713943370
The only reason he's saying this is because Sega sucks and can't do it even if they tried.

New sonic sucks too. Only good game was mania and that was 90 percent made by fans hired.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:28:45 AM No.713945925
>>713942756 (OP)
They couldn't include the Chao Garden which is a large reason people want it.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:34:39 AM No.713946302
>>713942756 (OP)
Good
Now, where is Adventure 3 (no not 06)
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:37:50 AM No.713946498
>>713942756 (OP)
>fuck remakeslop
>but embrace rereleases with added dlc
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:38:52 AM No.713946564
>>713946302
So you want Adventure 4 then
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:56:58 AM No.713947783
Just make the real Sonic Adventure 3 already. Enough time has passed since Sonic 06.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:57:09 AM No.713947802
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Remake 06.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:59:06 AM No.713947927
>>713942756 (OP)
Best decision Sonic Team has made in their lives. They will never live up to the expectations
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:00:08 AM No.713947987
>>713947802
Port shadow to PC.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:02:11 AM No.713948114
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>>713942756 (OP)
They dont need remake anyways, perfectly fine to play these days and if you want a even better experience add mods
I have come to realize remakes are just a way for companies to gaslight players by making they think the games they used to love was shit when what actually happens is they take the OG game and bring it back way worse
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:02:35 AM No.713948140
>>713946564
Yeah but we never even got Adventure 3 in the first place. 06 wasn’t it, Heroes wasn’t it, Shadow DEFINITELY wasn’t it. At this point just call it Sonic Adventure: Requiem or some dumb subtitle and give us the full ensemble cast gameplay again - Chao Garden included.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:04:25 AM No.713948241
>>713948140
Sonic THE adventure.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:05:19 AM No.713948293
What a great source you have there. I love how you never forget to put them in your OP.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:06:57 AM No.713948396
>>713945925
>They couldn't include the Chao Garden which is a large reason people want it.
Why not? Also, why not make a whole separate Chao Garden game?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:13:15 AM No.713948753
>>713948396
Because the entire point of the chao garden is to give you incentive to replay levels. Without the main game to support it, its worthless and sucks.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:17:01 AM No.713948987
>>713942756 (OP)
sonic adventure 1 and 2 are both pretty short games, i don't see why they think it would be some kind of titanic and mammoth effort to remake them. or just do it oblivion style and have it be the same all under the hood but with a fresh new coat of paint
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:19:30 AM No.713949131
>>713942756 (OP)
>translation: we put minimal effort into the modern games we shit out, and fans would be after our heads if we did the same thing with an actually decent game from their childhood so we won't even try
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:21:42 AM No.713949285
>>713942756 (OP)
Why not just hire those guys who made that knockoff Sonic Adventure with the weird looking character? I think its called Sparks or something like that. I'm sure they could do a fantastic job with remaking the games and even improving them greatly.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:23:29 AM No.713949384
Cool.
So...uh...when is the next adventure game?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:24:35 AM No.713949440
>>713949285
Or hire the guys that made the 06 PC port and remaster, lots of sonics autists around nowdays.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:28:45 AM No.713949710
>>713948396
Literally because the people who remain at Sonic Team are too retarded to figure it out.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:31:34 AM No.713949882
>>713949710
Wasn't it because the guy who made chao garden left Sega, and he didn't leave any notes/instructions on how the fuck he did it?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:32:40 AM No.713949953
>>713949285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CCHV1rwer8

Here is the game I was talking about. As I looked at the video it occured to me that its almost like its a racing platformer kind of game. Seems very on rails or one dimensional. Seems very gimmicky as well especially with those boosters to make you go in the proper direction at high speeds. Its clearly taking a lot after the Adventure games and makes me realize just how much gimmicks those games also relied on to appear better than what they really were.

Still the game does look okay and they couldn't possibly do a worse job at remaking the games then that god awful Sonic Team.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:34:11 AM No.713950038
>>713942756 (OP)
>Trusting current sonic team to make anything good
>No Ryan Drummond
>A few of the base content will get cut from the game so sega can sell it as digital deluxe scam
Good
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:35:03 AM No.713950094
>>713949882
It's a virtual pet, it's not that hard to figure out.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:36:34 AM No.713950193
>>713950094
Hence
>>713949710
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:38:59 AM No.713950346
>>713950094
Chao garden and all its mechanics was an unholy amount of spaghetti code. This is why the English version got some insane bugs in SA2 from just changing the language (e.g. the infamous corruption bug with the chao doctor).
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:39:51 AM No.713950397
>>713950038
>Ryan Drummond
He fucked some sonic fandub chick who does Tails voice overs. He used the sonic voice during.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:40:38 AM No.713950453
>>713942756 (OP)
They know they're not good enough to pull it off, that's all.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:41:49 AM No.713950536
There's no reason to remake SA1 or 2 because modding them would completely blow the faggy nu-sega versions out of the water.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:42:24 AM No.713950572
>>713945925
You just know that if they thought they could remake the actual gameplay well enough, they would sell remakes that lacked a substantial chao garden.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:43:26 AM No.713950625
>>713942756 (OP)
lol aka nigga the adventure games weren't really that good and if remade it we wouldn't be able to live up to that type of expectations so we are focused on making new games
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:44:01 AM No.713950681
>>713942756 (OP)
I respect it
>We made it before, it's there, you can play it. We'd rather make something new.
There's nothing wrong with any of the versions that are playable today to warrant a full remake
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:44:14 AM No.713950692
>>713948114
>perfectly fine to play
Unskippable cutscenes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:12 AM No.713950747
if they remade it, they'd nerf the shit out of Rouge's rockin tits. 'nuff said.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:48 AM No.713950789
>>713948140
>give us the full ensemble cast gameplay again
06 and Heroes were literally the only games to try this.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:59:38 AM No.713951594
>>713942756 (OP)
Sega needs to fire these dumbass niggers already
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:04:10 AM No.713951845
>>713950397
He's also a Satanist. Really disappointed me when I heard.
>>713950681
We don't need remakes, but the Adventure formula and gameplay styles should come back. There's so much potential there.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:07:49 AM No.713952067
>>713947987
Sonic Origins 2 with these games

Spinball
3D Blast (with Saturn version as an option)
Sonic R
Chaotix
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:10:29 AM No.713952229
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>>713948114
>take the OG game and bring it back way worse

>Majora’s Mask 3D
>Pokémon BDSP
>Paper Mario TTYD Switch

Fuck it I’ll just post this, however NOT ALL REMAKES ARE BAD
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:56 AM No.713952463
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>>713950397
Emuemi lied about Saberspark raping her so she probably lied about that as well
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:15:21 AM No.713952567
>>713942756 (OP)
The fuck is this nigger talking about? They literally ported the second one to a gorillion platforms
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:19:28 AM No.713952845
>>713952229
3DS Majorask mask ruined all bosses.
OOT was okish but ruined lots of scenes.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:20:45 AM No.713952928
I would like a Heroes pc port.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:27:12 AM No.713953323
>>713948396
The chao garden is good because it's integrated with the main game, and the main game feels way better to play because it rewards you in the chao garden. You can't just make a standalone chao garden, it's pointless. And making a standalone sonic adventure without the chao garden also sucks by comparison.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:29:31 AM No.713953478
>>713948140
> Yeah but we never even got Adventure 3 in the first place. 06 wasn’t it, Heroes wasn’t it, Shadow DEFINITELY wasn’t it. At this point just call it Sonic Adventure: Requiem or some dumb subtitle and give us the full ensemble cast gameplay again - Chao Garden included.

Sonic Advance is MY Sonic 4
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:31:42 AM No.713953604
>SEGA, the once juggernaut of arcades and hardware and AAA titles doesn't have enough people to make a Sonic Adventure game again
What the fuck happened?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:33:29 AM No.713953712
>>713953604
They simply don't want to waste resources when Frontiers 2 is gonna sell 5 miilion+ units easy.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:37:19 AM No.713953945
>>713952229
>TTYD 30 FPS.
>Zorra Swimming sucked in MM3D

Otherwise I generally agree with the list. Zero mission kicked ass.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:37:43 AM No.713953964
>>713953604
They see pokemon selling billions with trash and think they can do it too.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:42:17 AM No.713954234
>>713949953
>Seems very on rails or one dimensional
Depends on the level, some are pretty open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGn-JLBjDVk
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:44:59 AM No.713954379
>>713952229
>Majora's Mask 3D is absolute dogshit
>TTYD runs worse than the original somehow
>Super Star Ultra has a worse artstyle
>Link's Awakening has poor performance and a terrible artstyle.
Besides that most these are fine. Kind of surprised actually.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:44:59 AM No.713954380
>>713942756 (OP)
He says this (almost) every year.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:46:01 AM No.713954437
>>713943370
>mania
overrated.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:50:07 AM No.713954667
>>713950094
Classic
>guy who has never coded in his life: MAKING VIDEO GAMES IS THE EASIEST JOB IN THE WORLD
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:54:43 AM No.713954938
>>713954667
>Modern programmers are so shit that they can't figure out how to make a fucking Tamagotchi
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:57:11 AM No.713955102
>>713952928
You're in luck, anon.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:03:42 AM No.713955481
>>713953604
If you're an exec and you see that Sonic Shitty sells just as many copies as Sonic With A Budget, what would you do?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:05:40 AM No.713955571
>>713954379
You just listed 3 of the best remakes from that image.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:09:27 AM No.713955796
>>713954938
>I want to prove your point for you
Thanks?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:14:06 AM No.713956031
>>713953964
>ESL
>pokemon hate
Yep.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:18:03 AM No.713956215
>>713955481
I would denounce the Talmud
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:24:41 AM No.713956548
>>713956215
Nice try but you don't become an exec without indulging in jewery. No such thing as a grey jedi.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:48:07 AM No.713957707
>>713942756 (OP)
he's right. adventurefags would still find a way to call it "soulless" and complain about it, modern gamers dont really care about the adventure games either, so, its a waste of effort.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:21:34 AM No.713959309
>>713955571
hurr durr being contrarian is a personality
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:15:00 AM No.713961854
>>713959309
You sure seem to think so.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:16:29 AM No.713961908
Yeah except their new games take 100 trillion ages to make, they have PS2 graphics, god awful story and shitty gameplay
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:31:00 AM No.713962517
>>713961908
>PS2 graphics
SXSG is PS4 graphics, Frontiers is PS3 graphics, and Superstars is 3DS graphics.