I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN

shes gay for cock

>>713958631 (OP)
>Potential last female of your kind that you've seen in ages
>Carpet muncher
You can't make this shit up

>>713958631 (OP)
nah

>>713958891
don't blame her honestly, males are ugly

peak album

She fucks human men.

>>713958631 (OP)
They Are Built For Each Other.

>>713958631 (OP)

Lesbians aren't real. They're either stacey's trying to entice Chad with a harem or they're bitter, ugly and old women who cope with their inability to find a man by pairing off and domestically abusing each other.

>Women are... Strong and independent and need no men: The Game
>Men are.... All beta males and cucks: The Game

>>713960336
WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY!?
HERE, I'LL EVEN BUY THE HOTEL ROOM AND SUPPLY THE CHAMPAGNE

>>713958631 (OP)
she'll be the protag of the next Ratchet and Clank game. lmao

>>713960409
Incel spotted lmao

WE ARE IN LOVE, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD
HOW WE ROCK EACH OTHER'S WORLD

>>713961628
shut up ray

>>713958631 (OP)
That isn't canon!

>>713960278
With her furry cock

I GOT A GAMEFAQS WALKTHROUGH GUIDE
I GOT A CASIO WITH MIDI
I GOT KERRIGAN'S PIE
AND HER MUFFINS TOO
WAITING THERE FOR ME
YES I DO

>people go coom apeshit over this potato faced cunt from a shitty game and not the objectively superior angela cross

if shes a lesbian why does she love human cock so much

>>713958631 (OP)
Sure thing, Sam. Now go rant how evil white men are somewhere else.

>>713958631 (OP)
fun fact: the girl that weezer used as the inspiration for the song isn't even a dyke, she was just using the pink triangle sticker cause she's a liberal

>>713964718
Hey don't do this to me

>>713959708
>album is hated for years by the public because it wasn't like their previous work
>now it's claimed to be "before it's time" and "beloved"
Any games that fit this sort of scenario?

>>713962924

>Last female Lombax in existence
*AHEM*

>>713966189
I remember people back then in the PS2/3 era were annoyed that every Call of Duty all plays and look the same but after seeing what happened with current Call of Duty everyone wants to go back to that era

>>713966265
I'm kind of a wuss, but I can't fathom being this much of a spineless faggot.

I wish my R&C rage threads got this much attention and not from anons who unironically think this was a good game

Why did the cult indoctrination HR chant of
>women in respectable positions of power!
make it into the game again? In a series where pirate characters had actual pirate songs?

Why are pirates drinking cocktails in the arena bar?

Why did they... everything... in this game?
Why can't games be fun anymore?

>>713966265
>The same person who was fired before the game's development restarted
Yep, no canon

>>713966265
Why can't video game devs be mentally stable and healthy people?

>>713966189
Sonic Unleashed, Wind Waker

>>713967141
You try staring at a screen 10 hours a day writing code and debugging that same code for 10 hours the next day for years without losing your sanity

>>713964867
>has tits
>bigger than men
>independent
Why would the current emasculated male step-on-me furry community like that?

>no tits
>feminine shape almost obliterated
>no likeable personality
>disabled
That's sooo sexy!

After seeing image related on a porn site I think I lost all hope for most things to ever be good again

WHYYYYY BOOOOOTHER (LOOOOOOOOO-)
IT'S GONNA HURT ME (-OOOOONG TIME SUUUU-)
IT'S GONNA KILL WHEN (-UUUUUUNSHIIIIINE, LOOOOO-)
YOU- DEEEE-SERT ME (-OOOONG TIME, SUNSHINE UPON ME)

OHHHH JUAN AND DONDO

>>713958891
naughty dog writing

>>713958891
she could take a dick to save her species

>>713966265
>lead writer: woman
>lead TD(?): trans
>remainder: willingly self identify as cis and likely use pronouns
Gee, I wonder who on this team didn't completely destroy this series.

>space fox
>fox
I see. He can't tell a cat from a fox. You know an animal with a flat face, tiger stripes and a lion's tail. Perhaps he needs to be told the design history of the character and realise that he was more goblin than animal back before Insomniac was told to add stripes to be marketable.
I am angry.

>I had a half hour argument with my managers
Uhuh, how smart
>I pulled down a poster and demanded to be told how Ratchet looks like a man
Image related was his original final concept art
Maybe people who can't see gender also can't tell a cat from a fox
Incidentally the game series never had a concept artist as good as this ever again... almost as if the industry has been decaying for a while
>we were all frustrated totally wasn't my fault for being retarded and I was fired- I mean I "left" as soon as the legal notice period was given straight afterwards
>women and minorities are the true victims here
And somehow THE PRODUCT WAS STILL HOW HE WANTED IT TO BE
Congratulations, a white male on the team and he's just another tranny
>space rat
Fuck him. Fucking industry.

>>713964867
I don't get why so many people latched onto Rivet either. She's unremarkable in every single way and the game she came from is the dictionary definition of mediocre

Never played past the original PS2 quadrilogy, am I missing anything?

>>713966853
Because everyone thinks like Mr. Enter and believes every single solitary thing needs to have a moral to teach, and these days, the only socially accepted moral by these individuals are "straight white men bad, fight the power".

>>713968706
None of those people actually played the game or even know who she is beyond a wikipedia entry. Porn is often made by secondaries. That's also why most of it is off-model.

>>713958891
so what? Youre here to have fun, not just to solely pass on your genes and do stuff that keep your kind alive

>>713958631 (OP)
>the only legacy left for this game is porn
Pathetic

I'm still dead convinced the original draft Sam Maggs had involved Ratchet being killed or injured with Rivet taking over the franchise. It would fit the modus operandi.

>>713958631 (OP)
She only wants human cock

>>713968720
>Future Series as a whole
Lombaxes are now an important species that did things(? and left this dimension and we don't know why, we won't ever know why, and no-one cares why, it's a mystery box that doesn't matter
Clank is now the Chosen One™ and the most important thing ever to the galaxy but he says "lol, lmao" and it no longer matters

>Ratchet
He's now a naive boyscout
Rarely makes something resembling wise cracks in Tools, becomes depressed by Crack in Time
Is not a motivated protagonist and seems to just limp along for no reason, he almost feels like a background character at times
>Clank
I think largely unchanged? Not that he had much of a personality to begin with

>art direction
It's just not R&C anymore
All the aliens are weird and ugly

>Tools
Unfinished mess
Genuinely completely forgettable despite having some interesting planets and gimmicks (minor tech demo for the sixaxis controller)
A small love letter to Pirates of the Caribbean
Only children have the patience to play through it all
Bad difficulty
>Booty
More pirate stuff, really short, is just there to advertise Crack
>Crack
Possibly one of the best R&C games in regards to gameplay and how Insomniac, for one of the first times ever, seems to have had enough time to work on a game, even if the story is bland and goes nowhere
Dr Nefarious is changed forever from his blue to silver here
Extremely memorable
The only one with graphics that aren't bad and look kinda good
>Nexus
Reheated leftovers
I believe women near fully took over the studio around here: story is Le damaged daddy issues female, male characters are simps who support her and are unconditionally interested in her character development, the end of the story is her overcoming her daddy and being redeemed (aka everyone agrees she's a good person now despite nothing changing)
People who know how to make games haven't all left yet
Obviously unfinished
Sorta memorable

You're not really missing anything

>>713966492
thats a man

>>713968720
A Crack in Time is absolute kino and a contender for the best game in the series, but purists will slaughter you for even suggesting this because it wasn't part of their childhood.

>>713970329
That is a comically disingenuous reading of Nexus' storyline, but the actual game itself is so tepid I can't muster the enthusiasm to argue for it.

>>713966492
Reminder that according to TJ Fixman, the reason Angela just disappeared was because Max Apogee took her and went to the Lombax refugee dimension (SOMEHOW, despite not having the Dimensionator). So if the next game is finally about finding the Lombaxes, she better be there.

>>713970108
And spend your money to consume product and be excited for next product

>>713970329
Dare i ask how bad All 4 One and Full Frontal Assault are?

>>713970752
All 4 One is fun with other people on the couch but miserable in single player.

FFA is irredeemable no matter the context. A 2 hour experience they attempted to pad out with insane difficulty.

>>713970108
Sounds like something a Jew would say to a white person

>>713958891
Didn't Ratchet and Clank 3 have a girl of the same species as Ratchet? She was a bit taller, mabye she was another similar species. They even had chemistry. What happened with that?

>>713971217
Sasha wasn't a Lombax, but they did have a lot of chemistry together. He was also flirting with her at the start of Deadlocked when she was the mayor of metropolis.

>>713970695
I'm remembering what my boyish eyes saw when I played at a time when it was obvious something was wrong
You go to an orphanage and other planets to discover her tragic backstory, her brother is a one dimensional character who is defending her, they're both afraid of the big evil man from the other dimension that they're also from, you solve the problem for her, I don't remember their ending involving them dying, being marooned, being eaten, or having a slideshow of being used as test subjects for their crimes, which is a red flag given how the series deals with villains... maybe I'm remembering wrongly?
I remember the arena being the worst in the series if it wasn't for Rift Apart... god I hate having to walk s l o w l y through the kind of bar that looks like what happens when a girl redesigns her boyfriend's apartment before being reminded the game engine wasn't made for ratchet and clank gameplay
>>713970752
Never played

>>713971217
The running gag is that Ratchet gets a new girl to flirt with once in a while and then she's forgotten quickly.
Still have no idea why Talwyn couldn't appear in Rift Apart outside the credits.

>>713959708
Wait, people actually listened to Weezer outside of their singles and Guitar Hero tracks? You know that shit is awful, right?

What the blazing blizons is this thread?

>>713966265
>why would an alien mousedog have blah blah blah
It's pretty slimy how she pretends to care about that. Fuck your isolated demands for autism

>>713971359
The game ends with them being jailed. Vendra doesn't want to go but her brother kicks her ass and drags her off with him saying that they need to pay their debt to society.

>>713971217
2 had the lombax
3 had a cat
>What happened with that?
Nothing
As anon said, a small mention at the start of 4, implying the series has continuity before being dropped
You now remember Big Al being scarred for life as a cyborg didn't make it outside of 4

>>713971409
>Still have no idea why Talwyn couldn't appear in Rift Apart
Shippers, even when official writers, get jealous when rival girls show up

What am I in for?

>>713971504
Why does this game have terrible motion capture?
Why are the aliens designed to look terrible?
Why is the entire product shit?

>>713971567
oh, that does sound right. You're right anon.

>>713971837
Borked cutscenes and a version of deadlocked that runs like shit.

>>713971837
A good time. I replayed the first one on the ps2 a couple of years ago. This time I understood English and apparently the writing is pretty good/funny. The gameplay is ok

>>713971837
Be warned:
The first game is played like a platformer with shooting while the rest play like a shooter with platforming. It doesn't sound like a huge difference but it is.
Buy the visi-bomb launcher.

>>713958631 (OP)
Death to Rivet, kill Rivet, roundhouse kick Rivet, behead Rivet
>dude what if we gave ratchet a vagina
So original, you could've made an actually new character instead you created a carbon copy of Ratchet who will only be remembered for the porn, nice "female empowerment" there lol, and you just know she's going to replace Ratchet in his own franchise same as what happened with Niggerman which Insomniac also worked on and got infected by. I swear to fucking God capeshit ruined entertainment
Fuck off

>>713966495
You assuredly were not alive then if you believe this.

>>713971837
Pure kino.

For some reason though they didn't include Deadlocked and sold it separately, even though it received the exact same treatment of remastering. Classic Jew behaviour.

>>713958891
why would you wanna race mix faggot

>>713972354
More like I never played any of those games so I wouldn't know. Just heard it in passing from my schoolmates.

>>713966265
The female lombaxes in the concept art are really beautiful, shame we will never get anything like that.

Is this game any good? Is it woth $20?

>>713958631 (OP)
If Ratchet won’t fuck her, then I will! I wanna slide my HUMAN COCK into her tight LOMBUSSY if you get what I mean loloolol.

>>713974690
Just watch a run on youtube like with any other Snoy game, you'll be fine.

>>713966265
At least they can reuse the one in the lab coat for an Angela Cross redesign.
>>713974397
I'm more salty that they made Rivet and Kit just female Ratchet and Clank in terms of design and gameplay. Like, why even bother making either character if you're not even going to make them different from their originals? Hell, in Kit's case, it's even worse because they show off her giant form many times in the game, and they don't even let you play with it like you would with giant Clank in RaC 1,2, and 3.

ratchet's original design was just a guy in pants, they kept swapping out the costumes each game but they all were based on that simple original design. But with Rivet her design is quite busy from the outset

>>713958631 (OP)
She looks boring. Like a self-insert fan character.

>>713975101
God forbid Insomniac makes anything fun or interesting anymore

Have yet to play the game, so i always wondered how Rivet fits with the backstory to the lombaxes estabilished in the Future games. Like, did they dropped her in that specific dimension while they were escaping from Tachyon or something?

>>713958631 (OP)
LOMBAX TIDDIES!!!!

>>713974690
>reposting moeblob gif
For you? Yeah, you'd love this slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0KwDtRfCfM

>>713964718
I had no idea there were still people this old on /v/.

>>713974690
No. Rift Apart lacks basically all of the reasons why you would buy Ratchet & Clank:
>Story isnt about Ratchet and Clank
>Very few planets (8 iirc)
>Very few weapons
>Very few enemy types (5 lmao)
>Very few bosses (1 copypasted boss 8 times, then final boss)
>No gimmicky minigames (no Clank gameplay, no Giant Clank, not even hacking)
>Very short (tutorial is 25% of the game)
If you want a Ratchet and Clank game, this aint one.

I'm a normal person. I'm perfectly fine. I do not harm others. I do not desire to harm others. Any crimes I may or may not be guilty of involve only myself. I transgress only against myself.

But if these creatures existed in real life. If Rivet or any female lombax existed in real fucking life. Every second, every minute, ever hour of every day would be dedicated solely and purely to devising and perfecting a plot to abduct and house these creatures for the sole intent of raping and breeding them until I die of exhaustion. I would not stop. I would be more successful as a person, even. Any job, anything that may wound my pride, or tire me, or stress me out- these petty things would be cast aside. I would suffer any labor just so that I might acquire the wealth and status and goods that would deliver me closer to achieving that singular goal. I would go so far as to physically modify myself. A strict diet and exercise routine. Anything that would strengthen and reinforce my cock and its ability to rape these lombaxes.

You don't understand. It would be all consuming. You don't get it. Imagine god existed and he gave you a list, a duty. Imagine he gave you just one directive. Difficult, but completely accomplishable. Imagine god told you that to get to heaven, to taste the sweetest fruits of salvation all you had to do was one thing. Would you not do everything in your power to accomplish it? Would it not give your life such a purpose? An arrow loosed from a bow? Bullet fired from a gun? A singular direction, the thrumming battery of the heart beating for this one goal.

My heaven- my salvation lies in the abduction and interminable rape of Rivet. Thank goodness she does not exist, then, for the monster that I would become. For the truth that I would make manifest.

>>713979683
I'm a certified Rift Apart hater but you absolutely do play as Clank in that game. He has like a lemmings minigame or something for his puzzles.
And your "hacking" is playing as they gay little spider bot that never shuts up, and it's completely optional thank god

>>713976047
It's weird. It's implied that Rivet was just dropped off in that universe when the Lombaxes were on the run (because they were out cataloging universes for some reason), but at the same time pretty much every character in Rift Apart is a counterpart for someone in Ratchet's universe, including Rivet.
The whole tail thing is because the writers are such hacks that they didn't even skim the story they were supposed to be extending and once again forgot that Angela existed

>>713980082
You are right, I stand corrected. I didnt mean to mislead. It seems I had actively blocked out the lemmings and the spider parts from my memory. The rest of the arguments still stand.

>>713980308
I will add that you neglected to mention how utterly dogshit the arena is. Terrible challenges, very few challenges, recycled bosses from the main story, and a terrible announcer. And to top it all off it accounts for one of the nine planets in the game (with at least two others being linear set piece planets)

>>713980628
That too. There are likely tons of more stuff to complain about, but its clear the game is very lacking for a R&C game as it is.
My favorite worst map was the junkyard though: walk 200m, hop on a grind rail, planet 100% done

>>713980774
I remember Rivet saying something really cringey about her mechanical arm on that planet too, and because of that I'm now remembering that they made a big deal out of Rivet fixing Clank's arm and making it yellow like hers because prosthetics or something, even though he's a fucking robot and Ratchet literally also fixed his arm as the ending to the first game

>>713974690
It’s a simple fun game, but needed more content to justify its full price. I would personally have it as my top 3 or 4 in the series b/c it’s simple fun. Despite its flaws, it’s at least better than 2016 and most of the future series in every single way.

>>713970329
This is literally wrong on so many levels but I'm just gonna focus on the Ratchet thing cause it's the most baffling part and clearly retrofitting criticisms of the PS4 reboot onto the PS3 games.
>He's now a naive boyscout
He literally starts the trilogy crashlanding a ship he was too impatient to test properly before hijacking one of the emperor's ships for himself in the heat of the moment.
>Rarely makes something resembling wise cracks in Tools, becomes depressed by Crack in Time
Really?
>"When aren't they heavily armed?"
>"Age before beauty, general"
>"What are stones? Do I have them?" -- "I'll tell you later... and no."
>"Well now we know what 'B.S.' stands for"
>"Normally I have Clank to translate this stuff for me, can you say that again in non-nerd speak?"
>Is not a motivated protagonist and seems to just limp along for no reason, he almost feels like a background character at times
This one is just crazy to me, the PS3 Ratchets give him personal stakes for the first time since the original game - a large fraction of ToD's structure is pushed along by Ratchet's motivation to find the Lombaxes, clashing against Clank's motivation to do what the Zoni tell him to.
Ratchet is a big driving force of Tools of Destruction and while he spends a lot of ACiT in the passanger's seat because of Azimuth the ultimate pay off to that is him getting the final say regarding what happens to the Clock and the Lombaxes to show how much he's grown since the start of ToD.