Thread 713963356 - /v/ [Archived: 768 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:24 AM No.713963356
Donkey kong banana
Donkey kong banana
md5: b0004683e9d4d2c809fc73ead0c77aa9🔍
2025 GOTY
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:55:59 AM No.713963692
>>713963356 (OP)
>Certified Kino wholesome family friendly game from nippon will be remembered as one of the greatest games of all time
>Meanwhile ZOGged bottom of the barrel gay slop (((Atlyss))) developed by an inbred Jew will be forgotten and hated by everybody
We can't stop winning bros.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:57:58 AM No.713963798
What implications?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:58:00 AM No.713963804
>>713963692
Japlovers are retarded, particular the ones of the Nintendo variety. Being price gouged into oblivion is the opposite of "family friendly", I doubt Little Jamal will be able to convince his ethnically diverse parents to part with the pesos necessary to acquire a Switch 2, and a Monke-version of Bing Bing Wahoo.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:58:58 AM No.713963853
>>713963356 (OP)
Just how amazing are the implications?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:59:50 AM No.713963896
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1000376512
md5: 1f339a49b26251e2c9c4e9540322c144🔍
What are the implications of picrel?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:04 AM No.713963912
>>713963804
I'd rather have expensive but healthy games than cheap and subversive games like that furry garbage
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:01:56 AM No.713964008
>>713963798
the implication that things might go wrong for Pauline if she refuses to sleep with me
now, not that things are gonna go wrong for her but she's thinkin' that they will
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:02:38 AM No.713964048
>>713963356 (OP)
probably will be mine, if i had to guess. it looks alright
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:38 AM No.713964087
what exactly is being implied
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:11 AM No.713964115
1746146227919059
1746146227919059
md5: 8f8d6d4538035ae17d21249d3e396513🔍
>>713963896
bros......
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:04:43 AM No.713964140
>>713964087
I dont know but it seems amazing!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:05:18 AM No.713964169
1000387128
1000387128
md5: 5606c0b7a0b76349f8c80588d3f62af7🔍
>>713964115
Replies: >>713964917 >>713966884 >>713969249
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:22:14 AM No.713964917
>>713964169
His family looks so ugly
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:32:36 AM No.713965359
>>713963692
Waiteis Atlyss made by a jew?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:34:20 AM No.713965450
>>713963356 (OP)
at least odyssey had nice visuals, idk who asked for DK in Splatoon. Or like DK in one of the least interesting Odyssey worlds.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:48:17 AM No.713966062
>>713963356 (OP)
Where is Diddy?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:58:18 AM No.713966552
>>713963356 (OP)
>implications
What crimes has Expand Dong commited?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:59:19 AM No.713966616
>>713964115
Mario sure gets around
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:37 AM No.713966884
>>713964169
>All Italians look like Mario and Luigi

Amazing implications
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:41 AM No.713967040
Costanza
Costanza
md5: 82c1e0e0cfc980d3dff50c456c83450a🔍
>>713963356 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:18 AM No.713968180
>>713967040
This is the only good game to have come out of this year though
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:24 AM No.713968482
>>713963356 (OP)
DonkeyCHADS we won...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:40:18 AM No.713968694
PSX_20250619_220752
PSX_20250619_220752
md5: e5a9a665505c39c05401d1003e5dc788🔍
Super Mario Odyssey x Breath Of The Wild
+ a dash of Banjo Kazooie

Developed by the Mario Odyssey team.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:24 AM No.713969032
>>713968694
What is this game even about? Is it like a typical DK Country game or is it a generic platformer
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:14 AM No.713969114
>>713963896
Pauline II and Donkey Kong III finally put an end to man and ape's rivalry
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:49:29 AM No.713969174
>>713969032
>What is this game even about?

Best described as a sort spiritual follow-up to Super Mario Odyssey, with smashing your way through the landscape being a core gameplay mechanic.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:50:53 AM No.713969249
>>713964169
It was kind of bizarre to create this extended family only to do nothing with them, right?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:55 AM No.713969395
>>713969249
What if they become playable characters in the open-world 3D Mario?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:55:09 AM No.713969467
>>713969249
I guess they'll appear in the sequel film
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:55:34 AM No.713969498
>>713969395
I mean I wouldn't mind but, who the fuck wants Mama Mario over like, Toadette? People mod the games just to add characters like Waluigi or Daisy.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:35 AM No.713969617
>>713969498
I dunno, maybe the grandma during splitscreen multiplayer?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:57:51 AM No.713969629
>>713969467
Isn't the sequel supposed to be all about leaping to the proper Mario World? I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Brooklyn again.