how to stop him from sniffing his own fart?

>>713972669 (OP)
Sniff it all up before he can

I hate when these types start dressing smart and paying for a tailor. Same with Sam Lake. It's always the sign that they think they're some kind of genius

>>713972669 (OP)
He needs to crash, meaning low sells, the snoy marketing campaign to make him look like a genius to boost sales really got into him hes now the Yoko Ono of the industry and some company needs to put a leash on him Konami style

>>713974090
>Yoko Ono of the industry
huh...

>>713972669 (OP)
>how to kill one of the last bastions of unabashed sincerity in video games?
you don't

Kojima has his head so far up his own ass he came up with the idea called "colonoscopy"

>>713972669 (OP)
too late, he already jumped the shark

>>713972669 (OP)
YEAH, BABY

>>713974024
Dressing smart means they think they're geniuses? Maybe you're just an angry slob.

>>713974604
>unabashed sincerity
>constantly trying to subvert people's expectations
When did words stop having any meaning to you?

>>713974090
>some company needs to put a leash on him Konami style
It's funny how desperate MGSfags are for their shitty movie franchise to come back.

>>713974604
Retards are sincere in their retardation, doesn't mean we want them around.

>>713977479
KEK as opposed to non-movie franchise Death Stranding

>>713972669 (OP)
>>713976414
>>713976643
>Kojima finally puts more than 20 minutes of gameplay into his games after MGS4
>WOW THIS GUY HAS SUCH AN EGO HE'S TOO FAR GONE

>meanwhile, in 1996
>sacrifice all gameplay to focus instead on cutscenes
>all because he genuinely believed a story featuring utter retardation like "soldier genes", laughable "HURR MY PLACE ON THE BATTLEFIELD", a veteran going "Ummm. I-I didnt know girls could be so cute..." and a villain motivated by being a dumbass who has no clue about genetics was worth sacrificing gameplay, the main feature of a videogame
>GENIUS, 10/10, TRULY THE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN OF MOVIES

>>713977797
At least DS has more than 10 minutes of gameplay, Metal Gear doesn't.
Except for MGSV, that one you could play it for hundreds of hours and had little plot.
Naturally, MGSV being a videogame instead of a movie mindbroke you MGSfags so hard you've been seething for a decade now.
There's a reason Metal Gear had zero influence on the stealth genre

>>713972669 (OP)
kek this guy is such a westaboo wannabe-rockstar that he wants to have a hideous Terry Richardson style hard flash photoshoot, yet he completely misses the point and uses his "serious auteur" pose. Kojima is the Japanese equivalent of suburban wigger teens trying to be something they're not.

>>713977821
MGSfags are the same kind of people who love Deltarune, they are aging, turbo casual millennials don't care about videogames, they just want to speculate and talk about characters.
MGSfags are one of the most cancerous fanbases ever, and seeing them cope and seethe for a decade now because MGSV was a game and not a shitty movie about Big Boss killind kids has been glorious.

>>713977821
quantity is not quality, if you make 20 hours of pure kino is still good, if you put 1 hour of cringe it sucks

>>713978635
Except Metal Gear has maybe the worst gameplay of the stealth genre and MGS1, 2 and 3 feature the worst combat mechanics ever conceived.
Imagine making a game about maintaining situational awareness and yet using a camera system that prevents you from seeing what's 5 feet ahead of you.

It's like everyone who worked on MGS had a genuinely low IQ

>>713974024
Kojima dresses like a 13 year old