I used to be somebody. - /v/ (#713972752) [Archived: 727 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:58:32 PM No.713972752
Crash sad
Crash sad
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Poor Crash Bandicoot. He had a good trilogy and a decent kart racer, now he spends his days depressed. Lost his franchise, lost his girlfriend, nothing but a shadow of his former self.

What's left for him? Aside from obscurity.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:03:43 PM No.713973028
he was cucked and he will never recover from that
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:05:02 PM No.713973093
Queerbaiting
Queerbaiting
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>>713973028
Double cucked actually.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:06:44 PM No.713973173
>>713973093
not saying he deserved it. just stating the truth
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:35:24 PM No.713974597
>>713972752 (OP)
he fucks his sister so he has that going for him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:35:24 PM No.713974598
>>713972752 (OP)
The crash games are like OOT for latinx so he wonโ€™t be going anywhere
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:57:55 PM No.713975880
>>713974598
what a weird correlation
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:01:33 PM No.713976067
>>713975880
we love crash, he is right
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:03:25 PM No.713976167
>>713972752 (OP)
His last game came out two years ago, drama queen. Rayman hasn't had a game since 2013. Hell even Donkey Kong was deeper in the trenches than Crash was pre-Bananza
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:04:22 PM No.713976231
>>713976167
Rayman is getting a new game
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:05:55 PM No.713976318
>>713973093
Whyd they turn Tawna into a troon?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:06:56 PM No.713976378
>>713976231
Sauce
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:09:45 PM No.713976530
sddefault
sddefault
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I don't care
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:13:50 PM No.713976751
Crash my ass
Crash my ass
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>>713972752 (OP)
Biggest problem for Crash is that he has been bounced around so much, and the moment he had good chances of returning, Activision STILL bounced him through 3 different studios, Vicarious Visions, Beenox, and then Toys for Bob. It is fucking amazing because VV did okay job with N.Sane Trilogy, mainly by not fucking it up(I do have lots to criticize on art department) and Beenox did excellent job with CTR:NF. But despite having now two studios who were familiar with Crash, they still threw him to another studio who went in questionable directions and fucked it up.
I'm not sure who the intended audience for Crash 4 was.
>Crash 1 style map!
>...But it's very segmented and you don't get a good overview of the whole world like in Crash 1 and the locations are just plain random
>Crash 2/3 style levels!
>...But every stage larps Cold Hard Crash by hiding boxes everywhere and making 100% impossible without guides
>All kinds of cool costumes!
>...But you have to play same stage multiple times to unlock them, most likely by playing nverted mode which is lazy shit
>You can play as Tawna!
>...But she is alternative universe Tawna and has strange gameplay as well as her design being way too colorful
>So many different side content with alternative character paths for stages, flashback tape things, and perfect run tokens etc.
>...But they unlock nothing and clearing most of them is frustrating
I just don't understand. The grind is on OSRS level but you have no cool unlocks. But if you just play to end without caring about gems etc. the game is over in like few hours. It's worst of both worlds.
Seriously who thought that slapping over 100 boxes in every level was a good idea? What is the point?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:16:10 PM No.713976879
>>713976751
Crash 4 wasn't even supposed to be a mainline game, Rumble was started first and that's what they were going to make but it went through major dev hell then they frankensteined it into a mainline game using the assets they had
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:16:20 PM No.713976891
>>713976751
>What is the point?
to make you suffer, it was made by a psychopath
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:20:22 PM No.713977119
>>713976318
The SJW fears the bimbo.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:26:34 PM No.713977449
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>>713976879
Don't remind me of Rumble please. I wanted to forget it.
>See a cool Crash game
>"Please say it's not MOBA please..."
>It's not
>"Whew, okay so is it team-based co-op th-"
>It's kinda like moba battle arena with unique goals and platforming and very limited cast at beginning
>"Uhh, who wants this? Anyway I'll happily tr-"
>Battlepasses and Live Service focused model
>"Oh for fucks sake okay I'll just install it and try it out"
>Only on Playstation and XBOX
Yeah don't give Switch or PC version. Nothing could go wrong mmhm, yeah all Crash fans surely own Playstation when Sony dropped Crash after Playstation and let Universal just take it fuck you seriously Sony and Activision you fucking retarded anti-devs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:43:48 PM No.713978446
>>713972752 (OP)
At least he's doing better than Spyro.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:47:16 PM No.713978616
>>713972752 (OP)
The best thing to happen for Crash was the N-sane Trilogy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:49:00 PM No.713978715
>>713977449
I still remember the announcement during The Game Awards and going from "HOLY SHIT NEW CRASH GAME WE'RE SO BACK BROS" to an instant "You have to be fucking kidding me." within seconds. Seriously WHO asked for this??
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:58:58 PM No.713979283
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>>713978715
Yeah it is just so brainless. Honestly, you decide to turn your just revived franchise into random never done multiplayer game, that costs money, and has limited platforms to play on. It must be some genuine troll or psychopath as anon >>713976891 said. Someone who actually hates Crash and wants to destroy the series again.
Because nobody in their right mind would make a game like that. They didn't even know themselves what to call it or how to describe it.
"Platformer Battle-Arena". They could've maybe make it work by bringing more franchises in and making it some crossover game aka Smash, and even then it would been a big MAYBE.
But it fucking died because of the idiot live service model where the game had too little content for it's own good and was online-only basically.
When will they learn that people don't have time to marry a new live service slop as their "That game" anymore? Crash didn't have YET that kind of pull and probably now never will have.
Seriously no PC port hurt it more than enough. Idgaf if they didn't do it because "no analog controls". Shut up reeeeeee people have controllers and can play on wasd + mouse camera easily enough.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:01:59 PM No.713979474
>>713972752 (OP)
I bought his remaster trilogy this weekend. He should smile
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:03:07 PM No.713979538
>>713979283
The real issue is they could've just remade Crash Bash and called it that instead of something that had the same acronym as another title
Crash Bash was more like Mario Party minigames
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:04:01 PM No.713979597
Crash had it good. Rayman's entire franchise got cucked off him by some fucking minions
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:06:09 PM No.713979725
>>713979597
>Rayman's entire franchise got cucked off him by some fucking minions
to be fair they are sexo now
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:09:51 PM No.713979926
>>713979538
While I would've liked Crash Bash remake as well, the game isn't good. I loved it as a kid and played it way too much, but they would need to really change it to be a good product. Some Twinsanity remake could've worked *bit* better but still would need fuckton of rework and rewrites and bring old source code and stuff to work.

I just dunno. I wish Crash was back proper. Now they use him for AI ads.