Thread 713988524 - /v/ [Archived: 714 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:10:00 PM No.713988524
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*mic drop*
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:10:41 PM No.713988582
>>713988524 (OP)
it's oger
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:12:16 PM No.713988704
people just hate sony and xbox that much
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:13:25 PM No.713988802
well sony and microsoft lost the console war without releasing any games so really the bar isnt exactly high
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:21:46 PM No.713989449
>>713988524 (OP)
>has sold less than the Xbox series X to date
didnโ€™t win anything
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:23:52 PM No.713989631
>>713988524 (OP)
>mysteriously quiet about sales numbers after that first 3.5 million
sus
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:32:58 PM No.713990325
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>>713989631
Nintendo isn't going to release more info until the quarterly reports.

That said, I don't think amiibos sitting on store shelves and third parties flopping is a good sign for the system
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:35:24 PM No.713990504
but its not a console. Its a kids toy - handheld to play childish stuff like mario. Console wars ended long time ago. Consoles themselves will die along with millenials
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:35:50 PM No.713990530
>stop making video games

โ€œTake that chud! Bet you feel pretty stupid now, huh?โ€
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:38:16 PM No.713990721
>>713990325
>amiibos
is this shit still a thing?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:40:21 PM No.713990876
>>713990325
>half a decade old ports or shit games on one time use download codes aren't selling well?! NINTENDO IS DOOOOOOOOOMED
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:40:37 PM No.713990903
>>713990721
Yes and theyre even more expensive, and smaller
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:41:29 PM No.713990969
>>713990325
The third parties flopping thing is a bit sus imo. They didnt specify which third party didnt sell well.
Meaning it could be one of the big ones like Street Fighter or Cyberpunk.
Or it could be that Konami survival game that no one is talking about.
Switch 2 doesnt have that level of install base where any third party will just sell more atm compared to Switch 1.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:43:02 PM No.713991095
first switch also launched with a bunch of late ports that didnt do too well, arkham city and shit
somehow the console wasnt doomed because of this
stay coping
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:44:04 PM No.713991185
>>713990876
>switch 1 has multiple years of no games
>BROZ THIS THING IS A THIRD PARTY BEAST, THIS IS THE INDIE MACHINE
>switch 2 has no fucking games, third party games are flopping
>lol who cares
>Switch 1 games get the "Portability Bonus"
>switch 2s battery is dogshit
>WHO CARES I DONT USE THE SWITCH PORTABLY LOL
its been lovely seeing you guys double speak
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:04 PM No.713991275
>>713990969
Im not convinced most families bought more than the mario kart bundle, at that price point you get one fucking game and thats it til christmas
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:45:07 PM No.713991283
>>713989631
They're not going yo reveal sales up to the 30th of june unttil the 2nd of August. So wait til then to get BTFO
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:49:17 PM No.713991642
>>713991185
>snoy starts making shit up when his cope fails
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:52:57 PM No.713991956
>>713991275
thats the other thing, the price for these games in addition to the system is a steep deal.
No way did these third parties come in and expect Switch 1 levels of success this early in the lifecycle with our current economic conditions.
ESPECIALLY if those titles are not on sale.
Thatd be just extremely wishful thinking.
My hunch is that a Konami exec was the one who talked about lower sales. Because no way in hell did companies like Capcom or CD Projekt Red expect shelf flyers at that price point
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:54:20 PM No.713992075
>>713991642
I havent owned a console in 15 years, try again
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 5:56:33 PM No.713992249
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it's over the brexit geezers bent the knee and love the switch 2...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:03:39 PM No.713992853
>>713988524 (OP)
They're right, i bought a switch 2 as a companion console to my PC for portable/indie machine and nintendo games.
I have 0 intrest in the next Playstation or Xbox
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:06:20 PM No.713993067
>>713988524 (OP)
How the fuck does that even happen?
First PS5 now Switch2...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:06:29 PM No.713993080
I still can't buy one in my area
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:07:48 PM No.713993183
>>713993080
look around. I passed a few of them up
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:11:32 PM No.713993458
>>713993183
I haven't looked that hard, just my local big box and game stop. I'm a deck bro so I'm not in a huge hurry. I will get one eventually but I might just wait for the inevitable oled battery upgrade.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:22 PM No.713993589
now release the games nintendo, and the switch 2 upgrades
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:15:57 PM No.713993805
>>713993458
I would buy one if acnh and paper mario tok werenโ€™t complete trash but I donโ€™t think there are any nintendo ip i still care about
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:26:55 PM No.713994708
>>713988524 (OP)
A bold strategy that PS5 is still trying.
Let's see how it pays off for them.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:59:18 PM No.713997493
>>713988704
>>713988802
This
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:00:19 PM No.713997591
>>713990876
>half a decade old ports
But mario kart 8 sold insanely well on the shitch 1?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:07:43 PM No.713998273
>>713988524 (OP)
>console-war
who gives a fuck what cucksoletards fight over?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:08:37 PM No.713998382
>>713988524 (OP)
>woman article
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:10:38 PM No.713998561
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>muh console wars
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:33 PM No.713998764
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>>713988524 (OP)
But Nintendo got kicked out of the console market, that's why they only make handhelds now.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:12:36 PM No.713998765
>>713988524 (OP)
But they are releasing games. And much more so than their competition.
Just 18 days until Bananza. And Metroid and Splatoon Raiders are likely soon to follow.
And who knows what else they're going to release.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:14:12 PM No.713998902
>>713988524 (OP)
>2011+14
>DUDE MUH CONSOLE WAR
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:22:10 PM No.713999596
>>713988524 (OP)
>Mario Kart isn't a major release

What is it with alleged journalists obsessed with trying to downplay big Nintendo tentpoles
>Mario Kart isn't a major release
>Chris Dring just making up a Mario C-team for Wonder because he was terrified of it coming out so close to Sony's Spider-Man 2
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:28:02 PM No.714000179
>>713998764
sony openly admitted they can't compete with them despite the FTC judge telling them to their face nintendo was destroying them
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:58 PM No.714000470
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>>713988524 (OP)
Thank god for Microcock's MSN reader that scrapes these retarded articles. This one is from XDA Developers by the way, don't know why they wasted space writing this article but they did.
>The Nintendo Switch 2 is going into its third week of sales, and if the number of XDA staff who added one to their console collection is any indication, it's a hit. But you don't have to take our word for it, sales figures are out, and it's officially the fastest-selling hardware Nintendo has released. All of this has been achieved with no major first-party launch titles (sorry, Mario Kart World), no pre-release reviews, and only a handful of third-party titles, most of which are ports from other consoles.
>While Microsoft has been worrying about where Xbox is going to live (spoiler: everywhere), and Sony has been reluctantly porting PlayStation titles to PC, Nintendo has once again shown it knows its audience. The Switch 2 is a mixed bag of improvements, sidegrades, and steps back for the second iteration, but it doesn't matter one iota to the fans. The console war is over, and Nintendo won it by not competing.
>I know, I know, before the angry comments about how the console wars were made up to sell magazine headlines (remember when physical games mags were a thing?), just because something was coined for one purpose, doesn't make it any less real. The Xbox and PlayStation fanbases loved taking potshots at each other, and at PC gamers, but that let Nintendo win by attrition and by being nice.
Rest of the article is an AI-generated slop summary about the Switch 2's launch and how it and most of its accessories are always sold out, despite only really having Mario Kart World, while PS5 and XSX haven't accomplished anything since they launched.
So nothing new worth reading.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:47 PM No.714001978
>>714000179
>sony openly admitted they can't compete with them despite the FTC judge telling them to their face nintendo was destroying them
I think you missed a few details there. Sony said that Nintendo WASN'T competing with them because Sony defined the PS5 market as being the "high performance gaming console market", which specifically excluded the Switch from the equation (because it would destroy all of their arguments against Microsoft). Sony said they couldn't compete with Microsoft if Microsoft held Call of Duty exclusivity, and the FTC judge told them that Nintendo has been doing fine without the franchise this whole time.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:53:27 PM No.714002561
>>713988524 (OP)
who makes articles like this?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:57:05 PM No.714002865
>>714002561
looks like gamersn , tons of click bait slop articles written by ai
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:59:31 PM No.714003057
Doesn't that say more about how cultlike Tendies are in supporting Daddy Nintendo than Nintendo doing anything right? Massive L for gaming as a whole.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:48 PM No.714003164
>>713988524 (OP)
i mean they did release one
that is more than the other two have in two years