>it's not roguelike its roguelite

But some are like rouge and some are just rougeLite

>it's not "metroidvania", it's "hebevania" following the release of the 1991 NES cult classic Hebereke

>>713998653 (OP)
Never noticed the MKII shirt

>>713998653 (OP)
Is that a dwarf?

Actually he says "blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night"

>>713998860
they're both pro wrestlers all of them play video games now since that's like the only thing you can do while being on the road all the time that doesn't get you in trouble

>>713998653 (OP)
Why do manlets even bother talking to girls? You know they're all laughing at you, right?

>>713998931
Canadian gnome.

>>713998838
>for years i thirst for news about metroid, before prime 4 finally gets revealed
>monkey brain gets triggered when i glance and see metroid mentioned
>it's fucking metroidvania, again and again and again
>it will persist after prime 4 fades from relevance and people will continue to bring up metroidvanias over and over and over forever and ever and ever

I fucking hate it.

>>713998934
I thought it was "redline my coutach"

>>713999129
Why do you further the interests of women with the shit you bring up apropos of nothing? You know they're not gonna fuck you right?

>>713999129
My girlfriend is taller than me

>>713998653 (OP)
>>713999129

>>713999129
they laugh at you, too. women who are also human beings are very rare.

>>713999129
Imagine caring what women think.
You sound like one.

>>713998838
>It's not a metroidvania, it's a soulslike.

>>713999240
He also says "little early birdie in my anus curly whurly"

>>713999129
Why is this always said by the most obvious DYELs?

>>713999468
HAHAHAH LANKLETS LOST

>>714000064
holy copes
t. fatass

>>713999468
>>713998653 (OP)
wholesome

>>713998653 (OP)
>it's called doujinshi, not a doujin

>>713999468
He won

Women don't play either so your strawman is pathetic.

>>714000607
why boner

>>713998934
actually he says "No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch"

>>713998653 (OP)
Both roguelike and roguelite are for $öycycks

>>713998653 (OP)
You're laughing. Tomar is climbing three kilometers every night to mount his giantess wife and you're laughing.

>>713999468
Based.

>>714003831
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

I cannot believe people still give a shit about this stupid distinction nobody takes seriously

>>713998653 (OP)
Isn't this the guy that pranks people pretending to be a Russian mob boss? I find him obnoxious but how tall is he?

>>713998653 (OP)
Whoa Tomar calm down

>>713999196
>my favorite game was so influential an entire genre was partially named after it
>this is somehow a bad thing
Why does the existence of metroidvanias cause so much seethe? It's not like gacha or live service that actively harms the industry.

Oregon Trail was a roguelite before Rogue even existed.

>>713999129
Those two in the pic are literally a couple, retard

>>714004686
yeah, a couple of fags

>>714004524
professional contrarians need to feel validation for liking poorly received games and get pissed when their taste turns out not to be unique

>>714000064
They left out, you will feel like shit all the fucking time. You can do whatever you want (not really) but will feel like shit doing it.

>>713998653 (OP)
Not a single one of these games are like Rogue. No one using these terms has played Rogue, most dont know what Rogue is. Entire industry went to shit after Totalbuscuit died he was keeping it together.

It's not that hard. Roguelikes are a genre of games that are literally like rogue. Roguelites are like a modifier you have to apply to a existing genre i.e. my indie FPS with roguelite elements such as procgen and permadeath.
If I say my game is a roguelike that should tell you right off the bat it's some sort of autistic procgen turnbased gridbased dungeon crawler. If I say my game is a roguelite, that doesn't really help at all because it could be anything.
In the end it doesn't really matter and you can actually just use them interchangeably because roguelikes aren't popular enough for anyone to care except point it out every now and then like a vegan lmao

>>714005363
they arent actually like rogue though.

>search for Roguelikes
>bombarded with dozens and dozens of games that are nothing like Rogue
>even shit like fucking Vampire Survivors is listed under the tag
I hate this.

>>713999468
Fucking kek, chudcels seething

>>713999468
Look Tomar!

https://files.catbox.moe/2mrmve.mp4

>>713998838
it's pedovania, actually.

>>713999468
My king

>>713998653 (OP)
I love this meme

>>713998653 (OP)
Objectively speaking, if she didn't wear the high heels and the bump in her hair, the dude is technically taller than her, maybe by some millimeters to a centimeter, but not a short king.

>>713999468
lol is he erect?

>>713998653 (OP)
Milly status?

>>713998653 (OP)
yes

>>714000064
>If you are a fat man/non woman gender

>>714005548
What are the downsides of using "BAMlikes" instead?

>>714007509
Why are you looking at his crotch, son?

>>713999129
He wore her down.

>>714000607
this story is so gay
do faggots really enjoy these?

>>713999468
nooo my chud pityparty narrative is ruined, trump will force stacy to be my gj

>>714007509
Can you blame him?

is that trif

>>714006389
name 10 pedovania games

>>713999468
British slags look like that?!

>>713998653 (OP)
>>713999468
Anna just keeps getting thicker. Somebody is consistently feeding her and telling her to show her ass.

>>714012889
Momodora
Ender Lilies
Bunny Must Die
Rabi Ribi

For me, it's Toejam and Earl

>>713998653 (OP)
Is there a difference?