People who play the baby characters are NOT PLAYING THEM FOR THE STATS.
>>714018897 (OP)Why else would you possibly play as a baby girl though?
Rosalina is going to consume them both when they grow up.
Why else would anybody play as them? I play baby characters to try and get close to this time in MK8D.
https://youtu.be/_wcV6a5yOw8
Imagine they force feed you a Mini Mushroom and then take turns using you as a living pacifier.