Mario if he unfairly convicted in a kangaroo court by a jury full of pia*tas

>>714025135 (OP)
>Princess of a kingdom at least 640x the size of the shitty island
>Doesn't immediately call for the blockade of its port so their citizens starve and riots ensue
Peach is kind of a lazy bitch in this scenario huh

>>714025359
She got distracted by how sexy Mario looked in his Hawaiian shirt and glasses.

>Isle Delfino
>all the place names are Italian
>Delfino was ostensibly colonised by Italians
>Mario was imprisoned on trumped up charges as a form of postcolonial retribution

>>714025359
I would love to see this scenario play out in a Mario Sunshine movie. Like in the end Mario is freed cause in the background Peach was fucking fucking their economy.

>>714026020
>wants gurlboss shit
Typical movie wather.

>>714025135 (OP)
what is wrong with these fucking """""people"""""?

>>714026445

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>>714025135 (OP)
You callin me a piata you francaphone pieceashit?

>>714025359
Mushroom Kingdom's army is useless. I don't know if they even have a navy.

>>714027396
I was thinking this, the mushroom kingdom is landlocked?

>>714025135 (OP)
>dragged before the judge
>the case against you is presented
>all objections from the defense counsel are overruled
>you are sentenced to death
they don't fuck around if you threaten their tourism industry

>>714027396
What do you even do if all you have are a bunch of Toads at your disposal?

>>714027924
>Gelatinous people who run screaming when covered in mud or sprayed with water
A single toad with a spear would subjugate half the island

>>714025359
Uhh she was fucking Bowser in his jacuzzi while Mario was tied up with false charges and community service. This was their vacation, not Mario's.

>we know the culprit has been on the island for some time now while you've only just arrived, but he's the same shape as you
>the fact that he was see-through is irrelevant

>>714025135 (OP)
Mario wasn't in the island when the crimes were committed, this was easily verifiable and yet he was found guilty simply because he looked similar

>>714026369
>nooo you can't have a female do something of importance, that is LE GIRLBOSS
okay /pol/