Will Pauline be "Nintendo's Lighting" of this generation? What is a super Mario character doing in a Donkey Kong game, anyway?

>>714032270 (OP)
mamma mia...

>>714032270 (OP)
>What is a super Mario character doing in a Donkey Kong game
Is this a joke or are you a zoom zoom?

>>714032270 (OP)
sauce

>>714032645
Aside from the spin off games, Mario and DK characters don't mix. You can maybe find a cameo or an Easter egg, but the Rare DK games made it a point to come up with their own captivating original characters instead of just rehashing shit from Mario

>>714032270 (OP)
gods, she was perfect
it's criminal that she never had children

>>714032840
New Donk City

>>714032840
It's a man.

>>714032930
nta but here, in case you are trying to be serious

>>714033072
not canon

>>714033201
It's canon even to Rare, who made Cranky be the original DK that Mario fought.

>>714032930
Pauline is a dk character you retard. Low effort trolling is incredibly homosexual fyi.

>>714033201

>>714032270 (OP)
>>714033004

I wish there was a jiggling version of these.

>>714032270 (OP)
>>714033004
No seriously give me some fucking source on this whore, I've already busted twice

>>714033201
All obscure early Nintendo lore is canon.

>>714034212
They appear to be image edits of Hunter Schafer.

>>714034498
>the main objective of donkey kong is obscure lore

>>714035628
Maybe 0.1% of the people who've played the original Donkey Kong are aware of any sort of plot behind it.

>>714036132
No I am pretty sure we saw the monkey grab the fucking girl and take her away, retard.
It was an obvious ripoff of king kong.
She literally screams for help as he goes off with her across multiple fucking levels.

You didn't play the game.

>>714036341
Yeah but no one knows her name or that she was Mario's love interest before she moved to the Mushroom Kingdom.

>>714036454
We knew her name because if you played the gameboy game that sold 94 million units had a little booklet that came with it that explained this.
Kids read these booklets anon.

>>714032270 (OP)
Unless she's playable in a Mario platformer and Smash no
She also needs a lot of people hating her too and she's nowhere as hated like Rosalina is.

>>714032270 (OP)
made for BWC

Pauline can't be Nintendo's "Lightning" when she's a legacy character. She was just replaced by Peach and then, was only featured in Mario vs DK games for a while before they actually did something with her in Odyssey.

>>714032270 (OP)
nice tits, cute too. what's your name?

>>714037541
She's a shit character whose only personality is "I can sing". That's like as if Peach was only defined by her ability to bake cakes.

She's lovely, bit Rosetta/Rosalina is still the best.

>>714038034
>whose only personality is "I can sing".
That's already more personality than the rest. Peach literally has no personality other than being a dumb bimbo that gets kidnapped alot.

>appears in one game as the designated talking sidekick for the mute protagonist
>OH MY SCIENCE I HAVE PAULINE FATIGUE

>>714033043
what man has titties luscious

>>714037541
Why does Rosa have a resting bitch face?

>>714032840
>>714038460
It's Hunter Schafer at the Met Gala afterparty.

>>714032270 (OP)
>>714033004
who is the sexo demon?

>>714038620
She's a mean girl.

>>714038325
>Peach literally has no personality other than being a dumb bimbo
that's pretty good though
that's the best kind of personality for a woman

>>714038620
She hasn't eaten any princesses in a while.

>>714032270 (OP)
That's still a man, and you're gay if you're attracted to him.

>>714032270 (OP)
the slut look

>>714032270 (OP)
AWOOOGAAAAA

>>714038460
>luscious breasts
You can literally see the point where his implants meet his washboard chest. If you wanna see genuine man boobs, look no further than cockedupshawty. I've never seen another man who had breasts more perfect than even a woman's.

How did he acquire such beautiful tiddies?

>>714042264
Through jihad of course

What's with the sudden spam of subliminal imagines of that dude dressed on vidya related themes? Seen those all week.
The looney troons are trying to raid us or something?

>>714032270 (OP)
post more AI Hunter i beg you

>>714038034
Yeah I’m not a huge fan with how they’re making her all about singing. She was more interesting in odyssey when she was a mayor girl boss

>>714033072
>>714033927
actual autism. Donkey Kong, DK jr., donkey kong 3 are all "mario games" they were all part of the mario universe and intended to be part of the same franchise. Mario vs donkey kong is the same its a spiritual successor. Now due to the popularity of the donkey kong character he got his own spin off franchise where he has his own little world, his own friends and enemies. Also a completely different gameplay style and ethos. The dkc games and dk 64 where supposed to be their own thing, like how yoshi games are his thing despite him being a mario character. Or peach has her own games despite being a mario character. Donkey kong the character does not own "Donkey Kong" the game lol. Hes not the main character hes the villain. Like imagine if sometime in the future the metroid from metroid gets its own spinoff and you say metroid was a metroid game instead of a samus one.

>>714036454
Maybe the circle of retards you consort with by trying talking to actual gamers.

>>714046361
women are awesome

>>714038817
its a tranny (with filters and put through img2img on Sora)

>>714046372
>Donkey Kong, DK jr., donkey kong 3 are all "mario games"
donkey kong and mario were born from the same game, so there is no separation between the two.
stop shitting your pants.

>>714046361
huzz being degenerate
nothing new

>>714032270 (OP)
>>714033004
i love white women so much it's unreal!

>>714046580
Bro you're being really fucking pedantic if you're gonna pretend dk wasn't given his own spin off franchise thats considered its own universe even smash separates them.

>>714046640
white men

>>714046665
Spinoffs are still part of the franchise.
Stop shitting your pants.

>>714046735
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>714046735
clearly ai

>>714046762
Is warioware a mario game?

>>714038034
>if Peach was only defined by her ability to bake cakes
What the fuck else defines Peach
“Being a girl” doesn’t count

>>714046898
The RPGs.

This dude should've went for a smaller size. Bolt ons that large just look like balloons.

>>714037541
>Pauline can't be Nintendo's "Lightning" when she's a legacy character.
NuPauline is functionally a new character thoughbeit
It’d be like if Rosalina appeared in an arcade game and some shitty Game Boy games no one remembers in her fairy princess concept art form then disappeared for three decades only to come back with her modern design and le sad backstory

>>714032270 (OP)
>>714033004
I don't get the appeal of solid hard tits.

>>714046735
Women cannot give the passion that men can. Seeing two women have sex is like watching a dog trying to meow. It just doesn’t work, there’s no oomph behind it. Sex devoid of a man are, dare I say, soulless

to the anon posting the lesbians. I salute you.

>>714047032
Anon its time to quit porn.

>>714047008

Pauline wasn’t redesigned though, she basically looks the same in MKW as she does in DK94

>>714046852
Part of the Mario franchise as a spinoff series.
Stop shitting your pants.

So what's the over-under on Mario actually showing up in Dong Banana Z-A?

>>714047270

>>714046796
that clip is like 10 years old at this point

>>714047262
So ashley is a mario character? that dude with the afro is a mario character?

>>714047014
The only good fake tits are heavies that get filled back up to be plump again. They're soft & have the jiggle of real titty. Bolt ons suck, yes, but not all fake tits are bad. Blondie Fesser is a good example of nice fake tits.

>>714046735
Softcore lesbian kissing is the best porn category.
Can't change my mind.

>>714032270 (OP)
there are cuter tgirls out there

>>714047882
for me Hunter's appeal is the voice and the fact she embraces her girldick and the fact she actually acts like a woman because of trooning early

>>714047882
Bailey Jay posting here was when I decided that t-girls are alright

>>714032270 (OP)
mommy

>>714048685
Who is the one on the right? I would think they'd like Blaire White more since she's such a conservative

>>714047882
For me, it's Paulababy
https://pastebin.com/rqPkef6R

>>714048774
>those pics
sheeeeeiiiit I am in luuub

>>714048774
cuties

>>714047502
are you a retarded autist that can't distinguish what part of the mario franchise means?

>>714048771
It's Musks son

>>714049498
is abe lincoln part of the mario franchise?

>>714050220
>can't answer my question

>>714050309
>can't answer my question

>>714032840
>>714032270 (OP)
That's a guy with Photoshop.

>>714038034
What is there to Rosalina besides being floaty and stoic? What is there to Mario besides being happy? Pretty much every Mario character is one dimensional.

>>714050309
>DK is canon in Mario
>Diddy is in DK
>Conker is in Diddy Kong Racing
>Xenomorph is in Conker's bad fur day
>Xenomorph visits Riverdale in the Archie comics
>Archie is canon in Sabrina the teenage witch
>Sabrina meets sonic in her comic
>SONIC BATTLES MARIO IN THE OLYMPICS
>THE OLYMPICS ARE REAL FUCKING LIFE
>ABE LINCOLN IS ALSO REAL LIFE
YEAH I'M SAYING HE'S FUCKING IN.

>>714050497
Ah so you ARE too retarded.

>>714050753
a depiction of him is.
are you too stupid to understand how this works as well?

>>714050821
>a depiction of him is.
>real life
Anon.

>>714050779
NO

>>714050753
>Sabrina meets Scooby Doo
>Scooby Doo is in Looney Tunes Back In Action
>Hitler is in a Daffy Duck cartoon
You know what that means!

>>714050821
Nigga these are drawings, they're ALL depictions. Stupid doo doo bum ass.

>>714048685
>>714048771
>she
>her

>>714050874
ah so you are ALSO too stupid to understand things.
>>714050987
>a THIRD retard appears
I never imagined this would filter out so many retards lmao.

>>714050309
How could Nintendo do this?

>>714051043
Why not? Its just a flag.

>>714050985
Sabrina is a marvel character?

>>714051043
Bowser was on the right side of the bus

>>714048685
>she
>her

>>714051005
I show respect to everyone until they give me a reason not to.

>>714050985
>Scooby doo meets santa clause
>Santa gets saved by kiss
>kiss is referenced in family guy
>Family Guy had a Star Wars episode
>Darth Vader was in Soul Calibur
>Soul Calibur had 2B as a guest Character
>Nier was featured in a crossover in XIV
>XIV also had a monster hunter crossover
Wait that's too stupid
>Soul Calibur featured Geralt as a guest character
>Geralt was also featured in Monster hunter world (gotcha nigga)
>Monster Hunter has costumes for Sonic
>SONIC FIGHTS MARIO AT THE OLYMPICS
And the rest, as they say, is history

>>714051027
>No it is everyone else who is wrong
Principal Skinner looking ass lmao

>>714051441
Correct.
You three are a handful of bumbling fuckwits.
This spark of self awareness is promising but I doubt it will lead to anything.

>>714051529
Okay bro I kneel. Lemme tip your fedora for you, then go back to playing Mario and Aberham Lincoln at the olympic games with my thread niggas.

>>714051748
would like a carboard box to assist in this game?
you can even pretend I am squidward to assist this fantasy.

>>714051132
>>>714050753
>>714033004
>>714032270 (OP)
my queen hunter

>>714051923
Post a picture of your hands

>>714052030
Ah, you cannot comprehend your IQ is that of a nigger, and wish to project it on me?
Sucks for you my phone broke lmao.
Had an old pixel 5a I swapped the OS on, and the motherboard finally fried itself because it was made cheap.
still waiting to see if I can get any data off it.

>>714051946
>ai slop
at least show us her ai dick flopping around

>>714051946
King* cus that's a tranny, you gay.

>>714052132
>Using a pixel 5
>fucking boomer doesn't have a digital camera laying around
Stop lying, brownie.

>>714037541
Why did they make her so slutty looking?

>>714052250
>crybaby finds a NEW projection
kek
I haven't owned a digital camera since.... 2010 or so.
Phones made them unnecessary since I don't travel or otherwise try to take pictures of the landscape.
So, box?

>>714045019
I dont know. NPCs. Combination of Popular Celebrity from Popular TV show. Attractive, "Unique" appeal sort of like how Asians "exoticness" has captured the minds of retarded bots. Rumours circulating her relevance. And probably the simple fact that its pride month.

>>714047270
Dad said he would be in and he hasn't been wrong yet.