Thread 714039760 - /v/ [Archived: 791 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:28:07 AM No.714039760
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Uh what the fuck do I do in Blast Pit in Half Life?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:33:19 AM No.714040074
>>714039760 (OP)
You pit and blast
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:36:01 AM No.714040224
I feel bad for young people who have grew up with static environments and non breakable objects. Then they come here asking what to do in older games
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:36:42 AM No.714040264
>>714040224
I'm asking because I can't get through here, and the other part is just a dead end
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:37:31 AM No.714040313
>>714039760 (OP)
turn left
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:37:51 AM No.714040342
>>714039760 (OP)
>>714040264
shit larp
>>714040224
retarded bait slurper
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:38:44 AM No.714040404
>>714040264
BREAK THAT SHIT NIGGA
Replies: >>714040641
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:39:12 AM No.714040428
>>714039760 (OP)
Just be yourself
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:40:30 AM No.714040532
You run around doing menial tasks. Because you know that's what everyone wants to do in a first person shooter. Doesn't that sound fun? Game sucks.
Replies: >>714040895
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:42:10 AM No.714040641
>>714040404
>doesn't break with guns or crowbar
>>714040313
Turning left leads me back to one of the alive scientists, where I just came from
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:43:11 AM No.714040710
>>714040641
>>doesn't break with guns or crowbar
yes it does
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:43:12 AM No.714040713
Oh fucks sake you had to break it with the crowbar, but just keep holding M1 until it breaks and hope it does because uhhhhh it just does
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:43:50 AM No.714040754
>>714039760 (OP)
There's no way for you to continue without noclipping through that. The developer still hasn't fixed that bug. ~ key <> sv_cheats 1 <> noclip
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:45:04 AM No.714040856
>game starts with an unskippable 5 minute look around car ride
lmao
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:45:37 AM No.714040895
>>714040532
Exploration is a big part of classic FPS games, often as big of a part of the gameplay as the shooting itself, they just don't do it as often anymore because zoomers don't have good spatial awareness.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:47:15 AM No.714041004
>>714040713
Those are all wooden objects you should have learned are breakable by this point, retard.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:48:34 AM No.714041076
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>>714040713
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:48:51 AM No.714041096
dead internet thread
every post and reply is a bot
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:49:01 AM No.714041115
>>714040713
Imagine if Valve didn't playtest their games
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:49:55 AM No.714041185
generation-z-zoomer
generation-z-zoomer
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>>714039760 (OP)
People throughout all of history have always said "These damn kids are the worst generation!", but this time, it's actually true. The amount of brainrot from generation Z / A and lack of effort is astounding. No time in the history of mankind has this ever happened. Humanity is beyond fucked.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:50:15 AM No.714041212
>>714041096
Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about Tangerines.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:51:02 AM No.714041273
>>714041096
Would that include you, anon kun?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:51:56 AM No.714041329
>>714041185
Everyone has become demented and lacking in humanity, with an extremely weak will, it's impossible to get through to them. Even older people, and all of the people I used to be friends with.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:52:46 AM No.714041383
>>714041329
Algorithmic social media and scrolling is worse than couch surfing.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:52:53 AM No.714041393
/v/ hasn't played this in a while I'm guessing
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:53:12 AM No.714041410
>>714041212
Tangerines are good to eat
Tangerines pick up with feet
Tangerines under my seat
Tangerines they can't be beat
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:53:54 AM No.714041454
>launches into a minecart sequence where the physics fucks you up so you just die in the radiation
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:55:22 AM No.714041542
half-life-hazard-course
half-life-hazard-course
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>>714040713
The tutorial specifically gives you a crowbar and tells you to break the box to proceed to the next part of the tutorial. Also, I'm fairly certain the campaign has many places where you need to break a box in order to continue(the one that's clogging the water pump, for example).
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:55:27 AM No.714041548
I wanted to post the Anon stuck on the blue barrels part of Half Life 2 but I can't find it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:55:33 AM No.714041558
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>>714041410
2nd and 3rd lines make the 1st line even better.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:58:37 AM No.714041778
>>714040895
Good, exploration is boring. It's a first person shooter.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:59:45 AM No.714041874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:02:38 AM No.714042104
>>714041778
They aren't very fun when you have an IQ of 60 so you just end up running in circles, getting lost, and accidentally finding things occasionally. The best first person games usually have excellent exploration as well, games like System Shock 1+2, Heretic, Jedi Knight series,.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:05:15 AM No.714042269
>>714041874
>nu God of War and probably many other modern games were designed around DSP
I wonder if he's aware that his low IQ fucked games forevermore.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:07:07 AM No.714042410
>>714042104
Every time this topic get brought up, I'm reminded that other people get lost in games all the time, because I swear it never happens to me. I don't think I'm a better person because of it, I just don't relate at all. How do people forget where they just were like 1-2 minutes prior?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:10:36 AM No.714042634
>>714042104
No they dont. The worst first person shooters have exploration.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:10:51 AM No.714042649
Have you noticed you can literally never make a thread about any decently old game without choruses of "zoomie zoomie zoomie"?
It makes discussion impossible
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:11:21 AM No.714042684
>>714042410
It has nothing to do with getting lost. It has to do with not shooting things. Which is the name of the genre.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:11:35 AM No.714042698
>>714042410
There are games with moments where it's normal to get lost, Hexen or Jedi Outcast have some moments, but they make the games more fun. You have to remember that 50% of the population is below average intelligence.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:12:56 AM No.714042786
>>714042684
If DOOM didn't have level design and it was just corridors filled with demons it would suck.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:13:07 AM No.714042796
>>714041874
If Valve were still making single player games, they'd call DSP for beta testing in a heartbeat knowing how much they love getting feedback from retards.
Now that I think about it, they probably still wouldn't call him. He'd leak info about the game within a few hours
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:13:38 AM No.714042829
>>714042649
Generation Z and A shouldn't be allowed on the internet, and if they are, they're automatically banned.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:14:42 AM No.714042895
>>714042410
Same here, although I can let it pass if the game in question has dogshit fov or lighting.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:15:37 AM No.714042960
>>714042786
It would be way better.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:16:19 AM No.714043002
>>714042829
I know they're annoying, but what's even worse is people not being able to accept any discussion or criticism because a game/film is a certain age
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:17:39 AM No.714043098
>>714039760 (OP)
Are you the same retard who couldn't figure out how to get to the vent in the ice area?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:20:51 AM No.714043292
>>714043098
>dude just do a jank crouch jump bro
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:21:25 AM No.714043327
>>714043002
>>714042649
this bruh, it so fuckign ageist fr
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:10 AM No.714043375
>>714043292
Correct. That's in the tutorial.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:38 AM No.714043413
>>714039760 (OP)
jump on the barriers and break the planks/crates
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:22:53 AM No.714043420
>>714043327
No you fucking ironic retard, it's a legit thing, especially with film
If you dare criticise or even don't suck the dick of some beloved old film, then you don't even get listened to
There is definitely a sacred cow culture
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:24:47 AM No.714043540
>>714043420
BRUH IM HEARING YOU DONT DOG ME BRO
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:25:32 AM No.714043594
>>714043420
Gen Zs and As are the ones saying shit like "dis old film citizen kane is clunky af bruh" instead of "Hey, /tv/. I'm interested in watching Citizen Kane. Any advice before I watch it since it's an 84 year old film."
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:26:06 AM No.714043625
>>714043594
Fuck you fashpig
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:27:14 AM No.714043686
>>714039760 (OP)
Play the training course first, faggot
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:27:24 AM No.714043702
>>714043292
It's not even jank, it's intuitive. I learned to crouch jump on my own in another game before I even played Half-Life because it feels like that's something that should happen since crouching bends your knees.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:09:31 AM No.714046065
if i hadn't grown up with these games i don't think i would have figured out the NPC follow AI in blue shift and opposing force + numerous mods. their pathing breaks constantly and they run away from you. it's dogshit.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:09:38 AM No.714046072
>>714041874
>miss one tutorial segment
>get softlocked
He was in the right here
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:05:39 AM No.714049342
>>714040713
these old games are so boring and devs expected you'd hit every wall with the crowbar out of boredom just because you had no other games to play back then kek
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:06:39 AM No.714049405
>>714046065
man, I hate escort/follow quests so much in these older games
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:07:06 AM No.714049431
OPEN
THE
SILO
DOOR
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:10:40 AM No.714049632
>>714049342
Is this really how zoomers think we played video games? Are they unable to follow basic logic in the game design?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:12:18 AM No.714049731
>>714049632
We accept your concession.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:25:43 AM No.714050471
>>714049342
wall-hugging was more of a doom thing
half-life bluntly teaches you to jam E/smack the shit out of everything you don't understand right out the gate because that is the answer to absolutely everything