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Anonymous No.714043875 [Report] >>714043969 >>714044108 >>714044153 >>714044438 >>714044540 >>714045554 >>714045631 >>714045661 >>714045958 >>714046302
Would you buy her spinoff game?
Anonymous No.714043969 [Report] >>714044068
>>714043875 (OP)
you mean DK Bananza?
Anonymous No.714044068 [Report] >>714044629
>>714043969
That would be her debut game, just like how Donkey Kong Arcade was Mario's debut game.
Anonymous No.714044108 [Report]
>>714043875 (OP)
>would I buy a Nintendo game
Nah, might pirate it. Haven't bought anything from them since the 3DS/Wii U days, and if I knew better when I was younger I would have never asked for a Gamecube. They've been anti-consumer at least since then, though probably much longer given their long, long history. They were better when they were allegedly run by a certain criminal group.
Anonymous No.714044153 [Report] >>714044268
>>714043875 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.714044268 [Report] >>714045073
>>714044153
Why not?
What would convince you to try a spinoff game about Pauline?
Anonymous No.714044438 [Report] >>714044990 >>714046764 >>714047048
>>714043875 (OP)
Anonymous No.714044540 [Report] >>714044748
>>714043875 (OP)
If it's $80 tha\en it's a big no.
Anonymous No.714044629 [Report]
>>714044068
Actually, the original arcade game was called Donkey Kong not Donkey Kong Arcade
Anonymous No.714044748 [Report]
>>714044540
I was thinking it could be an expansion for Super Mario Odyssey: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.
Anonymous No.714044990 [Report] >>714045160 >>714050967
>>714044438
This and the K. Rool posts are making me laugh so hard
Anonymous No.714045073 [Report] >>714045152
>>714044268
i dont buy games anymore.
i'd consider pirating and emulating it
Anonymous No.714045152 [Report] >>714045216
>>714045073
Would you at least play it?
Anonymous No.714045160 [Report] >>714046221
>>714044990
why? these people are genuinely insane
Anonymous No.714045216 [Report] >>714045351
>>714045152
depends on the genre and the previews of it
Anonymous No.714045351 [Report] >>714045442
>>714045216
It would basically be sandbox Mario but with different blocks and characters, pink ? blocks, I don't know.
Anonymous No.714045442 [Report]
>>714045351
i guess so.
so are you gonna post loli porn or what?
Anonymous No.714045554 [Report]
>>714043875 (OP)
No I don't buy Nintendo games
Anonymous No.714045624 [Report]
I do wonder if we’ll ever get a pauline game
Anonymous No.714045631 [Report]
>>714043875 (OP)
No, but I will read her doujins
Anonymous No.714045661 [Report]
>>714043875 (OP)
Honestly I'm already tired of seeing her.
Anonymous No.714045958 [Report]
>>714043875 (OP)
I want to stick my tongue in her pre teen pussy.
Anonymous No.714046221 [Report] >>714050209
>>714045160
Remember how Odyssey was supposed to end in Mario and Peach getting married? Or how the worm in Super Mario Bros Wonder was totally going to be Peach's boyfriend from the shitty old anime movie? Or how Lord Frederik was King K. Rool wearing a disguise? It's funny that these retards are still trying to ascribe some greater twist to Mario platformers.
Anonymous No.714046302 [Report] >>714046656
>>714043875 (OP)
Pauline was never really a compelling character so this insane push is really annoying, i just want to know if K rool will be in the game or not
Anonymous No.714046656 [Report]
>>714046302
He will probably be in the game.
Anonymous No.714046764 [Report]
>>714044438
Denim is genetic
Anonymous No.714046840 [Report]
Anonymous No.714047048 [Report] >>714047148
>>714044438
this is true this is 100% true and you're correct
Anonymous No.714047148 [Report]
>>714047048
There's also this.
Anonymous No.714050209 [Report]
>>714046221
Anyone expecting a story that's any deeper than Odyssey is going to be disappointed. It's a game starring DK and a younger Pauline going on an adventure to the m̶o̶o̶n̶ planet core to stop B̶o̶w̶s̶e̶r̶ Void Co from m̶a̶r̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶P̶e̶a̶c̶h̶ getting a wish.

The sheer insanity from the DK fanbase has been incredible. Apparently Pauline was kidnapped, transformed into a child, given amnesia, and then transformed into a rock. Or Mario cheated on Peach and had an illegitimate child with Pauline, lol.
Anonymous No.714050967 [Report]
>>714044990
K. Rool fans when they see a rock that vaguely looks like a crocodile head if you look at it from a very specific angle