>>714043875 (OP)
you mean DK Bananza?

>>714043969
That would be her debut game, just like how Donkey Kong Arcade was Mario's debut game.

>>714043875 (OP)
>would I buy a Nintendo game
Nah, might pirate it. Haven't bought anything from them since the 3DS/Wii U days, and if I knew better when I was younger I would have never asked for a Gamecube. They've been anti-consumer at least since then, though probably much longer given their long, long history. They were better when they were allegedly run by a certain criminal group.

>>714043875 (OP)
no

>>714044153
Why not?
What would convince you to try a spinoff game about Pauline?

>>714043875 (OP)

>>714043875 (OP)
If it's $80 tha\en it's a big no.

>>714044068
Actually, the original arcade game was called Donkey Kong not Donkey Kong Arcade

>>714044540
I was thinking it could be an expansion for Super Mario Odyssey: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition.

>>714044438
This and the K. Rool posts are making me laugh so hard

>>714044268
i dont buy games anymore.
i'd consider pirating and emulating it

>>714045073
Would you at least play it?

>>714044990
why? these people are genuinely insane

>>714045152
depends on the genre and the previews of it

>>714045216
It would basically be sandbox Mario but with different blocks and characters, pink ? blocks, I don't know.

>>714045351
i guess so.
so are you gonna post loli porn or what?

>>714043875 (OP)
No I don't buy Nintendo games

I do wonder if we’ll ever get a pauline game

>>714043875 (OP)
No, but I will read her doujins

>>714043875 (OP)
Honestly I'm already tired of seeing her.

>>714043875 (OP)
I want to stick my tongue in her pre teen pussy.

>>714045160
Remember how Odyssey was supposed to end in Mario and Peach getting married? Or how the worm in Super Mario Bros Wonder was totally going to be Peach's boyfriend from the shitty old anime movie? Or how Lord Frederik was King K. Rool wearing a disguise? It's funny that these retards are still trying to ascribe some greater twist to Mario platformers.

>>714043875 (OP)
Pauline was never really a compelling character so this insane push is really annoying, i just want to know if K rool will be in the game or not

>>714046302
He will probably be in the game.

>>714044438
Denim is genetic

>>714044438
this is true this is 100% true and you're correct

>>714047048
There's also this.

>>714046221
Anyone expecting a story that's any deeper than Odyssey is going to be disappointed. It's a game starring DK and a younger Pauline going on an adventure to the m̶o̶o̶n̶ planet core to stop B̶o̶w̶s̶e̶r̶ Void Co from m̶a̶r̶r̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶P̶e̶a̶c̶h̶ getting a wish.

The sheer insanity from the DK fanbase has been incredible. Apparently Pauline was kidnapped, transformed into a child, given amnesia, and then transformed into a rock. Or Mario cheated on Peach and had an illegitimate child with Pauline, lol.

>>714044990
K. Rool fans when they see a rock that vaguely looks like a crocodile head if you look at it from a very specific angle