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Anonymous No.714052423 [Report] >>714052810 >>714057372 >>714061980
I am not a lore schizo but I find this pretty convincing...
Anonymous No.714052810 [Report] >>714052964
>>714052423 (OP)
Pauline Jr. (Test Subject: SUZANNE) is gender bent de-aged Mario sent backward in time to atone for Donkey Kong Jr. Donkey Kong Jr. is now Diddy Kong after undergoing a twist of fate from a genie's wish. Dixie Kong is fighting her attraction to the new Diddy while simultaneously searching for her lost boyfriend. And, I can hear your thoughts sloshing inside your skull right now: "what about Stanley?" Okay, Stanley use of dangerous and experimental pesticides have mutagenically altered him into a primal state -- that's the "new" Cranky Kong.
Anonymous No.714052964 [Report] >>714053269
>>714052810
how does Sigmario fit into this?
Anonymous No.714053269 [Report]
>>714052964
Sigmario's dissatisfaction with his lame, goody-two-shoes' brothers reached a boiling point: his own soul, in an act of twisted desperation separated from his body to form Shadow Mario (True form) and the husk he left behind was none other than Evil Mario, a fabled entity that even Dark Bowser so feared that he dimension hopped to contact King K. Rool in a vain attempt to salvage his reality.
Anonymous No.714053480 [Report] >>714053783 >>714055812 >>714059932
WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT FUCKING DONKEY KONG LORE THESE ARE CHILDRENS GAMES GO GET A JOB
Anonymous No.714053783 [Report]
>>714053480
GOGETA! GOGETA! GOGETA!
Anonymous No.714054120 [Report] >>714054221 >>714065084
Are you getting a Switch 2?
Anonymous No.714054221 [Report]
>>714054120
For this game? Almost certainly. I will wait for reviews to make sure it doesn't have ass performance or isn't actually dogshit though.
Anonymous No.714055812 [Report]
>>714053480
t. Waillusario
Anonymous No.714057372 [Report]
>>714052423 (OP)
Anonymous No.714059932 [Report]
>>714053480
I am just puzzled that Pauline is a kid when currently she should be an adult and wonder if it means anything. That's all.
Anonymous No.714061980 [Report]
>>714052423 (OP)
BUDDING BREASTS
Anonymous No.714062072 [Report] >>714062569
Why are tendies such pedophiles
Anonymous No.714062569 [Report] >>714063532
>>714062072
And trannies too. Coincidence?
Anonymous No.714063532 [Report]
>>714062569
I think not!
Anonymous No.714065084 [Report]
>>714054120
I was gonna wait at some sort of discount to get the switch 2 but after the pauline reveal I am considering getting it on bananza launch.
Anonymous No.714067193 [Report]
Does Pauline also like bananas?
Anonymous No.714067334 [Report]
Uh OH! a pauline thread!
Anonymous No.714067438 [Report] >>714067536 >>714068975
Anonymous No.714067481 [Report] >>714067536
Anonymous No.714067536 [Report] >>714067623
>>714067481
>>714067438
only that black mario character can satifsy this
Anonymous No.714067623 [Report] >>714068975
>>714067536
white male men only. Not mutts.
sorry americuck, youre too onions for little girls.
Maybe you can kiss the ground she walks on, or lick up the white, euro male cum that dropped to the floor.
Anonymous No.714067676 [Report] >>714067728
I love cunny so much it's unreal
Anonymous No.714067728 [Report] >>714067946 >>714068975
>>714067676
Right?!
Anonymous No.714067892 [Report] >>714068016 >>714068895
Anonymous No.714067946 [Report]
>>714067728
with this and pragmata, how are we going to survive cunnybros?
Anonymous No.714068016 [Report]
>>714067892
I found it
Anonymous No.714068124 [Report]
new Yukiu Con kino just dropped
Anonymous No.714068182 [Report]
twin nieces hit a bit too close to home
Anonymous No.714068259 [Report]
they're also growing up a lot
Anonymous No.714068345 [Report]
although I did not have this experience with them (yet)
Anonymous No.714068514 [Report] >>714068975
they have not let me touch it, but they seem to be ok with me seeing them naked
Anonymous No.714068895 [Report] >>714069003
>>714067892
fix your shit bruv
Anonymous No.714068975 [Report] >>714069138
>>714068514
>>714067728
>>714067623
>>714067438
Delete this. Delete this NOW! Do you seriously want to give our hard working janitors more work?!
Anonymous No.714069003 [Report] >>714069124
>>714068895
works, ur just retarded
Anonymous No.714069124 [Report]
>>714069003
guess I'm retarded
Anonymous No.714069138 [Report]
>>714068975
>ONE of them got deleted
Uh do they only delete them when they're done jerking off or something?