I am not a lore schizo but I find this pretty convincing...

>>714052423 (OP)
Pauline Jr. (Test Subject: SUZANNE) is gender bent de-aged Mario sent backward in time to atone for Donkey Kong Jr. Donkey Kong Jr. is now Diddy Kong after undergoing a twist of fate from a genie's wish. Dixie Kong is fighting her attraction to the new Diddy while simultaneously searching for her lost boyfriend. And, I can hear your thoughts sloshing inside your skull right now: "what about Stanley?" Okay, Stanley use of dangerous and experimental pesticides have mutagenically altered him into a primal state -- that's the "new" Cranky Kong.

>>714052810
how does Sigmario fit into this?

>>714052964
Sigmario's dissatisfaction with his lame, goody-two-shoes' brothers reached a boiling point: his own soul, in an act of twisted desperation separated from his body to form Shadow Mario (True form) and the husk he left behind was none other than Evil Mario, a fabled entity that even Dark Bowser so feared that he dimension hopped to contact King K. Rool in a vain attempt to salvage his reality.

WHO FUCKING GIVES A SHIT ABOUT FUCKING DONKEY KONG LORE THESE ARE CHILDRENS GAMES GO GET A JOB

>>714053480
GOGETA! GOGETA! GOGETA!

Are you getting a Switch 2?

>>714054120
For this game? Almost certainly. I will wait for reviews to make sure it doesn't have ass performance or isn't actually dogshit though.

>>714053480
t. Waillusario

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>>714053480
I am just puzzled that Pauline is a kid when currently she should be an adult and wonder if it means anything. That's all.

>>714052423 (OP)
BUDDING BREASTS

Why are tendies such pedophiles

>>714062072
And trannies too. Coincidence?

>>714062569
I think not!

>>714054120
I was gonna wait at some sort of discount to get the switch 2 but after the pauline reveal I am considering getting it on bananza launch.

Does Pauline also like bananas?

Uh OH! a pauline thread!

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>>714067438
only that black mario character can satifsy this

>>714067536
white male men only. Not mutts.
sorry americuck, youre too onions for little girls.
Maybe you can kiss the ground she walks on, or lick up the white, euro male cum that dropped to the floor.

I love cunny so much it's unreal

>>714067676
Right?!

>>714067728
with this and pragmata, how are we going to survive cunnybros?

>>714067892
I found it

new Yukiu Con kino just dropped

twin nieces hit a bit too close to home

they're also growing up a lot

although I did not have this experience with them (yet)

they have not let me touch it, but they seem to be ok with me seeing them naked

>>714067892
fix your shit bruv

>>714068514
>>714067728
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>>714067438
Delete this. Delete this NOW! Do you seriously want to give our hard working janitors more work?!

>>714068895
works, ur just retarded

>>714069003
guess I'm retarded

>>714068975
>ONE of them got deleted
Uh do they only delete them when they're done jerking off or something?