Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:57:15 AM No.714055194
>Be me
>Working a summer job at a small business owned by my mother's friend
>Pretty cool dude, in his 70s so I occasionally do IT work for him and get paid extra
>Today's my day off but I get a call from him
>"Anon, something's wrong with my Facebook. It says it's locked! Probably because I've been critizing the government and the zionists, you know how (((they))) are haha, can you come check it out?"
>Sounds like easy money, fuck it
>"Sure I'll be there"
>Get there and try to log in just in case, I'm ready to just make him new profiles and bail with my cash
>Your Facebook account was locked because your Instagram account violated our policies, you have to submit an appeal
>"Instagram? Huh, I barely use it, I'm sure that's just a bullshit excuse (((they))) used"
>"Lol yeah" I say but I check his email
>Your Instagram account was banned because it violated our policies on nudity and sexual exploitation of children
>Don't say a thing, he barely uses it so maybe he got hacked or it is an excuse, I think to myself
>I check the email again and the appeal I sent was rejected, both Instagram and Facebook profiles are now gone forever, tell him we'll have to make new ones
>"Wait, maybe it'll work if you log in from my phone?"
>He gives it to me and I open his Instagram app
>Immediately blasted by a picture of a prepubescent girl in a small bikini, then it logs out and rejects any further log-in attempts
>He doesn't see it, I still don't say a thing and pretend da jooz did it while I help him make a new gmail, Face and Insta profiles
>Today's money feels like hush money
What videogames I can play to take my mind off of this??
>Working a summer job at a small business owned by my mother's friend
>Pretty cool dude, in his 70s so I occasionally do IT work for him and get paid extra
>Today's my day off but I get a call from him
>"Anon, something's wrong with my Facebook. It says it's locked! Probably because I've been critizing the government and the zionists, you know how (((they))) are haha, can you come check it out?"
>Sounds like easy money, fuck it
>"Sure I'll be there"
>Get there and try to log in just in case, I'm ready to just make him new profiles and bail with my cash
>Your Facebook account was locked because your Instagram account violated our policies, you have to submit an appeal
>"Instagram? Huh, I barely use it, I'm sure that's just a bullshit excuse (((they))) used"
>"Lol yeah" I say but I check his email
>Your Instagram account was banned because it violated our policies on nudity and sexual exploitation of children
>Don't say a thing, he barely uses it so maybe he got hacked or it is an excuse, I think to myself
>I check the email again and the appeal I sent was rejected, both Instagram and Facebook profiles are now gone forever, tell him we'll have to make new ones
>"Wait, maybe it'll work if you log in from my phone?"
>He gives it to me and I open his Instagram app
>Immediately blasted by a picture of a prepubescent girl in a small bikini, then it logs out and rejects any further log-in attempts
>He doesn't see it, I still don't say a thing and pretend da jooz did it while I help him make a new gmail, Face and Insta profiles
>Today's money feels like hush money
What videogames I can play to take my mind off of this??
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