What would your Death Stranding name be? - /v/ (#714056406) [Archived: 703 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:20:10 AM No.714056406
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Mine would be ScizoNeetMan.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:29:24 AM No.714056865
>>714056406 (OP)
I know Kojimbo wrote a fuck ton of extras but how does things like dating or even living by yourself even work? Do you risk getting devoured for a crumb of pussy or do they do a welfare check every week or so? Some guy can slip on his way out the bathroom and million dollar baby his neck on a counter, in irl cases they sometimes don’t find that for a week~two months dependent on smell
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:30:12 AM No.714056902
Mine would be KillAllJakniggers
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:43:00 AM No.714057501
>>714056406 (OP)
Yesterday
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:49:50 AM No.714057778
>>714056865
Everyone has to wear devices that track their vitals.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:51:43 AM No.714057862
Peepooman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:53:00 AM No.714057912
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killnigger man
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:54:28 AM No.714057980
>>714056406 (OP)
Yours is Gay Boy Kisserman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:01:30 AM No.714058331
It's a shame all the women get fun names like Fragile or Tomorrow while all the men have to do with Noun- or Adjective-man. I wonder what the actual lore behind those naming conventions is.

Guess I'll go with Sadman or something.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:49 AM No.714058606
>>714057501
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:10:04 AM No.714058753
Cunny Loveman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:12:13 AM No.714058848
>>714056406 (OP)
Jack Offman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:20:21 AM No.714059172
>daddy issues game: doordash pissbaby edition
kojimbo is so fucking gay and unoriginal
here's an idea for you
name the baby Pissbaby
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:22:25 AM No.714059240
>>714058331
he probably noticed this pattern in male names:
>jackman
>freeman
>tillman
>chapman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:47:23 AM No.714060285
Neverdieman
>I’m 30 with multiple chronic health issues and encountered multiple events that should have killed me
>from what I’ve seen in support groups that I don’t use anymore, most people in my condition are suicidal but I want to live