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Mine would be ScizoNeetMan.
>>714056406 (OP)I know Kojimbo wrote a fuck ton of extras but how does things like dating or even living by yourself even work? Do you risk getting devoured for a crumb of pussy or do they do a welfare check every week or so? Some guy can slip on his way out the bathroom and million dollar baby his neck on a counter, in irl cases they sometimes don’t find that for a week~two months dependent on smell
Mine would be KillAllJakniggers
>>714056865Everyone has to wear devices that track their vitals.
>>714056406 (OP)Yours is Gay Boy Kisserman
It's a shame all the women get fun names like Fragile or Tomorrow while all the men have to do with Noun- or Adjective-man. I wonder what the actual lore behind those naming conventions is.
Guess I'll go with Sadman or something.
>>714057501All my troubles seemed so far away.
>daddy issues game: doordash pissbaby edition
kojimbo is so fucking gay and unoriginal
here's an idea for you
name the baby Pissbaby
>>714058331he probably noticed this pattern in male names:
>jackman>freeman>tillman>chapman
Neverdieman
>I’m 30 with multiple chronic health issues and encountered multiple events that should have killed me
>from what I’ve seen in support groups that I don’t use anymore, most people in my condition are suicidal but I want to live