Thread 714073207

>>714073207 (OP)
little bit of olive oil

What the fuck is this shit lmao
There is no such thing as a "classically trained" game dev

“There are few things I care about less than Mario. I play two games every morning: SMB 3 and SMW, preferably emulated. Any emulator will do. I don’t want to pay a subscription for Mario. I don’t want some man-bun, Metal Jesus motherfucker to resell it to me. I like a good Mario but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Big Bang Theory. It’s a game; it’s not a lifestyle.”

>>714073207 (OP)
>brought to you by knorr

>>714073289
little bit more

>>714073289
if you want. if you don't, don't. it's up to you.

>>714073940
What is the knorr of gaming companies?

>>714074327
Nintendo

What's the gaming equivalent?

>>714073207 (OP)
The fuck is famitsu? Gook ign?

>>714074327
Unreal Engine

>>714073886
>Eat good food and travel the world for a living
>Decided to cheat on the mother of his children with a raging feminist
>An hero soon after
What did he mean by this

>>714074821
>worked hard to become succesful
>shoved his head so far up his ass while snorting coke he forgot the basics
Kojima

>>714073207 (OP)
Cigarettes ruined this guy's taste buds long before it ruined his voice, cannot be trusted. Glad Gordon stole his schtick and his reservation book

>>714074951
This.

Marco's recipes are unironically amazing, he's actually very unpretentious because even though he's a michelin chef his lower class background means he's actually very open minded to trying different stuff because he knows what its like to not have the luxury to be picky. His Knorr infomercials are unironically great. I make his spaggetti/bacon/onion/tomato pure dish a lot.

>>714075709
>spaggetti/bacon/onion/tomato pure dish a lot
based, I make it a lot too

>>714073207 (OP)
>>714075709
Fuck yeah I use his lamb stew recipe regularly
Drives my gf absolutely insane, like
>What do you mean it's up to me??!
She can't stand how he never seems to give exact measurements for everything.

I notice that a lot with women, they get stuck when given vague instructions.
Like if it's vague it's probably not that important now stop asking

Nintendo were the masters of gaming up until ocarina of time.

The only thing that keeps them afloat is the fact that they do things the old way.

I think they are more like apple then they are like Disney.

>>714074821
>marco made him cry

more like BITCH lmao

>>714075709
Marco is a true gift, he embodies the whole idea of vidrel, given to us by the great Terry himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8

>>714076854
>Drives my gf absolutely insane, like
>>What do you mean it's up to me??!
>She can't stand how he never seems to give exact measurements for everything.
I have the reverse with my woman.
I'm precicse and KNOW it's up to me to change up things, but I expect a baseline given to me that I can adjust later on.
If somebody just tells me to eyeball a recipe, what the fuck am I looking at them for then?
>I notice that a lot with women, they get stuck when given vague instructions.
You are a retard mate.
If you look up repicpies I expect highest precision of a ready made recipie that somebody has prefected. You need to have precision to make something consistently.
Perfection is a lot of small things done right and when a nigger says "I dunno just do whatever lol just eye ball it" you are essentially telling me you haven't dialed in ANYTHING and I have to start from scratch getting everything right for this dish.
>Like if it's vague it's probably not that important now stop asking
Says the pleb who can't cook for shit and probably never made anything taste good, be it a simple dish or a complex one.

>>714077249
YWNBAW

>>714078852
I'm a man you fucking retard.

>>714078927
YWNBAM

>>714079034
I'm a man you fucking retard.

>I think I'll use... 6 stock pots (chicken)
>You could use more, it's really up to you

>>714079089
Not biologically.

>>714073739
That would be the blizzard employees that made wc3

>>714076854
If it's vague with cooking it means it's up to taste of the individual. That's why it's always "seasoned to taste"
No matter how good a recipe is, food and taste is still subjective and leaves enough leway in changes for each individual

>>714080635
>wc3

It sucked and killed the series. Wc1 and 2 are the only good ones.

>>714075191
Cuckoldry and suicide are the final endpoint of punk rock.

>>714077249
Your that gamer who likes games with strikt rules, methods to deal with a problem or little free room on how to approach stuff.
You probably like spreadsheet simulators the most or wiki games.

>>714077249
>"I dunno just do whatever lol just eye ball it" you are essentially telling me you haven't dialed in ANYTHING
skill issue

>>714075709
Based Marco appreciator

>>714081023
And these people mad these as well so that's why "classical trained"

>>714077249
The reason that men are the best chefs is because they just eyeball it while women follow the cookbook. You can't reach a higher level if you're not willing to try.

>>714074821
Enormous comp sweat that will simp lesser beings interested in same game.

>>714081139
>Your that gamer who likes games with strict rules, methods to deal with a problem or little free room on how to approach stuff.
No, I'm somebody who understands you need precision if you want consistency.
If you give me a precice recipie, I can follow it, or I can not, it's my choice.
If your recipie is shit and is vague suggestions, that means it's impossible for me to make your dish. I have to start making my own from the get go.
Nobody is holding a gun to my head and forcing me to follow the recipe every time. I can deviate any time I want.
But you being a sloppy fuckwit who can't write anything down means I literally cannot recreate whatever you are trying to share with me.
And I think thats intentional, because what you have is shit. You don't have something good, you didn't dial anything in. You just slop shit together and thus you cannot convey how something should be done, in what proportion and so on.
Because if people did recreate your shit exactly, they would find out it's trash and leaves much room to be improved.
Thus, the incompetent refrains form giving clear precise instructions.

>>714081432
>The reason that men are the best chefs is because they just eyeball it while women follow the cookbook. You can't reach a higher level if you're not willing to try.
You fucking retard, you FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKing! Retard.
Men are better because they have the drive to chase excellence, to refine something to dial in something. To make every step as good as possible, thus driving up the over all quality up of the dish.
A sloppy retard that eyeballs it cannot have consistency and cannot control the variables day in and out.

Honestly, I should just fucking leave this thread, you have made it clear you are absolute trash at things and take pride in having no clue, no self-awareness of where you stand, how you make things, likely a desperate attempt to keep your ego safe by deluding yourself. There is no point to further interact with you.

>>714081734
>A sloppy retard that eyeballs it cannot have consistency and cannot control the variables day in and out.
Yes they can lmao. You're autistic and bad at cooking. I promise you, your food tastes bad.

It's my choice to post in this thread

>>714081734
Ohh so you are a speedrun tranny or a meta slave in a online multiplayer game.
Understood now.
Try to enjoy the wacky freedoms that are given to you don't be afraid to try something more "out there"

>>714081734
Imagine being this angry over cooking recipes

>>714073207 (OP)
Based Marco

I just put this up in my gaming Man Cave. Thoughts?

>>714085130
I don't get it

>>714086547
Lurk once. Lurk twice.

>>714086547
its "live laugh love" but for npc men

>>714086547
Just have the fucking negronis

Suck a cock. Suck two.

>>714073207 (OP)
>says shit like this and always states the importance of respecting the ingredients and complex processes involved with cooking
>shills an instant stock cube of msg, palm oil, and preservatives
money >>>>>>>>>

>cooking food
just go to Mcdonalds

I got like 4 sentences in and I've gone fucking cross eyed. This isn't funny. This isn't anything. Why did you spend time writing this?

>>714090438
newfag

for me, it's the scrambled eggs

Some people, they like to mod their games, truth is, I don't agree with it, you lose the flavor of the original game, having said that, I did grow up playing games on my dad's shitty Dell PC
*mods*

>>714073207 (OP)
this a good bread

>>714073207 (OP)
Based Marco poster

>>714075709
Marco sold pig feet for a trillion lizzie coins. He is as pretentious as other michellin star chefs but he won't say no to easy cash.

>>714094570
Nobody in their right mind would want to make pigs trotter at home though, its a difficult and time consuming dish, what a shitty example.

Japan has influenced food, cooking and culinary techniques across the world while all Angl*s ever contributed to food culture is Shepherd's pie and meme celebrity chefs like MPW.

>>714095059
But how about video games?

He took the vegan pill. It's time to ignore him

>>714096529
Just take his dishes and add meat to the recipe. It's not that hard

>>714097246
It’s my choice, really

>>714097594
Or not. Nonsense.

>>714075709
There's Jacque Pepin if you want another good chef.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1XoCQm5JSQ

>cooks knorr video
>doesn't taste the food at all
>cook other video
>downright pornographic levels of spooning and fingerblasting food to taste it

Name the video game equivalent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC9RvOuvLQY

*points at ingredients with knife*

>>714096529
He'll shill for anything

>>714073207 (OP)
Beliving and trusting Famitsu reviews is the same as trusting IGN and Kotaku all are trash liars.

Reminder that Famitsu gave JJBA on PS3 an perfect 40/40.

Then the game came out it and was unplayable and fully broken in japan.

>>714099301
It was his choice to mog everyone else

>>714073207 (OP)
MPW is directly responsible for the thousands of chefs like pic related.

>>714099191
Passion versus contract

>>714073207 (OP)
I never thought I'd see a honest to God /ck/ thread on /v/, I've never been on /ck/ but surely it must be exact exactly like this
>>714099959
It's wacky thinking that every sub culture has its own gaggle of smaller sub cultures with their own stereotypes and shit, I wonder if someone has made one of the stupid political compass memes out of different types of cooks

>>714073207 (OP)
blablablabla, I can finish a good game before a guy like this has finished cooking me a burger

>>714099959
>>714074821
>>714073207 (OP)
why is cooking so miserable? all those guys do is just complain and be retards to everyone
I don't see doctors who literally have people's lives on the line doing the same

>>714100916
The bar of entry for a cooking carrier is as low as it gets. If you are abled bodied you can start anytime at your local restaurant.
For that reason many cocks are some of the lowest scumbags you can find, absolute demons at their workplace.
To make things worse is that professional kitchens introduce a brigade system like it's a military so shit will be flung whenever someone does something wrong.
The verbal abuse that goes day in and out is astounding during service because of these reasons

What's the vidya game equivalent of the knorr olive oil and vegetable soup (vegetables optional)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeg67jnZozU

>>714101921
And it's all for some fucking food I won't remember in 15 minutes.

>>714100916
Long hours, poor pay and low bar of entry. For every GR or MPW, there's at least 50 different shitters who charge top dollar for terrible food.

>>714100916
The kitchen is a hot and stressful place, chefs barely get any time off, you don't get breaks unless you smoke, and you're often working with junkies or felons who can't get any other job.

t. worked in restaurants for years

im probably one of the few actual devs here on /v/ meaning ive worked with zero pay during crunch in studios and know what im talking about. the rest of these idiots watch 2 videos on blender tutorials and other garbage from youtube and still can't make a donut and think they're yu suzuki.

>>714073289
Lil' bi' olivol
>>714074274
He used knorr pot stock, flour and six bottles of live oil, I choose butter, whipped cream and pineapple, it's up to me!

>>714100916
It's very hard to cook well and make high quality meals with unique flavors, even more so taking into account the competition, if you like cooking, never get into a business with it, you will burn out hard.

>>714102136
You will remember good food you can't make at home

>>714074327
Yeah it’s unironically Nintendo lol

>>714075709
I learned how to cook risotto from Marco and its delicious

>>714073886
Use a cheat code. Use two.

>>714104330
You have to use all your sense. You can hear when it's done.
>it's true btw

I'm not here to impress you, I'm here to inspire you
"cuts onion at super sonic speed*

>>714106123
>Looks your dead in the eye while chopping a clove of garlic into fine paste in under 5 minutes

>>714073739
game dev was such a new field for years that it was more like an "age of discovery" than anything that could be "classically trained"

>>714106569
>classically trained"
Doesn't exist (why not) hit her tho (hitherto)

>>714106569
>Classically trained
>Game developer veterans kicked out or left before they are able to provide proper mentorship.