Thread 714083663 - /v/ [Archived: 670 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:01:26 PM No.714083663
kojima+(2)
kojima+(2)
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>Hot Coldman
>Fatman
>Die-Hardman
>Heartman
>Deadman
>Dollman

What is with this guy and naming characters?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:22 PM No.714083740
>Buck Brokeman
>Nig Zestman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:15 PM No.714083825
>>714083663 (OP)
Go back to his earlier games and the names are still just as ridiculous.
Kojima just can't into names.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:03:30 PM No.714083845
GSGj2RwbEAAKwvw
GSGj2RwbEAAKwvw
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They're funny names I like them.
Replies: >>714084026
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:05:33 PM No.714084026
>>714083845
>>>/vt/ranny
FUCK OFF!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:07:41 PM No.714084215
chuck sneedman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:17:39 PM No.714085003
>>714083663 (OP)
Troon Ackman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:30:39 PM No.714085956
>>714083663 (OP)
It's a Japanese thing, it's funnier in their language
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:34:25 PM No.714086251
Kojiman
Replies: >>714086504 >>714089759
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:35:55 PM No.714086360
>>714083663 (OP)
fatman at least is fine
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:37:38 PM No.714086504
>>714086251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY2eBrm5pT4
Replies: >>714086618
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:37:55 PM No.714086519
>Solid Snake
>Liquid Snake
>Gas Snake
>Plasma Snake
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:38:25 PM No.714086561
hate_ng
hate_ng
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>>714083663 (OP)
>Washed Hackman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:39:01 PM No.714086618
>>714086504
kek
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:39:40 PM No.714086667
>president of aipac
>named jewish-puppetman
bit on the nose
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:00:18 PM No.714088314
>>714083663 (OP)
>What is with this guy
He is Fart Sniffman, he likes to sniff his own farts
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:14:34 PM No.714089389
>>714083663 (OP)
reference to megaman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:15:11 PM No.714089438
>Revolver Ocelot
>he likes to use revolvers
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:16:47 PM No.714089586
>>714083663 (OP)
Fat Swoleman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:17:34 PM No.714089643
ps5exclusive flopman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:17:40 PM No.714089654
>>714083663 (OP)
Running Man on MG1
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:18:49 PM No.714089759
>>714086251
jimanko
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:32:50 PM No.714090814
>Big Boss
>Boss
>Little Boss
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:00 PM No.714091157
Officer Rob O'Copman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:37:02 PM No.714091163
MV5BMTk3NDE3Njc5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTY5Nzc1._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_[1]
>>714083663 (OP)
>He was a mild-mannered man, until one day he was bitten by a desk
>Desk-Man. Now pay me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:42:29 PM No.714091593
>>714083663 (OP)
Cringe Basedman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:43:55 PM No.714091729
he's like George Lucas
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:45:08 PM No.714091830
>Sam Porter-Bridges
>his job is to deliver stuff
>game has bridge building mechanics

BRAVO CREATIVIDAD
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:48:10 PM No.714092061
>>714083663 (OP)
.Why does Hideo Kojima's games be so confusing and convoluted?
>NOO THE NAMES ARE TOO SIMPLE WHY WHY WHY
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:50:26 PM No.714092243
>>714083663 (OP)
>Brap Shartman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:50:47 PM No.714092274
>SOLID SNAKE
>BIG BOSS
>[ADJECTIVE] [NOUN]
You get it. These are the first Kojima characters ever btw
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:50:53 PM No.714092287
>>714083663 (OP)
>no woman
kojima sexist?
Replies: >>714093325
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:55:34 PM No.714092697
>>714083663 (OP)
I had interpreted this as something like codenames reflective of their pre-stranding identities no longer existing or being relevant. People like Die-Hardman and Fragile have real names, they just choose to stop using them for various personal reasons and exclusively go by their Bridges codenames.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:03:19 PM No.714093325
>>714092287
>no woman
Just find out until you hear about the word human/mankind
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:06:25 PM No.714093572
>>714083663 (OP)
He whitewashed Die-Hardman. But instead of Identity-Protectionman, he is named Charlie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:11:19 PM No.714093959
Untitled
Untitled
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>>714083663 (OP)
>Old Boy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:27:28 PM No.714095159
Gridman_the_Hyper_Agent_render
Gridman_the_Hyper_Agent_render
md5: de10f12862491630ebd3253291947dbd🔍
>Game all about hooking people to a giant grid
>Every npc has -man in their name
>No Gridman
Replies: >>714095682
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:29:16 PM No.714095296
This is one of the funniest thread I've read in a while.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:31:55 PM No.714095476
>>714083663 (OP)
Fart Sniffman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:34:03 PM No.714095658
>>714083663 (OP)
He had to settle for something else since he couldn't make Megman X fangame names for his characters
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:34:23 PM No.714095682
>>714095159
(You) are Network*-man.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:35:05 PM No.714095739
>>714083663 (OP)
Pachinkoman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:35:42 PM No.714095794
>>714083663 (OP)
He's literally like a Bollywood director. He has the writing ability of a jeet but hides it under expensive production value.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:36:09 PM No.714095840
IMG_1286
IMG_1286
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>>714083663 (OP)
>t. Kojima-Derangement-Syndromeman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:36:40 PM No.714095881
>lovecraft-inspired character
>hello sam, my name is n. wordman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:52:52 PM No.714097226
1726763134942124
1726763134942124
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"Rainy" was the last straw for me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:53:48 PM No.714097313
>OP Fagman
Ayo what the hell Kojima?!?!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:04:11 PM No.714098134
Chinaman
Chinaman
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>China Man
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:05:42 PM No.714098238
>there is free chiralium at the animal reserve
>their turds
I am Shitpissman.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:35:20 PM No.714100542
>>714083663 (OP)
>Jeet Shitman
Kojima is based.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:52:02 PM No.714101785
1726195974472474
1726195974472474
md5: a58e60ff125778aac06c68d3460372f4🔍
>Manwoman
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:14:46 PM No.714103575
cokefag goes to the hospital
cokefag goes to the hospital
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>cokeman