>oui oui anon you are so funny!
>let us bet all in and if you win i let you put it in my ass
>i win, and you have to be my slave
how do you respond?

"Sneed's Feed & Seed has a hidden joke in it that you may not have noticed. You see..."

>>714083917 (OP)
what's the catch??

>Y-you t-t-too...

>>714083917 (OP)
imagine her rimming and kissing you, leaving black lipstick marks all over your ass

>>714083917 (OP)
sorry not interested in a flat chested whore from a country of ugly mutts
next

>>714083917 (OP)
after all of the gooner posting about this chick, i was extremely disappointed when i actually met her in-game. her voice is annoying, not sexy, and her grilling me trying to break my cover had me playing out how i'd kill her and all of the guards in the room in my head.

>>714083917 (OP)
>let us bet all in and if you win i let you put it in my ass
>i win, and you have to be my slave
So a win-win situation?

>>714083917 (OP)
>clearly just fucking with you with no interest in *fucking* you
>why did glownog murder my waifu, she was clearly going to touch my dong! >poland has fallen billions must clean toilets

>>714085789
I was instantly smitten. She is exactly my type.

>>714083917 (OP)
black lipstick marks on my balls

>>714085883
>>clearly just fucking with you with no interest in *fucking* you
A girl flirting with you doesn't automatically mean you'll be having sex with her, you virgin.
Besides, the cia nigger offing her and her brother without a single moment of consideration should've tipped you off what will happen to you, once your usefulness ends.

>>714085883
>poland has fallen billions must clean toilets
kek

>>714083995
the place used to be called "Chuck's", just the most simple name, and sounds like it was owned by a rural local.
then the name became "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is a much longer and more descriptive name, as well "Sneed" obviously evoking the name of a richer owner from the big city.
the juxtaposition of it once feeling so simple and local, and then going the complete opposite way with new ownership and branding, is where the comedy lies.

>>714083917 (OP)
Why does she look like Daisy Ridley?

>>714085941
maybe i have too much chrome. that whole interaction had me in killmode waiting for things to go south.

>>714083917 (OP)
win or lose, i'll be your slave for free!

*blocks your path*

>>714086116
>Besides, the cia nigger offing her and her brother without a single moment of consideration should've tipped you off what will happen to you, once your usefulness ends.
While I kind of agree with you in that being a red flag, he does have some hinting otherwise. And you're not discarded if you go the glowies route.

>>714083917 (OP)
what a fucking waste, I wish you could save her

If this game were made by cooler people we could've banged her

>>714087148
>And you're not discarded if you go the glowies route.
The only reason you're not killed off is because of plot armor. How else would you be able to experience the ending?
The only path forward is to become a NUSA slave, as you can't work for any company without having some tech in you.

>>714083917 (OP)
>french accent
yes mistress

I'm going to be playing through this tomorrow, with my new 9070 XT.

>>714087451
>plot armor
I'd agree with you if you escaped the whole Relic issue unscathed, but after that you're almost an invalid, and them offering you a desk job makes perfect sense, protecting their own and such. If they don't do that, word travels and quickly and people would just get the fuck away from the glowie life.

>>714083917 (OP)
Anal is for small dick losers

>>714086398
>OP talks of anal
That's why
Ridley is an anal queen

>>714086398
i see nothing but the 5head connecting them

>>714087784
This loser's small dick is gonna get rugburnt on that hairy french asshole

>>714087259
She was too hot for death. Thankfully the porn artists made justice. She will never die as long we fap.

>>714087649
>protecting their own and such
Did you somehow miss the entire point the game was trying to make with Alex? With the NUSA throwing her away the moment she became useless to them?
NUSA is a corpo, anon. Loyalty doesn't exist within corpos. The moment they've extracted all they can from you is the moment you'll be discarded.

>>714086530
Kek and this. I still took the deal though.

AYO V
I BOUTTA BUST A CAP IN THIS FRENCH BITCH ASS
NOMSAYIN NIGGA?!

>>714085739
imagine being this gay

>>714085883
should've had an option to fuck her but the polish faggots pussied out to add more gay sex scenes

>>714091359
You can also dance with the fuggly sheboon.

>>714085606
nah i'd be doing it to her

>>714083917 (OP)
I want to KISS and MARRY a beautiful french princess so fucking bad bros...