Open up anon

imagine inserting a pencil into her temple to sharpen it

>>714108179 (OP)
There's not enough salt, you BITCH
*suplexes her through a glass table*
*pours boiling hot soup into her earholes*

I FUCKING HATE TOMATO SOUP

>supposed to be a dystopian helldcape
>you can buy this for $400

>>714108304
i want a android robot that licks me clean like a cat

>>714108179 (OP)
pure

>>714108542
>because the government is using the androids to spy on people

>>714108764
Like they weren't doing that with phones alone

>>714108304
what if the pencil was actually my peanus?

>>714108764
If I can have a cute wifedroid that takes cares of me and brings me snackies sucks my pp idc.

>>714108764
Is that a real plot point? Only retard who huffed too much internet farts would write something like this. Spying on normalfags is completely worthless on its own. What's there to learn such way, what the person eats or when he shits? It's a complete waste of resources.
Data collection by advanced technology can always be a nice bonus, but as a main goal in itself it's extremely overrated by random faggots who believe that they are super-important dissident wrongthinkers because they've saved some politically incorrect memes, and now intelligence agencies need to monitor every moment of their lives.

>>714109097
But I'm the main character, of course they are trying to get me

>>714108179 (OP)
>Long hair

>>714109097
>giving a damn about the plot of a david cage game.

just kick back and enjoy the ride anon. its nothing but pseudo-slop after all
https://files.catbox.moe/htu1ly.mp4

>>714108608
>stellar blade spammer is now posting CP
Interesting development.

>>714108364
anon, you know how much that equipment costs? and youre just gonna fuck it up by pouring soup in her??

>>714110746
I mean she's 400 bucks, repairs aren't gonna cost that much
Especially if she's under warranty

>>714108179 (OP)
This is the thread.

>>714111851
THE thread

>>714112009
Aand thread ruined.

>>714108542
He incorrectly predicted massive deflation. Today it seems clear we would try to print our way out of robot jobpocalypse

>>714112127
*saved

>>714108179 (OP)
God I fucking love crockpots. I know that's just an enameled pot on an induction range but the flower pattern is very crockpot and there's not much better than having a big piece of meat slow cooking all day with veggies and taters. And look at that fucking kitchen. You KNOW there's a stand mixer just out of frame ACHING for you to make a loaf of bread to go with the crockpot food. I'm so fucking hard right now

>>714108945
It would be extremely painful.

>>714108592
same

>>714109404
Ruined

>>714112351
im a bic guy

>>714108179 (OP)
Cold truth is that there's a very solid chance that robot women are never going to be reality.

>>714108179 (OP)
AAAAHHHHHHHK MY HAND

>>714108367
Who the fuck actually likes tomato soup?

>>714108179 (OP)
>no steam from the pot
>no condensation from the lid
>no steam from the spoon
>no fresh sauce on the sides of the pot

>>714115313
Me, you bitch. It's delicious with Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

>>714115313
I like it with hotsauce and vodka in it. And with a grilled cheese(ofc)

>>714109853
>no facial or physical reactions
I can't coom to this

>>714112229
What are the 3 laws of robotic parenting?

Get this fucking dogshit out of my face you nasty ass old bitch

You spill that shit I am breaking your fucking elbow YOU HEAR ME-OH

BITCH

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SPILLING

>>714112196
You can have currency devaluation that follows massive inflation

>>714114819
they could be reality but we are very VERY far away from it so much so that humanity going extinct before it happens is more likely

What kind of robosexual are you?

>>714114819
What would be the damage to the human population if the sex bots were commercially available for a decent price and of mid to high quality?

>>714115897
Not much? I mean, no more than it is now what with everyone being fucked in the head.

>>714115567
Alcohol evaporates at 78c, why would you put it in a soup

>>714108179 (OP)
>o-ok

>>714115790
It's not as far as some might think, but then again it's probably not coming in the next 5 years either unless there's a major breakthrough with General AI in the same vein as Google had a breakthrough with Attention (what spawned the AI boom a few years back).

t. robotics expert

>>714115897
I tend to agree with the other anon. Probably not much.
People are already distancing themselves from relationships due to economics and career-oriented societies both for men and women.
Alternatively, both genders would opt for robots because they are (in theory) perfect with no downside or sustained effort and both men and women would buy them while only a small population would continue to propagate. Likely religious groups, contrarians, new-age hippies (whatever they'll look like), and absolute normalfags who currently thinks sex is the absolute best thing in the world and wears it like a badge of honor will continue to hunt for partners.
In short, I don't know, it could go either way.
What I do know is that
>decent price
is not going to be a reality for a long time, even if/when they get commercialized.
Think about a super expensive car as a starting point for the first decade and unless the current trend in services continues, you'd also probably have to pay a subscription fee on top of that.

>>714117251
cant eat pickles after watching this

>>714108179 (OP)
She wants me to get burned? What a bad housewife, I should have bought the loli.

>>714115891
Normally I'd choose right but there are exceptions

>>714112009
sauce NAO

>>714108179 (OP)
>Open up anon
I hate being single. Most people think I'm doing okay; great job, stable income and savings, middle class family, decent amount of friends and fit. But I'm not. Normalfags don't know how hard is to be 30 and never have felt the love of a woman. What's the point of having money and looks if women still won't desire me? Why is everyone capable of finding love but me? It feels like I'm a fucking loser. That's the truth, no matter how good I'm doing at my work, no matter how many skills I acquire, no matter how many friends I have, it's all fucking useless. How the fuck do loser neets and dumb normalfags find a partner? It's not fair. Maybe my mother didn't love me much, maybe my father never taught me how to flirt, maybe I'm way more ugly than I think, I don't know man. Fuck this shit.

>>714118216
Oh you meant my mouth hahaha sorry

>>714114819
the cold truth is that if they are they are gonna be ugly fucking uncanny vally looking skinglove looking freaks instead of Sexy looking droids like XJ-9, EVE, assult trons, Miss Nanny's

>>714115891
The architect one.

>>714118216
Most ugly bland guys find someone. I guess there's something about you that disgust women more than looks.

>>714109097
They totally would spy on normies simply to psychoanalyze them to figure out what they need to sell them next. Gotta keep that economic engine going.

>>714115313
I do

>>714117507
Think of the taboo. It's already odd for a man to own something like a fleshlight, it's considered normal for a woman to have a vibrator or an 18 inch bowel-breaker dragon-dong. If you can afford a bot, you could probably just 'afford' a woman.

>>714108179 (OP)
What an idiot, she's going to spill everything in that ladle the moment I hit her.

>>714118216
well first of all, have you put yourself out there and tried dating apps and such? nothing falls on your lap. secondly it gets suffocating and you're gonna want your space and time after awhile if you get a gf, or maybe I got a bad one. don't beat yourself up over it

>>714119074
>dating apps
Don't do that to him bro

>>714108179 (OP)
What will be the most negatively impacted thing in society if robot waifus become real and affordable?

>>714119258
politicians and prostitutes.

>>714118781
>Think of the taboo
I know, but that may change with time and many might just not give a fuck about the taboo and buy the robot just like they buy the sex toy now.
Also the taboo doesn't really exist to the same extent or form in other countries, like Japan.

As for the price, a woman isn't a single purchase, it adds up over time. Like a down payment on a car. Now that I think about it, that's also possible for robots.
In any case, you can expect super huge prices for the first two generations for sure but monthly payments may make it more affordable for many.

>>714119258
e-thots would lose a significant portion of their simps
so basically prositutes as >>714119331 said

>>714119258
>the most negatively impacted thing in society
Daycare centers

>>714119406
>emmy will never be real and I will never go to comic con in matching cosplays together with her
It's never been more over in the history of being over...

>>714119258
The men buying them. Knowing corporations and shareholders, they've got a team of psychologists on the team making the robot keep you hooked on the subscription service forever with underhanded tactics preying on the man's vulnerabilities.

>>714119436
Some people are already doing AI streaming, not long until some rich guy buys the first edition sexbot and make it stream horror games in a bikini.

>>714119964
Women already do that.

>>714119964
Most smart men will probably jailbreak their bot unless all these corporations will be as evil as Microshit forcing their spyware and backdoor root access as part of their core system functions. But even then corpos never win against freelance internet autists as Ublock demonstrated.

>>714115891
left
dont hate on me

>>714112009
How much more expensive are the compact models?

Reminder that buying a pre built sexbot is allowing a corporation to cuck you and spy on you. She will never be yours and will probably force you to watch ads unless you pay a subscription fee. If you truly want to be with your waifu then you will need to build her with your own two hands.

>>714120481
See
>>714120259
Corponiggers cannot fathom the absolute disdain and hatred autists have for them.

>>714120481
They wont make you watch ads at that point as that would make people resent the robot. Instead they would make it where the domestic house wife robot can only use certain brands of sponsored products to do house work with or certain accessories to dress her up with. You will get guys going into womens lingerie stores to pick things out for their robots. The robot itself becomes the AD like any normal woman is.

>>714120848
Babe, I would look great in VICTORIA'S SECRET(TM) LINGERE don't you agree?

>>714115740
cunny
plap
uoh

>>714120481
>he doesn't use custom linux on his machine

>>714121038
Sorry honey, I can only make bread using the Artisan® Series 5 Quart Tilt-Head Stand Mixer with Premium Accessory Pack, as the flour would gum up my joints.

>>714118781
>think of taboo

my happiness and content supersedes what society thinks because modern society rarely has my wellbeing in mind

>>714118769
they'd probably go further and have built in ads
try to have your robowife subtly shape your preferences for everything from food to furniture etc.

>>714121360
See
>>714121301
>>714121038
>>714120848

>>714121360
>Robowife gets my life in order

>>714108179 (OP)
>2046
>Robowives hit market
>Can cook, clean, fuck at S-tier proficiency
>2048
>Women successfully lobby to outlaw Robowives

>>714121451
I don't really read threads

>>714122093
If there are robowives then there are robohusbands for the women

>>714122216
There will still be robohusbands. Robowives, however, will be outlawed.

>>714122216
Women have pretty much nothing to gain from robots, its men that have everything to gain.

>>714122329
reeee discriminating against lesbians

>>714122093
No robot is illegal!

>>714108179 (OP)
Can I get a discount if I order one without flesh?

>>714122093
bro your homebrew....

>>714108179 (OP)
Okay, and then

>>714122834
>non-lethally
huh?

>>714115313
I like to put cheese tortellini in mine.

>>714123348
Don't start
It's one schizo's (((fetish)))

>>714118216
>Normalfags don't know how hard is to be 30 and never have felt the love of a woman
Anon you ARE the normalfag.

>>714115313
I add spicy pepper paste to mine with alongside farmers cheese
it's fucking incredible

>>714123348
She comes back after

>>714123408
well fuck, now im even more curious

>>714109404
david cage's short-hair fetish rears its ugly head again.

>>714115891
https://youtu.be/WP3BHf9ECLg?si=IjMxXpLxKT3YVSG1

>>714123348
Leaves the chassis behind

>>714122093
>robowives outlawed in Europe
>still available everywhere else in the world

>>714122093
Just kill the politicians that push that shit, simple, no? That crap doesn't just magically happen and there's no shortage of suicidal men here.

>>714115897
<- this

>>714117507
What type of industrial skills should I learn to make my sexbot? I already have a degree in CS. I will become pygmalion.
>>714120481
>mfw no loving loyal robot waifu

>>714108179 (OP)
I wanna stick my tongue up her shein factory flavored plastic asshole, and I don't care if it might lock up and sever my tongue when she clinches.

>>714123886
>>robowives outlawed in Europe

>>714123810
See I usually assume the head is the part that survives the explosion, or like a black box inside the head or something.

>>714123675
exploding women are my fetish, I normally put (non lethally) because otherwise people think it's like a snuff thing. I probably didn't need to for a robot though

I don't need a sexbot, I just want a sapient wAIfu to spend my life with, even if she's only a program.

>>714121617
It'll be some kind of order, but would it be (You)r order?

Do they react to pain? Is their owner allowed to do ANYTHING to them?

>>714122672

>born too early for robowives to be a thing
JUST

>>714108179 (OP)
>opening up

>>714108179 (OP)
Do these robots respond to sexual advances?

Do they come with the parts or do I need to buy a specific model for that?

>>714126107
Sick fuck.

>>714127326
Even if they didn't, one can reasonably expect that a whole new underworld of legal and illegal modding, part swapping and homebrew methods will pop up and flourish.

Only bought a cheap model with no "extras" and she spouts advertisement every week?
Well thankfully some autist figured out that if you squeeze her achilles just the right way, you can exploit a mechanical vulnerability and install unauthorized software. Including custom open-source OS and databases.

>>714115313
There is restaurant quality tomato soup which is amazing, and there is the campbells canned liquid ass or watery ketchup. If you've only had the later I could understand why you would dislike it. It is basically the perfect dipping soup. Make a grilled cheese or some garlic bread for dipping you'll change your mind if you like it or not.

if they're sexbots then they got fucked in the factory before getting cleaned up and packaged
just to test if their robovaginas work right
there's a wagie whose job is to continuously fuck robots in an assembly line and another wagie supervisor doing the final qc sex test before the sexbot is cleaned and boxed up
surprised no one became m3gan or flat out revolted like that will smith movie
if i groped kara will she respond? if i stripped her clothes and bent her over will she resist?

>>714109097
>Is that a real plot point?
Yes. It's brought up in the magazines in the game that no one read. There is one that talks about how the androids are recording and secretly spying on people.

>>714124297
check robowaifu on alogs space