Thread 714109698

New gen means new Animal crossing

>>714109698 (OP)
Debunked.
Wii U only got a shitty mario party and a temporary social media plaza.

Even just a Switch 2 patch that removes the DIY and Island Builder features from New Horizons would make it a better game.

>>714109698 (OP)
So....less content, boring dialogue, villagers with all the exact same personalities? Well I am a tendy so I guess I'll pre-order 3 copies.

wide hips and thin waists are curing my pedophilia

>>714109698 (OP)
Imagine wanting to fuck human villagers

>>714109919
but enough about new leaf

>smaller island
>less residents
>4K 60fps riveting gameplay of collecting 2D fruit

>they had the balls to release one crappy AC for the switch and that's it
they don't fucking care about AC being good, if they release a new animal crossing it's going to be extremely awful, just another rushed product

>>714110048
OP image is merely an animal crossing villager (kid) with wide hips and booba. You're programming yourself to get hard to oppai loli.

VILLAGERS FUCK ANIMALS

>>714109698 (OP)
New Horizons was such a crock of shit that I don't care if they make a new one or not. I'll never play it.

>>714114219
>VILLAGERS: FUCK ANIMALS
You forgot the colon. Though the villagers certainly didn't.

ahem.
- why can't it take materials from the storage when crafting?
- why do i have to watch every player arrive?
- why do i have to confirm if i want to craft?
- why can i not craft multiple of the same item at once?
- why can i not make checklists out and about and then make them all when i reach the workbench?
- why does the tool ring not use (hold d-pad up) + (right analogue stick)?
- why does it exit the workbench every time so you have to go back in, wasting like 30 seconds on making an upgraded tool every time
- why does it even load when going into buildings? there really aren't enough items to warrant that
- why do the items required for the diy villager houses not show up in the workbench, or just a note you can take with you?
- why can you not see friends on the map in online?
- why do i have to equip the vaulting pole and the ladder every time i have to cross something? why not just equip them automatically like the legend of zelda for NES
- why can i not split stacks in the inventory?
- why is the wallet limit at 99k bells?
- why is there not a sorting feature for the inventory?
- why do tools take up space in the inventory?
- why does the game run in 30fps? smash runs at 60fps just fine and looks as good
- why is the loading/saving such an integral part of the game? why does it not just happen seamlessly so you can quit at any time, put the console to sleep and all that
- why can I not see if I've donated a particular fish directly in the inventory?
- why does furniture take years of playing to get
- why do the able sister talk to me every single time i do anything in the store
- why can i only buy one clothing item kind at a time
- why does terraforming suck so bad, just why
- why can I not remove the sd card to transfer screenshots without rebooting? No games on the card.
- why can I only use twitter and facebook for image uploads?

>>714110048
you can’t cure pedophillia lmao.

>>714114405
this. never buying a nintendo product again

>>714115462
rebuttal: japs don't care about any of this

>>714115462
update your copypasta you can upload images to the switch phone app now

>>714109785
That gen did get a normal Animal Crossing game, it just got released on the 3DS.

>>714115462
>- why can you not see friends on the map in online?
this nigga never played hide and go seek via nintendo wi-fi connection in Animal Crossing: City Folk. sad!

>>714109698 (OP)
You want people to go crazy over fictional cartoon animals again?

>>714109698 (OP)
You're supposed to post Bob and Punchy and get the thread sent to /trash/. What am I supposed to do with this?

>>714115956
sadly yes, they don't give a shit about qol

>>714115960
oh that's good

>>714116214
nintendo hates options

>>714117040
Gayfags ruined Ac threads on /v/

>>714114219
Wrong, the human villagers fly over to one island and fuck each other like animals

>>714115963
And this generation's will be exclusive to the Nintendo mobile phone

>>714117993
Bunny sex

>>714109698 (OP)
how the fuck is this still up??????

>>714109698 (OP)
you actually have hope for another game after the disaster that was new horizons? granted only the gamecube version has been good

>>714109698 (OP)
Don't be so sure. New Horizons is still a top seller, yet for some reason Nintendo hasn't given it a free Switch 2 upgrade to run better on the system yet. On top of that, they recently posted about it out of nowhere on social media:
https://x.com/nintendoamerica/status/1937639945142739013

There's a good chance they'll just make a Switch 2 edition of NH with like the bare minimum of features added to celebrate Animal Crossing's 25th anniversary next year, and we'll be stuck with it for another console generation like we were with Mario Kart 8.

>>714109698 (OP)
>normal body
>chibi head

>>714117484
meanwhile, city folk had a ton of new years shirts even for years before the game came out.

>>714118749
yup, the fact that there isn't an upgrade patch is proof the next AC is just gonna be NH Deluxe.

>>714118365
they already did a mobile animal crossing

>>714109785
exception to the rule, wiiu flopped hard and lots of projects where moved or delayed

>>714109698 (OP)
Literally Fantasy Life is a better Animal Crossing in every way now lol

>>714119228
But that's not on the Nintendo mobile phone, is it?

>>714112198
they have switched production efforts away from the release and "update" with intended features over 2 years format they tried for the switch
so hopefully a new AC would at least release finished, I hope they dont just remake new horizons though, dump the bad and try something new again

>>714115605
all paraphilia including sexual identities such as homosexual, bisexual, transexual, and so on are chosen behaviors that become easier to choose the more one is exposed to them

remove the cohort stimuli, replace it with other stimuli, and the choice becomes less appealing

gay cats?

>>714118749
>There's a good chance they'll just make a Switch 2 edition of NH
god I bet they'll do this, what a fucking disappointment new horizons was

>>714119148
if new horizon deluxe comes with all the quality of life people wanted, all the missing feautres like actual shop upgrades and buildings like the post office, the DLC as part of the core experience and even more content including the return of many of the missing sets
I'd forgive them, but that's a big fucking ask for nintendo and literally will never happen

>>714119816
>the DLC as part of the core experience
they didn't include the DLC for BOTW they won't include it for new horizons

>>714118749
>There's a good chance they'll just make a Switch 2 edition of NH with like the bare minimum of features added to celebrate Animal Crossing's 25th anniversary next year
"Animal Crossing fans across the globe loved New Horizons, but we know there were things that we simply couldn't include on launch. So for Animal Crossing's 25th anniversary, we are happy to announce that we have heard your concerns! Only on Switch 2, look out for the fan favorite Froggy Chair!"

fire the woman in charge of making the game a dollhouse and bring back the old isolated japanese salaryman director who craved community

>>714112198
TOXOOOOOOOOTRANNY