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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:48:18 PM No.714115336
Insomniac Games Spider-Man Game Covers
Insomniac Games Spider-Man Game Covers
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Why do people dislike these games so much?
Aren't they every Spider-Man fan's wet dream?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:49:06 PM No.714115401
I heard spider man fans liked them.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:50:34 PM No.714115507
Not enough exaggerated swagger
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:51:18 PM No.714115584
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Unbelievably stupid scene. What were they thinking? With random electronics she not only goes toe-to-toe with Miles, but also runs like the Flash (while carrying him), and jumps 500+ meters into the air like Superman. She would literally beat the shit out of someone like Green Goblin.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:53:20 PM No.714115752
>>714115336 (OP)
tony hawk 2 is my favorite spiderman game
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 11:59:42 PM No.714116263
>>714115752
Haha epic
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:00:48 AM No.714116340
First game's fine. There's no reason to ever play more of it though. I didn't even finish the DLC
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:03:28 AM No.714116532
>>714115336 (OP)
>movieslop
>worse than MCU tier writing
>more scripted cutscene bullshit than actual gameplay
>political messaging shoehorned into everything
>unlikeable characters
The only fun part is swinging around the city, and even that gets interrupted by random ass calls and requests from annoying ass characters with a nasally voices.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:11:53 AM No.714117230
Insomniac Games MJ 3
Insomniac Games MJ 3
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:12:55 AM No.714117320
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:14:59 AM No.714117505
>>714115584
Why didn't she just throw him? Or would that not be contrived enough?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:19:39 AM No.714117835
The first game is well liked but has issues. DLC is shit. It's Niggerman and 2 that people hate.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:20:36 AM No.714117914
>>714117320
I've always seen Holland as more side character than main character material
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:23:51 AM No.714118172
>>714115336 (OP)
Spiderman 1 is decent enough.
Miles Morales and Spiderman 2 are weird commiefornian propaganda pamphlets wearing the skin of Spiderman games.

Very similar problem to nuWolfenstein. The first remake (The New Order + The Old Blood) is a genuine attempt to reinvent Wolfenstein games, then the following entries (The New Colossus + Youngblood) are weird propaganda pamphlets that wear the skin of Wolfenstein.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:24:27 AM No.714118226
>>714117505
Sorry, she took off one of her super gloves (because uh...?) so she can't do it now. Gotta go down with the ship.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:34:48 AM No.714119064
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>Have spray painting mechanics
>Don't let players doodle shit
>Just produce slogans in a corporate memphis style
What if I wanted to draw Spider-Ham?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:43:37 AM No.714119801
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Spider-Man 2 - Homecoming_thumb.jpg
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>>714115336 (OP)
>Aren't they every Spider-Man fan's wet dream?
They're every faggot's dream.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:43:42 AM No.714119805
>>714116340
wanted to replay the first one on pc, because i never finished the dlc, but after playing the intro i realized why i didnt continue.
Combat is just too bland, and the maingame is fairly long. by the time i would have reached the dlc i would have been tired of it again guaranteed.
Swinging is still kino tho
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:48:43 AM No.714120220
is there a mod that removes shit like miles from the first game?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:54:40 AM No.714120671
>>714115584
>Spider-Man: What are you...
Wait why is Spiderman black?
Is that Mary Jane? Is she also black?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 12:55:50 AM No.714120760
there's nothing these games do that previous spiderman games didn't
other than the shoehorned SJW shit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:10:32 AM No.714121907
>>714120220
no
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:11:45 AM No.714121993
>>714119801
>guy's name is Vijay
>sounds like a common colloquialism for a vagina
>gay as fuck
I can't help but imagine this was a subtle way of striking back at the blatant fag-pandering. Makes me laugh every time.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:12:48 AM No.714122075
>>714115336 (OP)
Comic book super hero capeshit is for idiotic children
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:12:56 AM No.714122090
>>714117835
>/v/ hates cats now
What a fall from grace
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:16:44 AM No.714122331
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>>714115336 (OP)
>Spider-Man is good (Mary Jane is a bitch, but whatever)
>Miles Morales is nigger slop
>Spider-Man 2 is nigger and girl boss slop
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:18:20 AM No.714122438
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>>714115336 (OP)
IM ALIIIIIIIIVE
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:19:22 AM No.714122517
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>>714115752
>hawk 2
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:20:58 AM No.714122627
>>714115336 (OP)
Worse than every prior Spider-man game
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:21:51 AM No.714122686
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>>714115336 (OP)
There are many reasons why this shit is unplayable. Only the first game is ok.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:23:59 AM No.714122860
>>714122686
You can't tell that she's fooling Miles? She even mockingly/sarcastically says that he's just as dumb as Peter when she says: "wow you really are Spider-Man" when Miles says that he'll help her to get to her "girlfriend" in Paris.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:24:12 AM No.714122879
>>714115336 (OP)
They have a heavy focus on modern Spider-Man storylines while also doing some of their own things.
Modern Spider-Man sucks ass and so does everything Insomniac comes up with
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:25:44 AM No.714123005
Swinging's fun, combat is simple but flows well, New York City is a lot of fun and great to explore, and you can dress up in a bunch of Spider-Man suits. The sequel fucked up because they spent like five years redoing New York City with all new textures and shit that literally nobody gave a fuck about when a lighting pass could've accomplished the same thing. And then you look at the character models (Sandman looks like he got ripped out of a PS3 game) and you wonder what the fuck all that time was for. It was especially funny when TOTK came out with almost no new assets for Hyrule but it was the best-reviewed game of the year.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:10 AM No.714123118
They went too hard on the faggotry
completely takes me out of the experience and all i can see is the diversity consultants giving me a life lesson
kinda bearable in the first game, the second one tho i cannot
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:27:10 AM No.714123121
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:19 AM No.714123282
>>714115336 (OP)
we wanted ben reilly, not miles
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:29:49 AM No.714123321
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>>714115336 (OP)
I don't like woke games
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:40:14 AM No.714124097
>>714115336 (OP)
Played the first one and liked it for the most part but got pretty burnt out by the end. I Just never got around to playing the others.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:43:09 AM No.714124325
>>714115336 (OP)
I read a lot of spider-man and I didnt like this game, not saying its bad but I didnt like it
its a glorified beat em up, and the puzzles are the stupidest shit
the story is pretty weak, its a lot like the amazing run from the 2010s which is terrible, not in terms of story beats but in terms of how the characters talk and are portrayed

to make a good superhero game is extremely hard and almost impossible, batman arkham is lightning in a bottle and it's overrated
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:45:28 AM No.714124479
>>714120671
NTA but no, the black Spider-Man is Miles Morales and the girl is The Tinkerer.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:46:35 AM No.714124548
>>714123282
I get that Venom is super popular so he was always going to be first, but a "Spider-Man 2" that is a bunch of seemingly disconnected adventures while subtly having a "Clone Saga" story underneath and fucking with the player on WHO they were playing as all this time would've been fucking great. You'd even have your "second Spider-Man".