Does anyone even care about the upcoming Splatfest?
Also have the new weapons been treating you?

>>714115868 (OP)
Oh I thought it was this weekend

I only care about big fat octo butts

>>714116148
I thought it was the weekend just passed and was glad to be wrong, haven't really played since the grand fest.
Also launch the game from the news post for these

>>714116656
This. So long there are Splatfest, Shiver's fat ass has my support.

>Starting a thread and not even trying to get it going

>>714119554
Dude I once spent an entire day trying to get a thread started and nothing came from it. Shit happens if it happens.

>>714115868 (OP)
>Also have the new weapons been treating you?
I love the new reeflux kit

>>714120060
I know the feeling but at least you tried.

Also the new Jet squelcher has been doing good for me

>>714115868 (OP)
I missed the last one by mistake so I'll try not to miss this one as well.

whos making the fish room soon

How important are the clothes skills in competitive play? I don’t want to minmax it since i heard it’s a hassle. I hope they get rid of it for the next one

I want to spend a week filling these squids nonstop

>>714122728
not me

I'll make on

>>714123623
One*

>>714122757
Really important

>>714123623
might join for a king

>>714115868 (OP)
Looking forward to trying the new tri-stringer, seems neat yeah I've been lazy and haven't played ranked in over a year
Pretty sure my aim will be too shit to actually get combo kills with the line marker though kek

>>714123928
Man…

>finally get urchin match
>teammate dcs instantly
bullshit

>>714123623
We dont want you to make one
We want him to make one

3/4 salmon room

hope you guys are ready for the 1/2/3star boss badges next season

>>714126757
stop.

>>714126757
NO

can fatass show his face already

Gg guys

>>714128275
ggs nice kill

>>714128275
>>714128304
ggss im pumped for the smokeyard rando rotation

Bump

Splat3 was the quickest I put down a game. What a downgrade for PvP.
Hundreds of hours in Splat2, but maybe 3 with Splat3.

>>714131324
AHHHHH HIPS

>>714115868 (OP)
Splatfests are shit. The new weapons are OP in the most clumsy ways imaginable because Nintendo wanted a new shooter-centric meta and has no concept of how game balance works. 190p specials on Splattershot and Pro LOLsure great idea.

making salmon room at the usual time

I wish you could toggle torn clothes like you can the longer shirts

>>714130173
>tfw 300 hours in 1, 650 in 2, and 865 in 3
The maps are shit but the game just plays better otherwise since it's been refined to a point and by some merciful god there's now multiple ranked queues. Many times in 2 where I'd turn on the game, see some awful as fuck rotation, and turn it back off

>>714132502
doesn't seem that bad on Pro, it's ink-hungry and doesn't paint super well. Have seen it in tournaments but it's far from a must-pick.
They've definitely had a big pro-shooter bias throughout splat3 though. Still the best balanced game regardless of that.

>>714122757
If you don't want to be bothered with abilities then just get some swim speed and ink resistance to start out with, since that's useful for almost everyone. The rest you can figure out later or look at other players' builds.
Beware of weapons like Splatlings that want a whole lot of a specific stat.

>>714130173
Sadly true kinda, I'm still playing from time to time but the maps and early weapon kits were ass

>>714132502
Nah the Pro NEEDED that, in a game where most of the maps are small and tight, the power to throw a regular splatbomb is very much needed and I'm happy they finally added it because now I can switch from the regular splattershot back to my favorite. Whoever created the ink marker when point sensor is still a thing needs to be removed from the dev team.

making salmon room at rotation

>>714115868 (OP)
alright fags help me out here.
Why is it when I plug my switch2 pro controller into my pc to charge it does the pc sound get filtered into the controller? the switch1 pro didnt do this.
I need this shit fixed.
As for splatfest Gotta vote land due to trains.
And the new kits are pretty damn great.

>>714124271
>>714122757
It's not even hard.
Just play salmon run and you'll be drowning in chunks to build whatever you want.
I don't even do 'metabuilds' and still pull great results. Just do what you think is interesting.

>>714126757
pain.

>>714132502
new splatans is pure sex. do seethe more.
the splatlings are pretty solid too as are the bows.
also add it on bitch.

LIVE SQUASGGOTS I COMMAND THY TO LIVE

>not till next weekend
So they announced damn near a month in advance, for reasons I do not understand. Or at least it feels like a premature thing, for a game that's technically done and just goes with the motions now. But no, I don't think anyone actually gives a shit. I'm simply looking forward to the nice summer colors, idol outfits, and vibes.

>too late
Brb, gonna go piss up into my face.

>>714128275
ggs as always, boys. let's pray next rotation isn't another godawful Ruins + Wahoo + mincemeat special. i don't think my sanity can take it.

I haven't renewed my NSO after it ended back in December

>>714144706
advice plox, cause this is annoying as fuck.

>>714145894
Yeah I knew you were going to be late ND its a good rotation

Oh yeah reefbro if you're still here GG's on those clam blitz matches we had days ago thanks to you I finally got to play clam on underpass

>>714146217
>its a good rotation
It has clash blaster and aerospray, are you fucking high?

>>714146630
no

>>714146552
ggs it was a lot of fun, clam blitz on underpass works surprisingly well

>>714146865
I disagree. But at least I got decent teammates in freelance for once.

I should not have opened my mouth.

GOLD!

>>714146912
Bro it instantly became one of my favorite clam blitz maps so fun

slap on the back for that gold

>>714146969
>>714147268
lol
lmao

>>714147325
>it instantly became one of my favorite clam blitz maps so fun
same, urchin underpass is just that great

>>714146912
>fenceblocks you
pshhh nothin personal squiddo
It's a very interesting idea and a few other maps could use it like sturgeon.

>>714147621
I'm so glad that they brought it back

>>714147378
>bounced back with god team and 2 gold
Never mind, everything is come up roses.

>>714147683
I also hope that they make the tricolor map for the upcoming splatfest I also want it for big run

>>714147856
would be interesting, I think a tricolor could work, not sure about a big run

>>714147856
>Underpass for big run
It's not gonna happen because the game's over, but damn if I don't want it.

>>714147736
Told you it was a good rotation

i feel so rusty

>>714148335
Fresh!

I'm going team sea because I like the color also because a frye fag I know is a girl and will definetely pick it

>>714136412
Bro it literally puts out 1800p with missiles. It is a fantastic painter now.

>>714140094
Splat bomb fine, but 190p missiles? It does missiles better than flingza.

>>714144997
new splat mini is insane, again one of the best painting weapons with 190p zooka have fun with that meta lol

ANOTHER GOLD!

>>714148696
>squigger is losing his mind
>and here oi am constantly pulling 1.6-2k on splatana no matter the build
Sure.
Like.
Whatever man.
Go boil yourself with all that anger. We'll enjoy those Sqiuddi'Os rings.

>>714148148
It's working well enough but I feel it would crumble at higher EVP levels. But the crowd control aspect of those two weapons I don't usually like is helping quite a bit for the E-Liter to do the work. Playing well and non-shit teammates is also doing wonders. Which is funny I say that because I got 9 revives this last game and they seem unable to stop dying. But they're getting it done so I ain't complaining.

>>714148751
Damn, you guys too? I'm stopping for now but I got hella gold tonight. And my gold capsule was another x2, that's three in a row. Soon I'll be at 300 gold scales.

>>714149131
Fresh!

>>714149131
I'm also close to getting a gold banner

>got the fucking spending money badge before the title I want
I am equal parts amused, exasperated, befuddled, and salty.

>>714149464
No u

>>714149792
Which one you eyeing?

>>714149792
I finally bought mine after hitting like 450+ gold scales.
washolding off incase splat4 does fuckery account transfers, but with raiders might as well just indulge. I can build up the gold scaled by 4 again.

>>714144706
>does the pc sound get filtered into the controller?
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

forgot the big shot cannon deletes wavebreakers : (

>>714149858
Might get the golden egg banner don't really like the tribal looking one

>>714149931
I really doubt that they will transfer scales

cool 207 !

>>714150137
I was thinking that one, too. I like the idea of the tribal wall pictures but not too sure about the execution. Though it is technically more effort than the gold egg jpg pasted all over itself, but a shower of eggs is a really fun visual.

GG's guys but I'm done and with that I'm at 9900 big shot kills

>>714149941
I plug my switch2 pro controller into my pc via usb port.
the sound now does not come out of the pc speakers, but goes into the controller even though i have no headset/mic plugged into the controller.
It annoys me greatly.

>>714150276
I really fucking up they do.

GGs crew, nice kills.

>>714150975
>I really fucking up they do
Doubt it

>>714149931
There is absolutely no fucking way they'll let you transfer progress from 3 to 4. The most you get is some bonuses and your agents' looks from your previous games.

>>714150941
>9900 big shot kills
Jesus christ.

>>714150839
I never liked tribal stuff so it was always going to be the last gold banner I get

>>714151071
>9900 big shot kills
>Jesus christ
Honestly I got that amount so fast because of pretty much everyone in pool helping me out seriously guys thank you

>>714151071
>>714151019
I don't want to fucking buy all my gear upgrades again man.
It's such a fucking pain in the cock.
Just give me all my gear reset to no abilities and will new roll seeds.
Same for weapon badges.
Some of this shit has to carry over if they are gonna keep it going.

ggs gang i just realized my motion controls werent set to 5

>>714151076
>>714151248
Honestly, the more I look at the tribal one, the more I'm liking it. I just think it's a cool motif, but probably will still pick the egg banner simply because it's that good. And hey, you guys are likely the reason I even hit 999 on all the maps so it's the least one can do.

>>714151264
None of us want to do it, but all the fucking japs want to do it. Their need for grinding seems to be ingrained into their very cellular structure. The strands of DNA that make up their bodies yearn for pointless busywork.

>>714151471
Everyone in pool has helped each other achieve badges and other stuff which is why I don't hate you faggots

>>714151471
There's no way the Japanese actually want to regrind weapons from fresh0 to 10.
Surely.
That's just beyond pointless and sissyphian. giving every weapon 10* for like 5? 10? mil should be more than enough.
I'd be fine with more grind if the grind was also more user friendly.
>weapons now get fresh ranting increased based on turf inked in Salmon Run divided in half. can also pick which skin/alt you want to use in SR for each weapon.
>money earned back to Splat1 tier + improved. (turf war granted money equal to turf painted and bonuses up to 1k + standard 1k win bonus. ranked is turf painted divided by half + 50p per splat + standard points towards objective)
>kill gacha down to 10k per extra roll, buff rerolled emote to 10k, banners to 8k
if the japs hate this they can rot in Squell frankly.

>>714151579
you squaggots need to join my room more. you pussies.

>>714151579
Playing with /v/ is just fun, I wouldn't have stayed in the pool if it wasn't.

>>714151774
Dude, just look at all their preferred game genres and what sells over there. JRPG as a term exists for a reason. They're the originators of gacha hell. They live and breathe this shit. It's why they added a goddamn 10 star badge for weapons in the previous update, because the game didn't have ENOUGH grinding.

>>714151579
yeah totally!
>ricey use to go after big shots when i needed them and he didnt cuze he thought it was funny

>people actually spend thousands of hours getting 4 star on every weapon for literally nothing
Why

>>714151930
>you squaggots need to join my room more. you pussies.
hey fuck you you don't join mine when I make one but seriously once I'm done with this big shot bullshit I'll be playing more pvp I need to four star at least six weapons so joining your rooms will help me a lot

>>714152024
>Playing with /v/ is just fun, I wouldn't have stayed in the pool if it wasn't.
yes it's fun

>>714152140
he was doing that to me so I just blocked him for a while lol fuck him

>>714152169
sheldon badge is based.
squaggot.

>>714152173
1. i have joined your rooms. we raped on turf.
2. your bitch ass is hiding on turf on ranked. i need the saltttttttttttttttttttttt in my veins.

>>714152140
we hate ricey here.

>>714152169
As someone who spends most of their time killing salmon, 4 star honestly isn't all that much. But doing it for everyone weapon screams of an inclination to tick off all the boxes for no reason besides the sake of it.

>>714152140
>>714152312
His sheer lunacy and dedication to playing the game has me too bamboozled to ever hate him. Though he may have pissed me off once or twice in the past, I don't remember.

>>714152312
I like playing both it's just that turf is easier and faster to get weapon points

>>714152140
He stayed with me for hours and helped get me my first gold stage badge.

>>714152248
for some reason i kinda had fun fighting for big shots vs him.. like times a big shot spawns and we both just stand there doing nothing cuze hes waiting for me to make the first move or a killer wail from him across the map gets the last hit on one, it was painful and funny

>>714115868 (OP)
winter blaster, viper mini, L3 and stamper are the only ones that stuck out for me and that I can see playing again

>>714152708
That's how I was when every one was going after my fly fish kills and honestly I'm glad you guys did because it forced me to kill them faster and more efficiently before I would mostly ignore them because I knew one of you will take them out but you guys forced me to be better

>>714132502
How does someone being LGBTQ affect you?

>>714152169
4* isn't particularly unreasonable, and it can be fun to try out different weapons for an extended period of time.

>>714150941
I think anon's had it to easy, let's all steal his big shot kills as a team, whos with me?

>>714152915
>I would mostly ignore them because I knew one of you will take them out
Never crossed my mind unless I saw one person actively going towards a boss. It is on sight with those bastards.

>>714120060
Do it in more US-friendly hours. We yuropeans are Steam bros, not nintendo bros

>>714115868 (OP)
Big Man planned 9/11

>>714122757
Here's what you do anon, I'll make it simple for you.

Starting with main abilities:

For your shoes, you want an ability called stealth jump. This will just make your super jumps much safer, this is good in every mode. Practically everyone runs that on their shoes, as its only on the shoes. Who knows why.

Now the rest depends on the weapon and playstyle. I'll give you a couple of simple options.

Do you die a lot? Do you have a short range weapon? Do you want to get back in the battle faster? On your headgear get something with the Comeback ability, and on your shirt get quick respawn. These two jive well together and are commonly used at higher levels, but will work well for lower levels especially in a mode like turf war.

If you have a longer range weapon and more defensive play style, you can try stacking special charge and ink saver main. This will allow you to shoot your weapon more and get your special quicker. All purpose works well for most weapons. Some are really ink hungry, so it depends.

Other good ability is swim speed. If you like using splatlings, stack as much run speed as you can. Lastly if you need ideas, you can check https://sendou.ink/builds to see the popular builds for each weapon.

Don't worry about trying to grind out chunks. Just focus on main abilities for now, but there are a few abilities that are good to run one sub of, and that's quick super jump, ink resistance, special saver, and sub resistance up.

>>714153413
don't

>>714153418
>It is on sight with those bastards
that's how I am now with steel eels FUCK STEEL EELS

I wonder what their involvement with Splat4 will be?

Okay but do you really NEED those bigshot kills?

>>714153639
Dead, hopefully, we're in a Deep Cut world now, grandma

>>714153607
You're not wrong and they can easily turn the tide of a fight. But I still consider flyfish the priority.

>>714153695
Observe this image.

>>714153668
yes

>>714153695
Can't believe they're getting their own game, they deserve it. Not to be a downer but I seriously thought deep cut would wind up as dead cucks.

>>714153842
Name?

>>714153842
idk man i think im kinda hungry.. them big shots look a lil tasty..

>>714153894
brunhilde

>>714152169

>>714153981
Enjoy never getting another big shot again, squidiot!

>>714153967
don't

did you know laphi is short for raphael

>>714152140
talk about a crab tank bucket...

>>714153845
Same, I'm a Callie and pastchad, but I always loved Deep cut so I'm gladwe're not just killing them with the PAST win

>>714153695
You lost

>>714154234
I just hope OtH doesn't come back, I'm sick of them and they've gotten more than their share of spotlight.

>>714153845
>>714154234
They got pretty shafted in their splat3 debut so it's cool that they're getting a proper chance.

>>714154659
>70% of the popularity vote in Grand Festival
They're not going anywhere, I'm sorry.

>>714154839
>more popular than Squid Sisters
Alright, fuck me then.

>>714153281
the
>we just want to be left alone, why do you care what we do in our bedrooms
era ended long ago faggot. were in the
>you MUST care about what I do in the bedroom or you are a BIGOT and we WILL come for you!
era. You deserve the -phobia and you deserve to be ostracised for forcing the world to coddle your mental illnesses and for coming for the kids. While hypocritically disallowing opposing views.

also its just fucking funny watching your sort sperg out and then kill themselves over some text because of how fragile and weak minded your sort are.

>>714154606

>>714144706
>go to sounds
>change back to speakers / headset
retard
>"but it keeps doing it"
sigh... fucking zoomers
>go to sound settings
>set speakers at default
>extra settings
>find setting that changes sound output automatically, change it accordingly.

The Pro2 counts as a sound output device, and you have it set to auto swap to it.

>>714155140
Meanwhile, Callie and Marie have been front and centre for THREE mainline games.

>>714122916
post the real version.

>>714154931
If it's any consolation, remember that Squid Sisters beat the ever-loving shit out of them in every single battle category.

>>714148696
>Bro it literally puts out 1800p with missiles
Sure but the missile paint doesn't contribute to special charge

>>714155371
The disparity between popularity and battle scores never gets old.

>>714155371
BEST GIRLS

looking forward to these two in 1440p

>>714155316
FIRST spinoff game for Splatoon ever and Deep Cut are frontlining it. This is HUGE, shit hagsters are old news

Canonically accurate Callie, seeing as she apparently wears contacts.

>>714155498
>>714155562
There was never any doubt they'd win, all the true Splatoon veterans know their roots. Literally the best time I've ever had in a splatfest.

>>714155563
Still love these outfits, though I kind of wish the concept art is what we got.

>>714155326
I wasn't going to splacoom tonight, but...

Squid Sisters AND Deep Cut are great... OTH sucks though and so do Team Present.

>>714155627
>seeing as she apparently wears contacts
really?

>>714156006
According to the Spanish version. It's a bit of dialogue for Moray Towers back in Splat1

>>714155031
NTA but this is only true if you browse 4chan all day and get hyper-exposed to lgbt-oriented ragebait that retarded shitposter anons go out of their way to hunt down. I see way more tranny shit on /v/ in a week than I see in the real world over an entire year.

>>714157434
You're right for the most part, /v/ faggots genuinely want to be angry. But the alphabet soup brigade literally never shuts the fuck up in splatoon, they think it's "their" game for some reason. They're so insufferable other people in the plaza tell them to shut the fuck up, and their general response is always some bullshit to avoid any semblance of responsibility. You'd think getting BTFO at literally every single opportunity would have maybe humbled them a bit, culminating in their favored team for Grand Festival getting soundly destroyed. But these creatures, for lack of a better term, are incapable of any sort of self-reflection.

So, while I do think people here need to shut the fuck about it, in this specific instance it's entirely warranted.

>>714157998
Remember way back when they tried to "claim" Shiver?

>>714158083
You mean when she was referred to as They during the test fire and then Nintendo had to clarify that wasn't supposed to happen? Because I'm.100% certain that was some faggot at Treehouse that did that and got sacked.

>>714158083
Yes, yes I do. And they got so fucking mad at Shiver just being a regular female that in their eternal wisdom, they flocked to Frye and kept trying to "beat" Shiver in splatfests. With the obvious result that they're so fucking shit at they game that choosing Frye became synonymous with losing, as most rational people either defaulted to best girl Shiver or would pick a Big Man team if they actually cared about the theme.

>>714158186
Not even that, the trailer didn't refer to her by pronouns at all and they took this as a deliberate attempt to make her gender ambiguous.

>>714115868 (OP)
>Also have the new weapons been treating you?
As a Heavy Splatling main I hate how many Jet Squelchers I have to fight now.

>>714122757
>since i heard it’s a hassle.
It really isn't as long as you aren't constantly switching builds. Creating one good build for your each of your mains is good enough and fairly easy to do.

>>714158514
Good

>>714158186
>>714158334
>the article where it gets walked back
>attempt to soften the blow by saying Shiver "identifies" as female
She doesn't identify, you genital-mangling goblins, she is female. She is an octopus woman with an octopus vagina. That they could not accept such a simple fact and went on a years-long crusade against for it is sheer madness.

>>714158678
Read >>714158186 again first before you call me a tranny you autistic shit bird.

>>714157434
>I see way more tranny shit on /v/ in a week than I see in the real world over an entire year.
maybe, unless you live in a libcity. Then its literally everywhere, all the time.
First it was pride parade, then it was pride awareness, then it was pride month, where EVERY company needed rainbows, a statement, and every single media needed forced inclusion of gays and fags.
They scream into the air about being acknowledged and force you to do so. A whole fucking month of it. Every year more degenerate than the last.
LGB? fine
LGBT... eh, weird but if you keep it to yoursel-
LGBTkids+2SQIAMAPBB- okay just stop.

You also say this like social media as a whole became inundated with it. Say youre sick of 'pride' on reddit, twitter, or whatever else there is and see how long you last. While I dont use SM (outside of 4chan I guess), most people do

Just look at splatoon, the game in this thread. LGBTfolx wont stop spamming about who they fuck, day in, day out. unbanned. but if YOU say you want straight sex in a kids game, buh bye.

>>714158891
>he thought I was specifically talking to him
With a brain like yours, the lgbtq would welcome you with open arms.

So since Jet has burst bomb again does that mean it's finally off probation for S2 crimes? Shame that Dynamo wasn't as lucky

>>714158891
NTA but you clearly have issues reading, hes obviously not talking about you.
before assuming someone is retarded, make sure you are not being retarded yourself.

Do they not teach this in school anymore? to proof read before committing? basic comprehension skills? Grim.

what if instead of splatfest it was called plapfest and i got to have sex with shiver

>>714159593
School's been fucked in recent years, anon. It's a combination of many terrible factors. Social media has screwed up many kids' literacy, critical thinking skills, tempers, and other things. You can't teach someone who doesn't want to learn. Teacher shortages are a thing in many places because the job has become so thankless and terrible that people just leave. Having to spend your own money on classroom supplies because funding keeps getting slashed, just for shitty children to break them. Their shittier parents blame the teachers for their failing grades. Parents don't want to discipline, the schools are afraid to discipline because of lawsuits. Most kids want to be influencers when they grow up. They graduate high school with a third-grade level of reading comprehension. Things will eventually reach a breaking point.

>>714160084
And the worst part is, it's all working as intended.

>>714159371
>>714159593
>Anon said 'you genital-mangling goblins'
>B-but I wasn't referring to both of you despite replying to the both of you
And you fags have the gall to say I'm uneducated. Goddamn.

My wife

>Frye is getting her own game
keeek, anti-Frye fags absolutely btfo

>>714115868 (OP)
It will be my first splatfest since 6 years or so. Team Air will get their most dedicated fighter

>>714161356
Yeah you'll win because big man is on a winning streak

>>714159263
4chan was always lgbt friendly

>>714159403
>Shame that Dynamo wasn't as lucky
Dynamo deserves to suffer for the utter bullshit that was Splatoon 1 Dynamo.

>>714159836
This but with Callie

>>714161297
Why would Shiver have an Octarian tattoo? She grew up in Splatsville.

>>714152169
It's easy if you win a lot.

>>714161189
>doesnt understand tenses
yes, anon. You are retarded. Good you doubled down. Bad you didnt double down on school.
This was pretty fucking obvious that he wasnt talking to you
Guy 1: the sky is blue
guy 2: yes its blue, so weird people say its green
guy 3: (quoting 1+2) yes! you fucking green sky retards! its blue!
obviously guy 3 agrees with 1+2 and is speaking about the hypothetical green sky retards in 3rd person.

you realise you can speak indirectly, in 2nd or 3rd person, speak in satire, speak in hypotheticals etc, yes?

>>714161901
Except he directly used the plural 'goblins' while referencing both posts. What's happened here is retard-kun realised he fucked up but is doubling down on it instead of owning up to it. But hey, you wanna defend a retard then you do you.

>>714161189
>Anon said 'you genital-mangling goblins'
>entire conversation up to that point had been mocking the faggots in the game
>somehow thought this was being said to him instead of queers
You're either pretending to be retarded or a said, sad idiot.

>>714153639
Story mode while having to share the spotlight with the new idols. Afterwards Off the Hook gets a DLC focused entirely around themselves. Repeat for Splatoon 5.

>>714162324
it was pretty fucking clear he was speaking about other people, anon.
I dont know what to tell you, unironically read more books or something.

You, yourself, even admit it doesnt make sense for him to have said that in response to those people because they were agreeing with what hes saying... does that not tip you off that maybe you are reading it wrong, anon?
You literally admit it doesnt make sense here >>714158891

What youre NOT including because it proves youre a retard, is before he said "goblins" he had literally quoted articles posted about splatoon and shiver before, after he tagged the two posts.
See
>>714158678
>the article where it gets walked back
>attempt to soften the blow by saying Shiver "identifies" as female
THEN he says "She doesnt identify"
This proves he was referencing the above quote, linking to it with "identify"
Then he goes on, "you genital-mangling goblins, she is female"

its so fucking clear hes responding the the articles / people saying what the articles said, not you two, who never once said "shiver identifies as female"

You are deliberately cutting out this crucial context since it proves you were being retarded and he was clearly NOT referring to you. Which is kind of pathetic anon

>>714162324
>>714161189
anon, he literally specifically responds to the article referenced in the greentext
>article saying shiver identifies as female
>"she doesnt identify as female you goblins, she is female"
Very fucking clear it was not about you. Holy shit.

The lot of you are retarded.

Yes. Post more coom.

go to sleep g!!!

>>714163349
spats...

I dont feel safe in boats and even less in planes. I usually dont side with the memegirl but that will be a shiver vote for me.

>>714163685
SPAAAATS

>>714163883
>pantyline
I love this one.
anyway, more spats n underwear.

>>714163685
The sexiest piece of clothing known to man

>>714163883
>>714163963
Splat spat plaps

>>714163963
yes, yes they are.
Theyre hot nopan
Theyre hot with pan
Theyre hot with skirts
Theyre hot on squids
Theyre hot on octos
Theyre hot on ki

>not splatoon, but spats all the same

>>714164008
Why is octo butt the best butt

heres another sploon one I had saved
>>714164162
probably due to the fact that, when they added the octos, they were older.
Splat 1 squids were literal (hot) kids

We need more body types in the next game

>>714164245
>We need more body types in the next game
>return to S1s hyper-lolis
yes.... YES.
>everyone else can have goblin (pearl) or boobadults
good for them too.

How many people unironically gave the game a go because of the character designs?
I was not interested in "nintendos CoD" or some online paintball game with S1, but was sold with the dress up mechanics, then realised the gameplay was good after the fact

>>714164218
I don't really care about that, octos just have the best butts

>>714164532
maybe they do. but, then again...

>>714164326
Is there really a big difference between the designs of splatoon 1 and 2?

>>714164498
Fucking me. I'm not an FPS or a gun games guy at all, but I've always liked how squids looked like all the way when the franchise was new.
Then while I was watching over my nieces they let me play with them. Turns out it's fucking good.
Bought a second hand switch after that, and found out the lore is goofy fun (not to mention the actual named characters are fucking sex) and it just sucked me in more and more
I regret I didn't play it sooner, but then again the only other Nintendo thing I care about back then was Pokemon and never returned after the 3DS

>>714164791
There is a noticeable one, but 3 is even more so.
I had a picrel of the S1 and S2 squids with the damaged clothing from the story mode, but I cant find it
S1 were pre teens
S2 were teens
S3 are young adults, is how id put it. 3 Has small booba for example.

>>714164642
Squid butts are nice, but can't resist octos

>>714164840
This was literally me, only I was a day 1 S1 player since I had a wii U with [No games]

I dont know how the fuck they get away with it, but the games concept art is also sex, and, somewhere theres a dev comment on marinas armpits.

>>714165134
The devs, or A dev, is clearly a coomer and in on it. He knows.
He added a womb-tattoo adjacent to callie in S2. they added clothing damage. Theres shiver.
They definately have at least one on the team making it as sexy as legally possible.

>>714165232
octobutt...

Does anyone know any good tactics for Clam Blitz with randoms? I'm always far more aimless and lacking a plan in Clam Blitz compared to the other modes.

>>714165232
The Splatoon devs are based for that.

Kid's game btw

>>714165391
depends on your weapon, but being map aware will help a lot. Notice when and if theyre down or pushing and go with it - even if its retarded, may as well back them up, if theyre that bad you were losing anyway.
Hold the line, gather shells, if you get a double just go for it and spam this way.
toss shells to allies if theyre pushing and youre an anchor.

you can do it. even solo.

>>714165470
How did they do it?

>>714165375
>octobutt...
squid butt...

>>714165680
they added those "shorts" parts on the legs to mask the clear leotard-thong, so it doesnt count as bare ass.
Same way you can see a nude girl coming out of the ink when going from squid to kid because muh body paint gotcha.

>>714165707
good, but not octo butt

>>714165837
Hey! she worked hard on her form

>hot character design = racist
What is wrong with the Splatoon community. How did a franchise with so many horny designs attract so many weird puritans?

>>714165892
ah fuck it.
see you on friday bros.

>>714165892
no offense meant, squid butt is nice. but need octo butt

>>714165825
No, I meant how did they take the cutest and sexiest girl in splatoon and make her even better.

we need this animation in splatoon 4.
Panty line while stepping

Here is how she shouldve looked

>>714165943
Godspeed you magnificent bastard

>>714166216
o7
havent got me yet!

why the fuck do I have so much splacunny on my work computer.

>>714166153
I wish I still had rommi's art saved from that thread.

in for a penny in for a pound.
I LOVE SPATS GIRLS IN SPATS LITTLE SPAT GIRLS IN SPATS SNIFF AND LICK SPATS IMAGINE THE SMELL OF SPATS AFTER SCHOOL THIS IS WHY I LIKE SPLATOON SPAT GIRLS SMALL GIRLS

>>714115868 (OP)
They should make this the next one

now you're just trying to get the thread deleted

>>714165937
When they connect two data points, they become extremely uncomfortable, as they're about to become able to recognize patterns.

>>714165937
To be fair, they're right about most sexualized. I'd kill to have an outfit like this on either Callie, Marie, or Shiver.

>>714165937
they're right but not for the reasons they think.

>Objective: Survive

>>714165937
The good news is that the top comment ratioed the OP. Sploon reddit is still somewhat ok, it's splatoon twitter that's a completely lost cause.

Why are people just posting unspoiled porn on /v/ today? Do they have a death wish with the jannies or something?

They knew exactly what they were doing with Callie and Marie's Summerfest outfits

>>714168350
Do the squid sisters show up during summerfest?

>>714168707
If you have the DLC you can go the Plaza from Splat 1

>>714166153
>the bottoms of the 'shorts' turn into rings
if i take those off, will she die?

This has already devolved into a coom thread so fuck it.

TIL that you can throw a sprinkler onto the ramen decoration in the middle of Robo ROM-en. Good for inking the splat zone if people don't notice it.

Bloblobber my beloved...

Glad we get more shine for Deep Cut in Raiders

>>714115868 (OP)
I've never cared about Splatfests, ever since 1 they were just the way to force you to play the worst game mode, Turf War

>>714115868 (OP)
Splatoon 2 had the worst online tick rate of any game ive ever tried to play. Lag city... fuck that japanese slop franchise.

>>714168978
nyooo....

>>714177019
I hope we get more music I fucking live their songs, also more bullshit if they act more like bandits. I hope they don't just sit their ass on the boat and comment your progress and actually do something

question for the thread

has anyone here EVER taken an actual train?
not the subway but an actual cross-country train

>>714179428
I'm in Europe so yes all the time when I travel around my country (I mostly played Side Order in the train)

>>714179428
yeah, it's pretty cool
no squid kids ride them sadly

>>714174459
Is there any weapon stronger for new players than the no skill bucket?

>>714177154
Tricolor is fun though.

>>714180003
excuse you

>>714124271
anon use this
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>>714181596
I meant the ones I rode
mayby one day i'll get to see a cute squidkid on the train....

>>714179428
Not cross-country but I've taken the Septa tin cans to Philly yeah

Do you guys think the 10.0 update + raiders means we won't get a new game soon or a fourth game still be possible for late 26/2027? I always assumed they'd go for the big big run then anounce splat4, but withh all of this Idk

This weapon is literal garbage.

>>714183079
They better wait because I have to 10 star the regular roller right now, already got Krak-on at 10

>>714183079
Nah that shit's not coming any time soon
They'd probably make a new AC before a new Splatoon either way

>>714179428
>has anyone here EVER taken an actual train?
yes
>an actual cross-country train
no because it would cost thousands of dollars and take literal days here
still picking land

>>714183079
I don't expect it until 2027 at the very earliest now

I want to molest a squid on a busy train line.
Mayby even sniff her tentacles.

spatoon

>>714189242
putting my dick inbetween the skin and spat!

>>714175170
>>714177019
more frye
MORE

I want custom kits so I can have splash wall .52 with different specials.

>>714181770
This is annoying when it asks you to reroll a gear like 5 times. I don't have many chunks left since I don't play much Salmon Run.

>>714194085
We will never get that because the game will become far too broken.

I just hope the other 30ish weapons to get their 3rd kits next season. I barely use the ones that got updates.

>>714148696
is there software to import images into posts?
surely that dude didnt paint that font pixel by pixel?

Ass perfection.

>>714197980
>is there software to import images into posts?
there are tools

join... my rooms...

>>714183101
Good