How come one of the cutest video game character of all time is an "enemy"?

He works for an evil turtle

>>714118841 (OP)
i would suck a koopa troppa's cock NGL

>>714118841 (OP)
>"enemy"
Yoshi food, actually.

He's a friend.

Why are they keeping his bro from us?

>>714118841 (OP)
Nokonoko

>>714118841 (OP)
Dude what if Mario stomped on the koopa but it was like super realistic and he gets smashed and blood comes out and like bowser's other troops come and yell at Mario for being super sick and fucked up because like what if he has a family and his name was jerry and Mario just has to listen to them yell at him and they're crying over jerry the koopa and it's super awkward and meta like

Stomping koopers

>>714118915
Bowser's not evil he's just an asshole

>>714118841 (OP)
He isn't, he's just really committed to the path he's on, and sometimes accidentally bumps into people. Mario is the one who goes out of his way to attack them, so who's the REAL enemy?

Bed bugs look cute but they are evil, so you cant judge a character by it's cuteness

>>714118841 (OP)
Personally I prefer his skinless cousin

>>714120571
yoshi leftovers

>>714119356
It's crazy how Paratroopas, Super Troopas, Fire Bros, Ice Bros, Sumo Bros, and Boom Booms are all in the game but NOT playable. Like, they're already in the game, why not add them in?

>>714119356
>>714121419
I refuse to buy any new Mario Kart until they add my boy koopa paratroopa back to the game

>>714121419
What gets me about paratroopa specifically is the he's a fucking series vet from a game other than tour. DK characters I get to a degree. Paratroopa is a fucking Mario character.

>>714118841 (OP)
>How come one of the cutest video game character of all time is an "enemy"?

>>714119356
He's too powerful

>>714118841 (OP)
He's just doing his job

>>714122158
>You wouldn't fuck a plant

>>714122158
Well if we're talking plants...

>>714122158
>dem lips
bros....

>>714119346
fpbp

>>714122045
He’s a koopa with wings and that’s it, he’s kinda redundant

>>714123792
>redundant
I don't want to hear that when we have 4+ identical baby characters on any given roster

>>714123792
Luigi is green Mario and Daisy is orange Peach. Lakitu is a separate character. Hammer Bro is a separate character. There were 9 Yoshis.

>>714123792
MKW has costumes, Paratroopa (and Super Troopa) could easily be a costume for Koopa Troopa.

>>714122667
Incredibly fucking based taste
I wish there was more vore of this guy

>>714119441
whoa, I never thought of it like that. Thank you Dorkly

>>714118841 (OP)
That's not a picture of Waddle Dee

>>714124458
Crazy how world got rid of Black Yoshi

I love the gay Koopa gens anons make on msdg.

>>714127839
good fuck niggeroshi

>>714129281
That shy guy is literally me. I even look just like him

>>714118841 (OP)
Marketability

>>714129281
God I wish I were that koopa

>>714124530
>Paratroopa (and Super Troopa) could easily be a costume for Koopa Troopa.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no, faggot, those wings aren't a costume, retard. Those wings are a symbol of PRIDE. You can't just choose to become a paratroopa, you are born one.
Literally.
It's genetic.
Different species of koopa.

>>714118841 (OP)
>distinctive nose
>hoards golden coins until death
>actually, greatest danger is each other
Hmm...

>>714132809
Sounds like Wario

>>714132604
>You can't just choose to become a paratroopa, you are born one.
Unless you get jumped on then you lose that forever