Where would you live in Cyrodill?

>>714127853 (OP)
I'd like to be in Skingrad but no way in hell I'd be able to afford it

imperial city

>>714127853 (OP)
Chorrol

Leyawiin.
You know why.

>>714128323
*near the city of

>>714127853 (OP)
Sancre Tor (old lore)

>>714127853 (OP)
Anywhere near Anvil or Skingrad, somewhere close to the coast or the rivers

>>714128439
Lizard pussy?

>>714128439
>lizards on one side, cats on the other
based

>>714127853 (OP)
Kvatch

>>714127853 (OP)
Definitely in Anvil. A house with sea view is a must have.

White Stallion Lodge with my wife, Mazoga.

>>714128439
Seconded.

the uninstall button

>>714127853 (OP)
Leyawuin, depending on how hot it is.
Anvil, otherwise. Maybe Cheydinhal.

Always irritated me that the house you can buy in Leyawiin was a fucking shack despite the city having unique architecture.

Sutch, the gentleman choice ;)

>>714128439
It's Bravil but slightly nicer

>>714127853 (OP)
Anvil

>>714129356
I always thought it was hilarious that the house you buy in the Imperial City was literally a one room shack. Its perfect for a Thief character.

>>714128158
>>714127853 (OP)
>>714129748
why are you people like this

>>714127853 (OP)
Kvatch so I can pronounce it the silly way I remember the NPC pronouncing it and so I can get raped to death by a pack of imps

>>714127853 (OP)
Depends on how wealthy I am, because if I've got means than I'm living in Leyawiin, otherwise Anvil.

>>714130239
>For the last fucking time, me marrying a Khajiit woman does not make me the same as Brutus The Horse-Fucker
>Fuck you she is an Imperial Citizen just like the rest of us

>>714130207
Legit comfy.

>>714130207
>character

Yeah…

>>714127853 (OP)
https://imgur.com/a/cyrodiil-ByM6E

Chorrol for sure (see album for more cyrodiil)

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>>714130239
Banish me if you wish. You can't unfuck that horse pussy.

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>>714130239
What's with that last line?
>Fucking those cannibal bitches is nasty, I'd rather dick down the neighbor's plough horse
>By the way the next town over is full of weebs

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>>714130239
>the horse lovers bit has no source
So, UESP now joins the other fan wikis where a handful of alphabet people put their fetishes everywhere, huh?

>Where would you live in Cyrodill?
Hmm... Jauffre would be the one to know. He lives quietly as a monk, at Weynon Priory.

>>714131812
Nerds and autists are socially susceptible retards who do whatever their college professor told them was right.

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>>714131694
VGHHHHH.... EVROPA MV HOME

>>714131694
Bravil is a fucking shanty town akin to pre-industrialization frontier towns wtf is this

>>714131818
>monk
>master of a Warrior Order
>real estate agent
He's lived a busy life.

>>714131818
In these hills.

>>714131898
They asked for "but the nice part".

>>714127853 (OP)
Camped around Sheogorath’s shrine where I belong.

>>714131812
It's from a mod by Douglas Goodall, so it's as canon as any of the shit Kirkbride comes up with

>>714127853 (OP)
Anvil.

>>714132832
>as canon as any of the shit Kirkbride comes up with
So, not canon at all? Gotcha

>>714132832
My favorite Khajit are the kind that go full human under the right moon, so it's like you get one solid night of Fiona from Shrek hot, and then it's like
>do I mind getting bit a scratched for fur pussy

>>714132981
Correct

>>714131885
>luvs me stout
>luvs me squid
>luvs me emperor
>simple as

>>714132981
Warp in the west

>>714127853 (OP)
Cheydinhal has always been the best choice to this age-old question.

>>714127853 (OP)
Anywhere that I could settle down with a hot Altmer wife.

>>714130239
>horse fucking is bad but fucking snakes is based
The Tsaesci were a mistake

you'd have to be nuts to live anywhere close to the black marsh. So probably Anvil, or the imperial city.

>>714127853 (OP)
Cheydinhal

>>714133452
>horse fucking is bad
Yes.
>fucking snakes is based
Correct.

>>714133478
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>>714133436
Based

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>>714127853 (OP)
I wouldn't. Cyrodiil is literally the most boring province of them all. Imperials are the Jews of Tamriel.

>>714127853 (OP)
Anvil or Chorrol. I'm a Coloviachad

>>714133475
imperial city

>>714133783
Toddlivion ruined it.

>>714133810
Colovia

>>714133810
Anvil is infested with Redguards and their influence, even the architecture looks foreign
Chorrol is too close to the inbred lovecraftian people for my liking
Skingrad is literally the best city and the heart and soul of Colovia, wtf are you doing?

>>714133849
The Nibenese still live in river villages, in mountain enclaves, and in wealthy ghettos in the Imperial City.
They prefer the many colors of Merid-Nunda.

>>714133953
Skingrad home

>>714133783
Cyrodil has the most consistent source of locally produced food and temperate weather. Not a bad place to live a simple life. Don’t have to deal with the scorching hot deserts of Elsewyr and Hammerfell. Don’t have to deal with the constant political factional bullshit of Highrock or their outpouring of orc raids when Orsinium gets sacked yet again. Don’t have to deal with the inhospitable ash of Morrowind or the super aids turbo malaria of Black Marsh. Not as cold or dangerous as Skyrim. All you have to worry about is keeping the crops growing well and the market stocked.

As far away from Hammerfell as possible.

>>714134223
Near Chorrol

>>714133953
>Chorrol is too close to the inbred lovecraftian people for my liking
This

>>714134223
Being the heartland also comes with the danger of being invaded from any direction, quite literally
When not part of a continent-spanning empire, Cyrodiil is ripe for plunder from every other province outside of Highrock

>>714127853 (OP)
In my crypt in a dungeon

Anvil...
Home...
https://youtu.be/cBw3sGsENJI?si=BZMhp9HrglWC-19y

>>714134350
This is true sadly.

>>714134543
>>714134350
Only really the Nords and the Altmer ever invaded.
Other than "Molag Bal" (bullshit) and Mehrunes Dagon.

>>714127853 (OP)

anvil or maybe leyawiin

>>714127853 (OP)
Bruma. Most guards in a city for a reason. I stay with my lady, and away from prying eyes, at the Orrery. Plenty family settle at Bruma.

>>714135914
What reason is that? Crime? Government gibs? Boredom?

>>714127853 (OP)
Somewhere in northern Valenwood.

>>714136007
Valenwood was the truly best part of vanilla TESO.

>>714127853 (OP)
Why does the land look like a hunchback bending over to take it up the ass?

>>714136000
They are family.

>>714136184
There's honestly probably a lore reason.
Just give Kirkbide a bag of cocaine.

>>714136346
Cyrodiil lore is equally hated by the normies and the schizos at BGS. As it should be.

>>714127853 (OP)
>Anvil architecture is redguard even though In real life it's southern European

Redguards are just another wakanda we wuz cope race aren't they?

>>714136565
Hew's Bane is not actually Redguard. It's complicated. There are islands and shit, Sloads, etc.

>>714136565
They're more Arabic than African. Don't really know why they were designed black.

Skingrad is for Jews
Cheydinhal is for Indians
Bravil is for Mexicans
Leyawiin is for blacks
Kvatch is for Daedra

Bruma, Chorrol, Anvil and Imperial City are the White man’s cities

>>714127853 (OP)
Kvatch

>>714137368
>Bravil is for mexicans
*gypsies

>>714137368
There are probably more elves and beasts than men in Imperial City...

>>714137793
There are fucking orcs in the Imperial City.
That's where I draw the line.

>>714127853 (OP)
bruma or chorrol

>>714127853 (OP)
Cheydinhal.
Dunmer is in my blood.

>>714137368
Anvil is for arabs

>>714128323
This

Why would anyone want Skingrad? The count is a fucking vampire.

>>714138457
The fuck does that matter? Do you ever see your mayor?

Bravil because it has no redguards

>>714138457
for that exact reason, we don't need to deal with young upstart lords turning the place to shit if we only ever have one immortal lord who has more experience running the place than anyone else could possibly have doing anything. plus the count of skingrad being a vampire isn't common knowledge

Anvil mages guild, I'd pick Bruma's if THAT quest didn't happen to their guild.

>>714139381
>the guards don't even bother to investigate the guild literally being on fire
those guys must've been hated by the townfolk

>>714139432
Too many pranks.

>>714130239
Are they white imperial women?

>>714128158
Skingrad is the GOAT

>>714139830
>white
>imperial
Globalists aren't white

>>714127853 (OP)
Brazil so I can make mad money selling crack to dope fiends

>>714140690
>Not guzzling down ten bottles of skooma yourself and breaking land speed records.