Buy his game. Buy it. NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b7ouTsZpwQ

>>714129357 (OP)
game looks like fucking shit

>>714129357 (OP)
he made almost 30k holy sheet! thats more that billions of people make in their entire life

The best indie from 2024 Is miSide

>>714129357 (OP)
He made UFO 50?

>>714129357 (OP)
2024 was the worst year for video games since the dawn of mankind, The only good release was Shadow of the Ninja, and I'm not being picky at all.

>>714129357 (OP)
how is it the best if nobody noticed?

>>714129554
the readability is terrible for a platformer. also he wasted so much time making a custom engine. he could have made that slop in 3 months in unity.

>>714129554
>remember mario worldmap?? remember undertale dialog??? remember Wario Land's keys following you??
It has no personality of itself and people can smell that from miles away. It's just a terrible mess of a game, with tons of random useless mechanics.

closed the video after the first 5 seconds
good game bro

>>714131074
Pizza Tower is literally Wario Land and it sold a bajillion

>>714131908
Pizza Tower has an identity all its own.

>quit my job to make bideo games
>My first project didn't sell enough to justify my career change
>Hmm, let's make a video where I guilt trip people into playing my underrated gem full of kitschy nostalgia
What compels people to be so incapable of facing the consequences of their actions?
The market said its peace, your vision is shit, no matter how much time and skill you put into realizing it

>>714132494
It is quite literally a Jazz Jackrabbit reskin.

test

>>714129357 (OP)
AntonBlast was better.

>>714133707
congratulations, you have lyme disease!

>>714131908
>the world wants a new wario land
>pizza tower dude makes wario land
>cashes in a lot of dosh
Then you have
>lol dude my game is WACKY and RANDOM. Let me copy just the floating key that follows you like Wario Land because people LOVE PIZZA TOWER, and then my game will sell just as much! And do not forget undertale's black and white face sprites! and SMW map! and that other references that I don't know because I didn't play the game! That will surely sell my game!
People wanted a wario land, thats why pizza tower sold well. Nobody wanted a Garboblarber or whatever the dude calls the game.

>>714134031
True.

https://youtu.be/i_FqdEyNvEU
his new game doesnt seem too bad

>>714134269
I legit thought he named his game Gorbino's Quest at first
would still be a flop, but at least a based flop

>>714134364
Zach, stop posting, it also looks like shit.
No, even if your hitbox looks like undertale's heart it will not make your game sell. Even if your protagonist is balding and gross like Binding of Isac it will not sell. Even if you put in a "chao garden like area" that you said its "fucking boring but that's the point of it" it will not sell.
There are too many useless mechanics and the bullet patterns are slow and retarded (but that happens with every "roguelite shmup").
There was a game someone posted here like two days ago that gave me the same feel as yours, its one with a rat that throws yoyos with a really retarded name. It's "polished" with a lot of visual effects and nice looking pixel art, but the gameplay is uninspired garbage.

garbanzo bros...

>>714134895

>>714134752
meds

test

>declaring your own game one of the best
This is the sort of hubris that would earn you a brutal, ironic punishment in an ancient myth.

>>714131908
Pizza Tower has its own style and identity though. This game is literally a mishmash of popular indy and retro Nintendo titles. It looks like for the flower character he even copied the look of the flower from Yoshi’s World.

this is a skillful developer but he doesn't understand sex appeal

>>714138776
t. has never played any pre-release PT builds
The dev literally had to be strongarmed into gutting out shit like the Heat Meter which was lifted from God Hand.

sad

>>714129357 (OP)
>$10 for a pixelshit platformer
Lmaoing at your failure

>>714138714
yeah that's a little bit presumptuous

>>714132859
No it isn't, Jazz has far simpler platforming, floaty baby-mode physics, and run n gun gameplay

Why do people quit their day job before they start making money on their extremely risky ventures?
I actually have a coworker who just quit to work on his 1 man indie game. He was making 110k for hardly any work.

>>714129357 (OP)
>[Sad News]
can someone pls explain this meme? prolly one of the biggest indicators of a low quality shit thread. sage.

>>714143903
From some jap anime news site or something. Came to /a/ and spread out from there.
Imagine getting mad over it

>>714143903
>calling out sage
>posting an image while saging in the first place

>>714131908
pizza tower plays nothing like the one
(Uno) wario land game that inspires it

>>714129357 (OP)
no loli no buy not even pirate.

bump

>>714131908
is more similar to the blue hedgehog games

>>714129357 (OP)
>mentions celeste and undertale
>game has the same plastic landfill aesthetic
Yeah well there's your problem. I think the last side scroller that impressed me was Souldiers

>>714129357 (OP)
HOLY

>I made
>I did
not watching videos that start with this shit, sorry
also how are you calling your own game best kek

Buy an ad

>>714129357 (OP)
>GARBANZO!!! SUCH A HECKIN RANDOM WORD!!! TRANS RIGHTS!!!

>>714134752
I think all he needs is to team up with a good artist
Pizza is 100x more effort art and animation than what he did, and he delusionally claims his game is as good
And even another derivative BoC r-lite could sell if it got good art and style to stand out