NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [[[BIG SHIT]]]

careful, OP, pizza tower flew too close to the sun once too

>>714145841 (OP)
What's his endgame?

>>714145841 (OP)
I ATE CORNBREAD AND BEANS FOR SUPPER NOOOOOOOOOOO GODDDDDDD I HOPE I MAKE IT TO A NEARBY CONVENIENTLY PLACED VIDEO GAME-THEMED AND ON-TOPIC TOILET SO I CAN RELIEVE MYSELF AND DON'T MAKE A MESS FOR THAT YELLOW DOG TO CLEAN

>>714145841 (OP)
Do americans really have their toilet in the same room where they bath and brush their teeth!? That's disgusting
Just have it in a separate room.... What if you want to take a shower while someone else is taking a shit? Well you cannot
That's so fucking stupid
What about the shit particles that go flying when you flush it? It'll literally land on your toothbrush, hairbrush and co

>>714151976

>>714151976
I've seen french houses where the toilet is in the kitchen.
Fuck off Poo-ro-peein'

Do NOT impart or impose sentiments of intelligence or consciousness to your toilet, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

>>714145887
As a PT fan, I've not seen a single piece of PT fan art from this board that was pleasant to look at.

>>714151976
>What if you want to take a shower while someone else is taking a shit? Well you cannot
No. It needs to be there if the bather needs an emergency shit.

>>714152224
Fake
I'm literally french
Connard

>>714151976
because if i went outside to shit the clothesline would slice my fucking head off