The Switch 2 is a horrendous joke - /v/ (#714150235) [Archived: 666 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:30:49 AM No.714150235
20250606_210453
20250606_210453
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>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to PAY for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>Pokemon still looks like a PS2 game issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid tech demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.
>b-but it sold 3.5 million in a week! take that deck chuds!
not a fucking accomplishment considering the previous system sold 150 million. also sales don't matter unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage and if so, kill yourself
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:42:18 AM No.714150798
I'm not reading all that
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:06:07 AM No.714151936
then why does the shitch 2 live rent free in your heads? no switch 2 owner thinks or copes about the sneed deck
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:17:11 AM No.714152426
>>714150235 (OP)
>another pseudo-snoy cubie meltdown
The GameCube is garbage, faggot
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:18:11 AM No.714152470
>>714150235 (OP)
Not reading all that gabengoblin, nobody cares how much you like to suck dick
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:18:28 AM No.714152484
>>714152426
>snoy cubie
Oh shit, are we OoTchads finally snoy free?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:19:22 AM No.714152517
>>714150235 (OP)
>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
What caused the snoy meltdown this time?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:07:48 AM No.714154740
>>714150235 (OP)
kino
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:43:51 AM No.714156530
>>714152426
>wiisissie thinks he can talk down to GameCHADs
waggle at that faggot
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:47:23 AM No.714156697
aya, harbinger of death
aya, harbinger of death
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>>714152517
>WHAAAAAAAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO DRIVE AROUND IN A OUR BORING BING BING WAHOO LAND AND JUST WANT TO RACE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
>SNOY CHUDCEL, YOU MUST DIE FOR BEING NINTENDOPHOBIC!