Life: The Video Game - /v/ (#714151105) [Archived: 711 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:48:46 AM No.714151105
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Gamers. Do you masturbate or drink alcohol? I do neither. I consider refraining from these activities to heighten my Gamer abilities and senses, and it also makes me feel superior to people who continue to do these things. :^)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:50:05 AM No.714151174
When playing multiplayer games, yes
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:51:07 AM No.714151228
>>714151174
Multiplayer games are for trannys.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:53:54 AM No.714151369
>>714151228
I agree
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:55:29 AM No.714151439
>>714151105 (OP)
how many days has it been now?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:56:49 AM No.714151505
>>714151439
I don’t count days anymore, I just don’t masturbate. Time is a flat circle.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:00:21 AM No.714151658
>>714151105 (OP)
it's psuedoscience, if you dont whack off then your body will do it for you via wet dreams
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:01:48 AM No.714151726
>>714151658
Right, but you’ll still be ejaculating far, far, far less through IEs than if you were masturbating.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:22:41 AM No.714152675
>>714151726
Total Masturbation Jihad!!!
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:01:32 AM No.714154454
I jack off partially so I don't become autistically angry at every single little thing. Not a lot of good things happen for me so I always appreciate the little spot of respite. I can more easily function while going at it 1-3 times a week than I can doing it zero times a week. Every time I go more than a couple of weeks I get a real hair trigger. I don't like it. It's not healthy , moral, smart, or pleasant. Not much else helps. So I fap. I can appreciate your efforts and hope it also helps whoever else decides to abstain. I'm just not one of those people it helps.

Keeping it vidya, any indie arcade racers I should try?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:12:21 AM No.714154964
>>714151105 (OP)
i masturbate two, sometimes three times a day. i don't drink, smoke or do drugs. i'm absolute shit at video games.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:20:23 AM No.714155360
>>714151105 (OP)
Consider how often your little soldiers die and are replaced by fresh ones. Accumulation of so many dead cells makes you prone to testicular cancer
Don't jack off three or more times a day like the average /v/tard, but do "purge" yourself reasonably often