Thread 714154390

>NPCsnoy: Mario Kart World ruined the game with intermission tracks
Me: Why?
>NPCsnoy: The intermission tracks are long, boring straight lines that reward playing bad intentionally and bagging to comeback at the last minute instead of good driving! It's le bad!
Me: *destroy Wiisnoy and 8Snoy revisionism*
>NPCsnoy: ac-actually, this doesn't count because... *cope*

You realize calling everyone a snoy doesn't make you more interesting right?

That boo only won because someone else shocked

>>714154390 (OP)
MKWii has fun mechanics though even that webm makes it look fun to play. Can't say the same about 8 and World

you can't just add snoy to anything and everything

>>714154390 (OP)
I don't give a shit about Mario Kart, but you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>714154390 (OP)
That's not even a real course

>>714154390 (OP)
Take your meds. People have been playing Mario Kart Wii for nearly 20 years. That won't happen with World because it's shit

For me it's MKDS. Yes I am a snakegod, yes I was born in 1996 and DS is the one I have the most nostalgia for.

>>714154390 (OP)
it's a psyop just ignore them and enjoy the game

>>714155296
The original DS is optimal for this game

>>714155340
This

>>714154390 (OP)
>turd world euromuttniggertrannymohemedian needs that faggy km/h mod or she can’t know how fast her car is
lol!

>>714154390 (OP)
OP are you okay?

>>714154390 (OP)
It's the usual cope. Suddenly the new things makes the old thing no longer a threat, so they focus on the new threat.

A bit like how /v/ suddenly started praising BotW when TotK released.

Or how they now claim Switch 2'a launch line up isn't as strong as Switch 1, despite them seething like fuck about "no games" in 2017.

There was never a timeline where these schizos would cope with Switch 2 and MKW being such a massive success.

>>714154390 (OP)
the golden mushroom in mario kart wii was a shit item. You had to be good at chaining item sets to use it properly.

>>714154390 (OP)
>Me: *destroy Wiisnoy and 8Snoy revisionism*
the fuck is that pathetic line supposed to mean kek. did you seriously get so butthurt over our new mario kart wii weekend threads that you're reposting webms from it and rage baiting in the week?

>>714154390 (OP)
Are you STILL asshurt because anons had a MKWiikend instead of MKWorld? Get a life you pathetic fuck.

>>714156120
i honestly hope OP is a snoy because this is some new type of mental retardation

>>714156337
i'm pretty sure it's the same guy that loves mk world and spammed the /v/iikend thread at the same hours with snoy, 8snoy, wiisnoy, gcsnoy.

8snoys lost bigly

>>714156457
He does the same thing with Zelda threads if they're not BotW/TotK. He's an unironic tendie cultist.

>>714154390 (OP)
mario kart wii is just so much better than world simply because driving matters. If you are good at drifting and wheelies, you can make huge time on people and actually front run. Mario Kart world has interesting mechanics but they don't matter since mushrooms are so common and powerful.

>>714155296
based
reminder that there's no other Mario Kart game that makes shitters, posers and boomers with decrepit bodies seethe more than MKDS
they will glaze the original MK for skill but suddenly go silent when it comes to showing TT times on DS or double dash because muh hands hurt :(
literally every normalfag kid in my school in THIRD GRADE knew how to snake reliably even in straight lines. Just imagine being mogged by literal zoomer kids

>>714154390 (OP)
KEK do wiisnoys really?!?!

>>714154390 (OP)
>>714155340
>>714155965
>>714156692
niggercattle like you belongs in a slaughterhouse

lmao @ wiisnoy did a heckin racism to pretend to fit in

>>714156910
>lecturing anyone about fitting in when you're a brown subhuman ESL niggerslave

>>714154390 (OP)
This has to be the most dogshit strawman I've ever seen, it's like reading something written by a 10yo kid
I feel second hand embarrassment

>>714154390 (OP)
You have autism

>>714154390 (OP)
Thank you for being so retarded anon.

>>714157159
>>714157273
>>714157302
>>714157437
you can stop samefagging Lil snoy

Imagine still playing that faggot dildo controller Pii console
Imagine still playing the shitty outdated Mario kart from 2008
Imagine playing on some shitty unofficial map made by a tranny who grooms wiisnoys

The fucking state

>>714157616
>EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M RETARDED IS A SNOY
real schizo hours

>>714157927
reality is a snoy

>>714154390 (OP)
doing gods work op. continue to slay every snoy you meet as brutally as possible

>>714157927
don't you have a game to play? oh right, the wiisnoy game is dead

>>714158436
>government snoyops by the central unintelligence snoygency

>>714154390 (OP)
I hope SKG kills Nintendo

>>714155296
preach

idk what the fuck OP is talking about but i liked the mario kart DS spamming left and right to get boost quickly
that was fun

OP samefagging hard on this beloved classic game

>>714159285
Snoy

Yeah, I'm sticking to Crash Team Racing.

>>714154390 (OP)
it's simple.
Just bring back Double Dash

>>714154390 (OP)
It's ok to admit you got duped into wasting $450 on a piece of shit tablet.
>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

>>714163660
have fun playing with bots

>>714155296
I wish they would bring ROB back as a playable character. Remember spending a lot of time on the missions and mirror mode, never learned how to snake though.

Is that CTGP Nitro rom hack for DS any good? Never tried it.

>>714164201
Fastest selling console of all time, eric.

>>714154390 (OP)
That's not even an official track

>>714165715
he knows that

>>714154390 (OP)
ctr is so much better then this shit

>>714154390 (OP)
>Mindbroken by MKWii
This funky monkey is so POWERFVL

>>714167701
yet it's dead

>>714156815
>niggercattle like you belongs in a slaughterhouse

You belong in a crowded office full of others just like you typing bullshit for pennies, but I suppose you're already there :)

>>714154567
8 really isn't any different to that webm, same idea of focusing on using speed items to cut across off-road. Plus you don't have to worry about thunderclouds shitting things up.

>>714164201
The Switch 2 already outsold the Steamdeck.

No one cares about these Reddit tier autistic issues.

>>714154390 (OP)
anon that webm is kino
you made the game look fun
>last minute fucking over that guy with the star
so frickin zvsed i love mario kart

>>714168692
>already outsold the Steamdeck.

>>714157728
So you agree nintendo has always sucked and the fanbase is mentally ill

>>714155296
the event mode was god tier
i was good at snaking but it did fuck up my hands so i'm mostly glad for it being gone though

>>714154884
Yes you can anonysnoy.

>>714171178
Snaking is only bad because of the d-pad. on a regular controller it's fine

Thanks for giving me more "___snoy" words to filter, OP.