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Anonymous No.714154390 [Report] >>714154567 >>714154978 >>714155057 >>714155145 >>714155340 >>714155769 >>714155824 >>714155965 >>714156080 >>714156120 >>714156326 >>714156509 >>714156692 >>714156815 >>714157273 >>714157302 >>714157437 >>714158491 >>714158883 >>714164096 >>714164201 >>714165715 >>714167701 >>714167718 >>714169205
>NPCsnoy: Mario Kart World ruined the game with intermission tracks
Me: Why?
>NPCsnoy: The intermission tracks are long, boring straight lines that reward playing bad intentionally and bagging to comeback at the last minute instead of good driving! It's le bad!
Me: *destroy Wiisnoy and 8Snoy revisionism*
>NPCsnoy: ac-actually, this doesn't count because... *cope*
Anonymous No.714154491 [Report]
You realize calling everyone a snoy doesn't make you more interesting right?
Anonymous No.714154495 [Report]
That boo only won because someone else shocked
Anonymous No.714154567 [Report] >>714168684
>>714154390 (OP)
MKWii has fun mechanics though even that webm makes it look fun to play. Can't say the same about 8 and World
Anonymous No.714154884 [Report] >>714172373
you can't just add snoy to anything and everything
Anonymous No.714154978 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
I don't give a shit about Mario Kart, but you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Anonymous No.714155057 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
That's not even a real course
Anonymous No.714155145 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
Take your meds. People have been playing Mario Kart Wii for nearly 20 years. That won't happen with World because it's shit
Anonymous No.714155296 [Report] >>714155550 >>714156615 >>714159156 >>714164869 >>714171178
For me it's MKDS. Yes I am a snakegod, yes I was born in 1996 and DS is the one I have the most nostalgia for.
Anonymous No.714155340 [Report] >>714155732 >>714156815
>>714154390 (OP)
it's a psyop just ignore them and enjoy the game
Anonymous No.714155550 [Report]
>>714155296
The original DS is optimal for this game
Anonymous No.714155732 [Report]
>>714155340
This
Anonymous No.714155769 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
>turd world euromuttniggertrannymohemedian needs that faggy km/h mod or she can’t know how fast her car is
lol!
Anonymous No.714155824 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
OP are you okay?
Anonymous No.714155965 [Report] >>714156815
>>714154390 (OP)
It's the usual cope. Suddenly the new things makes the old thing no longer a threat, so they focus on the new threat.

A bit like how /v/ suddenly started praising BotW when TotK released.

Or how they now claim Switch 2'a launch line up isn't as strong as Switch 1, despite them seething like fuck about "no games" in 2017.

There was never a timeline where these schizos would cope with Switch 2 and MKW being such a massive success.
Anonymous No.714156080 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
the golden mushroom in mario kart wii was a shit item. You had to be good at chaining item sets to use it properly.
Anonymous No.714156120 [Report] >>714156337
>>714154390 (OP)
>Me: *destroy Wiisnoy and 8Snoy revisionism*
the fuck is that pathetic line supposed to mean kek. did you seriously get so butthurt over our new mario kart wii weekend threads that you're reposting webms from it and rage baiting in the week?
Anonymous No.714156326 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
Are you STILL asshurt because anons had a MKWiikend instead of MKWorld? Get a life you pathetic fuck.
Anonymous No.714156337 [Report] >>714156457
>>714156120
i honestly hope OP is a snoy because this is some new type of mental retardation
Anonymous No.714156457 [Report] >>714156508
>>714156337
i'm pretty sure it's the same guy that loves mk world and spammed the /v/iikend thread at the same hours with snoy, 8snoy, wiisnoy, gcsnoy.
Anonymous No.714156476 [Report]
8snoys lost bigly
Anonymous No.714156508 [Report]
>>714156457
He does the same thing with Zelda threads if they're not BotW/TotK. He's an unironic tendie cultist.
Anonymous No.714156509 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
mario kart wii is just so much better than world simply because driving matters. If you are good at drifting and wheelies, you can make huge time on people and actually front run. Mario Kart world has interesting mechanics but they don't matter since mushrooms are so common and powerful.
Anonymous No.714156615 [Report]
>>714155296
based
reminder that there's no other Mario Kart game that makes shitters, posers and boomers with decrepit bodies seethe more than MKDS
they will glaze the original MK for skill but suddenly go silent when it comes to showing TT times on DS or double dash because muh hands hurt :(
literally every normalfag kid in my school in THIRD GRADE knew how to snake reliably even in straight lines. Just imagine being mogged by literal zoomer kids
Anonymous No.714156692 [Report] >>714156815
>>714154390 (OP)
KEK do wiisnoys really?!?!
Anonymous No.714156815 [Report] >>714168474
>>714154390 (OP)
>>714155340
>>714155965
>>714156692
niggercattle like you belongs in a slaughterhouse
Anonymous No.714156910 [Report] >>714157159
lmao @ wiisnoy did a heckin racism to pretend to fit in
Anonymous No.714157159 [Report] >>714157616
>>714156910
>lecturing anyone about fitting in when you're a brown subhuman ESL niggerslave
Anonymous No.714157273 [Report] >>714157616
>>714154390 (OP)
This has to be the most dogshit strawman I've ever seen, it's like reading something written by a 10yo kid
I feel second hand embarrassment
Anonymous No.714157302 [Report] >>714157616
>>714154390 (OP)
You have autism
Anonymous No.714157437 [Report] >>714157616
>>714154390 (OP)
Thank you for being so retarded anon.
Anonymous No.714157616 [Report] >>714157927
>>714157159
>>714157273
>>714157302
>>714157437
you can stop samefagging Lil snoy
Anonymous No.714157728 [Report] >>714169856
Imagine still playing that faggot dildo controller Pii console
Imagine still playing the shitty outdated Mario kart from 2008
Imagine playing on some shitty unofficial map made by a tranny who grooms wiisnoys

The fucking state
Anonymous No.714157927 [Report] >>714158436 >>714158501
>>714157616
>EVERYONE WHO SAYS I'M RETARDED IS A SNOY
real schizo hours
Anonymous No.714158436 [Report] >>714158575
>>714157927
reality is a snoy
Anonymous No.714158491 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
doing gods work op. continue to slay every snoy you meet as brutally as possible
Anonymous No.714158501 [Report]
>>714157927
don't you have a game to play? oh right, the wiisnoy game is dead
Anonymous No.714158575 [Report]
>>714158436
>government snoyops by the central unintelligence snoygency
Anonymous No.714158883 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
I hope SKG kills Nintendo
Anonymous No.714159156 [Report]
>>714155296
preach
Anonymous No.714159285 [Report] >>714162787
idk what the fuck OP is talking about but i liked the mario kart DS spamming left and right to get boost quickly
that was fun
Anonymous No.714159553 [Report]
OP samefagging hard on this beloved classic game
Anonymous No.714162787 [Report]
>>714159285
Snoy
Anonymous No.714163660 [Report] >>714164315
Yeah, I'm sticking to Crash Team Racing.
Anonymous No.714164096 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
it's simple.
Just bring back Double Dash
Anonymous No.714164201 [Report] >>714164939 >>714168692
>>714154390 (OP)
It's ok to admit you got duped into wasting $450 on a piece of shit tablet.
>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue
Anonymous No.714164315 [Report]
>>714163660
have fun playing with bots
Anonymous No.714164869 [Report]
>>714155296
I wish they would bring ROB back as a playable character. Remember spending a lot of time on the missions and mirror mode, never learned how to snake though.

Is that CTGP Nitro rom hack for DS any good? Never tried it.
Anonymous No.714164939 [Report]
>>714164201
Fastest selling console of all time, eric.
Anonymous No.714165715 [Report] >>714165745
>>714154390 (OP)
That's not even an official track
Anonymous No.714165745 [Report]
>>714165715
he knows that
Anonymous No.714167701 [Report] >>714168413
>>714154390 (OP)
ctr is so much better then this shit
Anonymous No.714167718 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
>Mindbroken by MKWii
This funky monkey is so POWERFVL
Anonymous No.714168413 [Report]
>>714167701
yet it's dead
Anonymous No.714168474 [Report]
>>714156815
>niggercattle like you belongs in a slaughterhouse

You belong in a crowded office full of others just like you typing bullshit for pennies, but I suppose you're already there :)
Anonymous No.714168684 [Report]
>>714154567
8 really isn't any different to that webm, same idea of focusing on using speed items to cut across off-road. Plus you don't have to worry about thunderclouds shitting things up.
Anonymous No.714168692 [Report] >>714169524
>>714164201
The Switch 2 already outsold the Steamdeck.

No one cares about these Reddit tier autistic issues.
Anonymous No.714169205 [Report]
>>714154390 (OP)
anon that webm is kino
you made the game look fun
>last minute fucking over that guy with the star
so frickin zvsed i love mario kart
Anonymous No.714169524 [Report]
>>714168692
>already outsold the Steamdeck.
Anonymous No.714169856 [Report]
>>714157728
So you agree nintendo has always sucked and the fanbase is mentally ill
Anonymous No.714171178 [Report] >>714172640
>>714155296
the event mode was god tier
i was good at snaking but it did fuck up my hands so i'm mostly glad for it being gone though
Anonymous No.714172373 [Report]
>>714154884
Yes you can anonysnoy.
Anonymous No.714172640 [Report]
>>714171178
Snaking is only bad because of the d-pad. on a regular controller it's fine
Anonymous No.714172794 [Report]
Thanks for giving me more "___snoy" words to filter, OP.