Fucking finally
Fuck Kamek he's a bitch-ass nigger

based molebro

It unlocked at my 35+ hrs of playing, could be programmed to be that rare

>>714154714 (OP)
>grinding through badly designed RNG
man you guys really love eating shit huh?

>>714156313
I wanted Rocky Wrench

BITCH

ASS

NIGGUH

do the knockout tours unlock characters or is it only beating the cups?

>>714158276
Only the cups

i got everyone but the dolphin somehow after 50+ hours lol

A shame that the online intermissions are taking up virtually all the backlash, because the Kamek system is just as shockingly retarded and Nintendo should patch in a consistent unlock method ASAP.

>>714156313
>"Grinding" is literally just playing races normally until you unlock it

?

>>714159525
image if melee was released today

>>714158675
Why do you even care? Most kamek only characters are shitty no name enemies. I'd rather use a character with a costume than some cringe shit like Dry Bones.

>>714154714 (OP)
Congrats anon. I will say unlocking them is fucking retarded. What they should've done was do the smash bros approach and have different ways to unlock them, like another way to unlock them should've been a racing challenge in free roam.

For me it's the bee

>>714161419
This but Bee Wario.

>>714154714 (OP)
>>714158532
Feel you, Swoop was my last one. For what it's worth, Dolphin can be obtained in Koopa Troopa Beach.
>>714158675
Funny you mention that because when the game first launched, there was an update that unlocked some of the characters that you'd normally have to unlock by using Kamek.

>>714162581
>Funny you mention that because when the game first launched, there was an update that unlocked some of the characters that you'd normally have to unlock by using Kamek
Really?

>>714154714 (OP)
Why does he have a shell? That’s not typically what you see on moles.

>>714162842
Apparently. Originally you only started with Plant, Hammer Bro, Goomba, Dry Bones, and Wiggler.

>>714162951
>implying moles typically carry goggles and wrenches

>>714156313
If you grind (optimally) you'll unlock them all in three hours tops. Otherwise you'll get them once in a while as you play normally.

>>714154714 (OP)
This dude with the bullet bill is me

>>714163341
You do when they’re working on airships.

>>714162951
Perhaps it's like a uniform for Bowser's minions

>>714163734
the bullet bill cart is a fucking kino design

>>714160142
>cringe shit like Dry Bones
you take that back

I only need Fish Bone and Conkdor but I simply do not care enough about unlocking them, not until they fucking fix the Kamek rates. It's not even a good item there's no reason to make it so rare other than tedium.

>>714162951
>Why does he have a shell? That’s not typically what you see on moles.
>Perhaps it's like a uniform for Bowser's minions

It is, I think there's some lore that it's like an accessory rather than a real shell.

Good job anon. I gave up halfway. It’s just too tiring

I thought Nintendo banned this game?

>>714163734
For me it's Rocky Wrench + ROBHOG

>>714154714 (OP)
Rocky Wrench has the same stats as Mario so I can finally use Mario without being called the most boring person in the world.

>>714159525
>Stopping at certain points of certain tracks so that player 1 and player 2 are at the correct distances and hope you get the correct item and if you don’t get them when hitting an item box you have to fall off the map without using your items so the game doesn’t give you junk items
That’s not playing normally.

>>714170584
OP here, same
He's an engineer or some shit so it fits, plus I like R.O.B. I wish he was a playable character again

>>714171067
I just play VS on Dry Bones Burnout multiple times because Fish Bone is the only one I still need.

>>714170819
You could also use one of Mario's costumes, like the cowboy one