Where are the games?

Under my bed

The friends we made along the way

they are in the drawer under the tv dummy

donkey kong shovelware in a few weeks

Donkey kong premium game in a few weeks

>>714159250
>premium

>>714157957 (OP)
Right here *unzips dick*

>>714159301
You're right, it's standard full price (that Snoy normalized with the PS5)

>>714159250
>premium

>>714157957 (OP)
>Where are the games?
coming month by month, just like switch 1, and just unlike the PS5.

>>714159756
>but the ps5!
That console is shit too. Also remove mario kart since that one got ruined

>>714159756
>casual game you play during bathroom break
>B game
>C game
>only appeals to oldfag nerds who got into it during NES times

>>714159950
He's right. These are nothing to write home about unless you're a boomer who likes Metroid. And even the Metroid fans think Prime 4's trailers have been underwhelming so far and don't care for Samus ability to slowly open doors with her new psychic powers

>>714159950
now do it for the PS5s first 6 months.

>>714161437
I don't own PS5. I'm not interested in buying PS5.
Why would I talk about PS5 in a thread about Nintendo?

>>714159950
>Mainline Donkey Kong game
>B game

Shut the fuck up faggot AHAHAHAH

>>714162146
you wont win, these 'people' are programmed to just be contrarians about anything so 'they' can win.
They unironically think horizon and dad of bore were 10/10 experiences.

>>714162146
Wasn't it a lame derivative 2D platformer in a time when Mario 64 already existed?

>>714159756
Metroid is on the Switch 1. Doesn't count.

>>714162146
Unless it's Mario or Zelda, on Nintendo console then yes - it's a B game.

>>714157957 (OP)
Eric stole them.

>>714159318
I was expecting to read deck.