>this is what the rest of 2025 looks like for the Switch 2
Has there ever been a stronger console launch in history?

It's gonna be great(it's gonna be great).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnEzGmB0POs

>>714160307 (OP)
looks like it's taking it from behind... hot

>Metroid
Better on PC
>Pokemon
Better on PC
>Hyrule Warriors
Shovelware
>Kirby Air Riders
Seriously?

So basically you think that a Donkey Kong game and Splatoon($50 to play online btw :' ] ) is the strongest launch lineup of all time.

Are you seriously including nu-pokemon and a musuo as killer launch titles? One of which is also on Switch 1

>>714160535
It's a splatoon spin-off it doesn't have online

>>714160307 (OP)
>pokemon
>hyrule warriors
>kirby when you're above 5 years old

>>714160647
What is it, like Gears of War?

>console launch
the console launch already happened, and it's one of the weakest ever.

>Metroid
Don't need a Switch 2 to play it
>Pokemon ZA
See above
>Hyrule Warriors 3
lol
>Splatoon Raiders
it's just a spin-off
>Donkey Kong Bananza
It's no mainline mario
>Kirby Air Riders
sequel to a game nobody played and a racer when we already have mario kart

>>714160974
What's it like living in an alternative reality?

>>714161205
numbers are irrelevant, I'm not a nintendo shareholder and neither are you, only one new game at launch = bad launch.

>>714160535
>>714161203

>>714160307 (OP)
looking good

>>714161395
yeah bro feeling real jealous of spin-offs and shovelware

Today I will remind them

>>714160307 (OP)
>>this is what the rest of 2025 looks like for the Switch 2
We didn't even know about Splatoon Raiders until last week.
What makes you think this is what the rest of 2025 looks like?

>>714160535
>Seriously
Yes seriously. I thought PC-only fags would have emulated local play for Air Ride at this point like most people do these days.
>$50
$20, which is like 1/3 every other console's price

>>714161764
I doubt any tendie who talks about being a tendie online hasnt seen that graph

>>714160307 (OP)
Are those... the same literal kids games remade 50 times in the last 3 decades??? YABA DABA DOOOO WE WON TODDLER BROS TAKE ALL MY MONEY BING BING PLUMBER MAAAAAN

>>714160307 (OP)
>launch is the first year to a tendie

>>714160307 (OP)
im kinda on the fence on splatoon and im not really a zelda person and they showed fuck all for Kirby but im excited for metroid, dong banana, and pokemon.

>>714160307 (OP)
As someone who really liked the first Hyrule Warriors, I'm really sad that it's just turned into BotW/TotK slop

>>714162072
>I thought PC-only fags would have emulated local play for Air Ride
I have, it's really really fun but it also feels like something that was slapped together in 6 months and you kind of get everything there is to get out of it in a few hours. Now there's nothing wrong with an unambitious well executed game, but people are acting like the sequel is going to be some grand epic when the game is just meant to be a short distraction

>>714161205
>literally only one game on launch
>vast majority of players already realize the game is shit and went back to playing the previous entry in the series instead
LMAO

>>714162616
>that was slapped together in 6 months
the assets were, but the map and combat show mindfulness that clearly took up the entire budget. that, and it's the only BR multiplayer game i know that really has meaningful flying.
>you kind of get everything there is to get out of it in a few hours
in city battle? i have memories of literal days lost to playing city trial with my friends, and we continue to do it over dolphin netplay to this day.
Air Riders is literally Air Ride but with a budget this time.
>eople are acting like the sequel is going to be some grand epic
...because that's literally what the premise of this whole game is. It's literally a fully fledged Nintendo MP game budget thrown at an ambitious idea
>the game is just meant to be a short distraction
a game that's a literal condition for Sakurai's continued collaboration with Nintendo is not "a short distraction." we know this from an insider leak.
say what you will about him, but he never takes on a full director role without putting 200% into the product.
https://xcancel.com/kiwitalkz/status/1937955475162861697?s=46

>>714162145
Most literate Snoy

>>714162815
>>vast majority of players already realize the game is shit and went back to playing the previous entry in the series
I'll take "things that never happened" for 20

>>714162846
>xcancel

>>714162815
Source?

>>714163005
Hop on MKW right now. It takes forever to find a match and you'll be lucky to get 14 players. Meanwhile in MK8DX you connect to a full lobby within a second of pressing the play button

>>714163205
I did. Got the other 23 players instantly

>>714160307 (OP)
hey do you think sakurai gaslit nintendo into making mario kart suck to boost air rides success?

>>714163327
Post a timestamped picture of your lobby

>>714162985
i don't control whatever twitter middleman domains the leakers use.

>>714160307 (OP)

>Has there ever been a stronger console launch in history?

Not a single one of these games were available at launch and still aren't even now.

>>714161764
Don't believe tech niggers lie.
Remember that nobody complained about it before these faggot started making graphs.

>>714164118
>Remember that nobody complained about it before these faggot started making graphs.
Digital Foundry chads literally said the screen was dogshit and didn't have actual HDR after the very first preview event

>>714164504
I love digital foundry they are the only niggas who know their shit (at least most of the dudes

>>714160307 (OP)
>look, all those games that don't exist yet

>>714161464
>yeah bro feeling real jealous of spin-offs and shovelware

>>714163569
I will after you post yours first.

>>714160307 (OP)
Only one I'm remotely interested in is the Hyrule Warriors one, since i had fun with the previous one. and as a rule I don't buy a console unless there are at-least 5 games i want exclusive to it.

I think my Switch will do fine for at least a few years longer since i have a fuckhuge backlog on it.
(and I mainly play on PC anyway)

>>714164118
inb4 people blame DLSS
DLSS on a fucking rhythm game

>>714165554
It's a Switch 1 game so it doesn't use DLSS anyway

>>714165362
lol, I bought a Switch 2 because my Switch 1 backlog is pretty long. I've been having a blast going through BOTW for the first time with 60 FPS on the handheld.
I play most of my games on PC as well. Couldn't imagine buying the Ninja Gaiden Master Collection without mod support to make it playable

when you're trying so hard to pretend your switch 2 was a good purchase that you psyop yourself into thinking pokemon will be a good game

i play my nintendo switch 2 every day and enjoy it and don’t notice “ghosting” or whatever the latest bullshit is (did we move on from clutching pearls about the competitive integrity of Mario Kart already?)

the sad fact is that nintendo switch 2 being literally just
>mario kart wilds console
is still better than playstation has done for god knows how long
that's how low the bar is

>>714166363
60 fps totk and botw is also big

>>714166363
Yea the ps3 launch line-up was pretty abysmal, and the 4 and 5 haven't been much better. and I say that as an owner of all Sony Consoles except the ps5 (I wouldn't call myself a fanboy or anything)

>>714160307 (OP)
>tendie posterchild is a literal tranny
haha

>>714166637
If you think about it most console launches have been pretty shit with at best 1-2 must play games
Buying a console at launch is just retarded

>>714166772
Agreed, as i said previously a console need at-least 5 games i want to play for me to buy it.

Only broke that rule with the VITA and that was because my PSP broke and i loved having all those RPGs on the go, and if my switch broke now i would consider buying a switch 2 since it backwards compatible, but I really prefer to wait for a price drop (or "model 2")

>>714166637
the problem is that the ps3 had a wonderful library by the end of its life. the ps4 had a borderline acceptable library, but it's a shadow of what sony used to harbor on their consoles just 2 generations ago.
now all the weebshit they used to host is on the switch with a PC port that comes out like 6 years later (or never, like for vanillaware stuff)

absolute garbage

>>714160307 (OP)
>>714161395
>>714161409
Tendies losing their shit at buying a console with no gaems will never not be funny
Literally the world's most retarded buyers remorse.

>>714166772
>>714166954
>Fast Fusion
>MKW
>Bravely Default HD
>BOTW+TOTK 60 FPS
>DK Bananza just 5 weeks later
I hit the 5 game quota at launch lol

>>714167167
>Switch games
your brown parents are related lol

>>714167167
Which ones? BOTW and TOTK?
The Switch can't run either at 60 FPS, 1080p in handheld mode, so no, the experience I'm getting now isn't a Switch game
>but PC handhelds
my Steam Deck can't hold more than 40 FPS in either with heavy compromises to image quality
>but desktop emulation
the point is to play in handheld mode

>>714167167
>5 weeks later
>at launch
kek.

>BOTW+TOTK 60 FPS
>Bravely Default HD
not new games. guess thats the best nintendies can hope for.

>>714167936
>>5 weeks later
listed last as a bonus, but the difference between launch and a month after launch is miniscule.
>not new games. guess thats the best nintendies can hope for.
neither were available at this fidelity (legally for Zelda, and completely for BD) prior to the Switch 2. I never played BOTW or TOTK. Don't see how this doesn't qualify.
I'm supposed to be a tendie here, but I hadn't even played these old games. Exactly how have I not extracted the coveted value-at-launch you keep teasing everyone over?

>>714160307 (OP)
>Port
>BOTW asset flip made in the warriors engine that will be 100x worse than the real Hyrule warriors.
>Cringe Kong and the cringe anime dub voice acting, also no actual platforming or collectathon design
>unfinished poorly made pajeetmon garbage
>splatoon DLC

Yikes

>>714160307 (OP)
Legends ZA on there as if it's not going to be the definition of modern pokelsop is funny as fuck.

>>714168275
>neither were available at this fidelity
woahhh high def dungeon tower #449568! thats newsworthy for sure!

>>714160307 (OP)
Seems like a lot of the same shit Nintendo has put out for 30 years

>>714168756
>60 FPS BOTW isn't a big deal
hmm, so I wonder what all of those emufag threads were about, huh?

>>714169190
ohh you get 60 FPS now? Nintendo lets you have that many frames now? how kind of them.

>>714169310
yeah! I had been asking valve, asus, and lenovo if they could be so kind to give me 60 FPS, but I guess nintendo answered the call before they did.

>>714169403
>no response 30 minutes later
lol, lmao