magic the gathering - /v/ (#714160607) [Archived: 730 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:05:15 PM No.714160607
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where did everything go wrong
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:06:33 PM No.714160705
Not vidya
But to answer your question: M15 border onward.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:11:35 PM No.714160972
>>714160607 (OP)
fortnitification of media

every piece of pop culture has to cross over with all other forms of pop culture for maximum profit. overwatch needs porsche skins. call of duty needs nicki minaj skins. fortnite needs call of duty skins. avengers endgame needs fortnite references. transformers for everything. k pop. vtubers need to be in deaths stranding. also for some reason lgbt stuff is regarded in this same way, like you can make a product lgtb adjacent by just putting the same tired gay jokes in it

apparently all this stuff moves product because those with loose purse strings love when their preferences in pop culture are validated by the other pop culture they enjoy and they love showing off what pop culture they love to other people (in the context of another pop culture product)
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:51:01 PM No.714163353
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>Open MTG Arena to get a screenshot to talk about the game.
>See this

NO!

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lmfao these motherfuckers literally banned all the good decks in Standard, what the fuck?

Ok, sure, they got my beloved Heartfire Hero and Monstrous Rage, I get that. I made a post about it just yesterday: >>714058227

I can even kind of understand Cori-Steel Cutter. Though it seems a bit premature.

Up the Beanstalk is a very annoying card. Weird but ok.

BUT ABUELO'S AWAKENING? REALLY? OMNISCIENCE COMBO IS A BIG ISSUE?

THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH?

HOPELESS FUCKING NIGHTMARE? ARE YOU INSANE?

This is obviously Wizards just going scorched earth to make sure that the little timmies get to play their Final Fantasy cards. Gay as fuck.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:52:08 PM No.714163409
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Gee, thanks, Wizards!
Wooptie freaking doo
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:54:00 PM No.714163537
>>714160607 (OP)
Endless power creep making older fun decks nonviable against newer boring decks
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:55:12 PM No.714163619
>>714160607 (OP)
that's pretty funny tho
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:56:27 PM No.714163710
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Anyways, moving on to the subject at hand, OP.

The truth is you retards cry about everything
>Muh secret lairs
Irrelevant
>Muh GAYS
Irrelevant
>Muh TRANNIES
Irrelevant
>Muh Bloomburrow Furries
Yeah, it's a good set, what of it?
>Muh Duskmourn is le bad
It's a good set, what of it?
>Muh Tarkir is le different now
Yeah, it's a good set, what of it?

The big flaws of MTG lately are easily:
1) UB shit invading. And now I get to bitch about them banning everything for the sake of the FF tourists.
2) Hat sets, but those are over now and we're getting Lorwynkino when we're done with more UBshit.

MTG is still the best trading card game available. Arena is fun. Cope and seethe.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:58:56 PM No.714163874
Fortniteification and Netflixification of media has killed individuality in the gaming space. I don't mind crossovers but at least make it in line with the aesthetic of the game world you are placing them in. This is the like the Family Guy joke of "Holy Crap Louis, It's [insert character name here]" but then it's not a joke. It's there to be a brand that is recognizable and make money because popular thing exist in game. I also feel TF2 was at fault for this as well with the introduction of hats. It made sense in design for the first few and then it went off the rails after that.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:00:14 PM No.714163957
>>714160607 (OP)
Commander and UB. Anyone who says Planeswalkers are a bunch of fags still crying.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:06:43 PM No.714164346
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They playing arena in this thread instead of edh with the boys?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:09:46 PM No.714164546
>>714160607 (OP)
Introduction of planeswalker cards.
OR
End of the three edition block format.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:11:17 PM No.714164637
>>714164346
>Memeander
Faggot
At least play cube like a real man
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:13:55 PM No.714164801
>>714163353
Too many words on those new cards. If the card's text is more complicated than '3/2 Haste' or 'Deal 5 damage to target player.' then whoever designed it needs to be fired.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:26:18 PM No.714165506
>>714160607 (OP)
mythic rares/nuwalkers
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:35:40 PM No.714166119
>>714164637
>drafting the same block of shit for 30 years is fun actually
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:40:01 PM No.714166425
>>714160607 (OP)
This is a funny joke and I will defend it forever
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:51:58 PM No.714167234
>>714163353
those are actually good and deserved bans
those gook faggots in master duel should take notice
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:10:28 PM No.714168482
>>714166119
>He doesn't change his cube up
Retard, it's literally cheap than your gay Memeander decks
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:46 PM No.714168984
>>714160705
Nope.
>>714160972
I would agree with this but Final Fantasy is a great limited set and better than Aetherdrift or Dragonstorm by a mile so i cant really hate them. They could've just shit out a medium product and rake money but they really did it well.
>>714163537
I dont think you really remember the game from the 90s. Decks were far more powerful and totally obnoxious. RDW being a 'meta' deck is not end of world.
>>714163957
Its this i think, the Commanderization of the standard sets.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:18:30 PM No.714169106
MTG Origins
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:18:47 PM No.714169132
>>714160705
Fpbp
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:19:53 PM No.714169202
>>714160607 (OP)
I refuse to believe that this card is real
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:26:25 PM No.714169630
>>714163353
Sorry anon, youre only allowed to play blue green goodstuff, which has been the only sanctioned deck since ravnica 1
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:26:28 PM No.714169634
standard became a joke and a revolving door of dogshit sets past theros and even going that far is being kind to the designers, commander got hijacked by tourists
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:29:31 PM No.714169846
>>714169634
new standard sets are made just to give new staples to modern and commander
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:35:33 PM No.714170242
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>>714160607 (OP)
When this became popular and as a result became the business model companies used to keep their rotting corpse IPs alive
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:36:37 PM No.714170324
>>714169202
It's official, but a redraw of a much older card where the green mountains all looked like grizzly bears
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:39:39 PM No.714170551
>fortnite invented crossovers
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:01:30 PM No.714172114
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>>714170551
Fortnite didn’t invent crossovers, but it invented (or at least popularized) crossovers of anything and everything you can get your hands on whether it makes sense or not. Traditionally crossovers are two, maybe three things with a thematic similarity. Superman meets Spider-Man? Oh, they’re both superheroes. Alien vs. Predator? Oh, they’re both movies about evil aliens. Even when there’s a crossover that makes no sense like pic related, you can usually make jokes about the absurdity of it all as you try to reconcile two wildly different works.

Magic isn’t this. It’s a game where Lord of the Rings, Fallout, Spongebob, Final Fantasy, Doctor Who, Sonic, Warhammer 40K, My Little Pony, The Walking Dead, and Godzilla all co-exist. You can’t even begin to justify all of these things together, so they don’t. And I’m not blinded by nostalgia, I know old crossovers were a sales gimmick too, but now they’re so transparent about it. Here are characters you recognize, please enjoy them, don’t worry about why they’re here.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:07 PM No.714172391
>>714172114
They're here for fun cards for the game. Magic as a setting has been trash since they started pushing planeswalkers after Lorwyn and even prior it's had major issues like the Weatherlight saga running for far too long and just being a boring narrative or the OG Ravnica block having a new villain each set.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:06:17 PM No.714172475
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>>714169630
>Saying this when Blue/Green hasn't been relevant for years
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:09:58 PM No.714172758
When's the Pokemon tcg going to cash in on crossover bullshit?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:15:28 PM No.714173185
>>714168984
>crossovers are slop
>...ugh except when I like the franchise totally fine then

Zoomers like you buying this endless low effort trash is the #1 issue.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:16:58 PM No.714173306
>>714160607 (OP)
when they dropped blocks
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:19:21 PM No.714173494
>>714169846
>modern
lol
lmao
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:19:55 PM No.714173541
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Post cards you've jerked off to.
I'll start
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:31:50 PM No.714174556
>>714163353
kek embarrassing
FFtards suck
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:44:00 PM No.714175583
>>714169630
the only good simic deck in standard was the self mill crab/terror bounce and esper bounce is just better version of that
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:52:14 PM No.714176302
just play eternal card game
>campaign
>PvE gauntlet mode
>multiplayer casual or ranked
>draft against AI or other players
>monthly draft tournament
>incredibly generous f2p model
>pinnacle of digital-only CCGs
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:54:47 PM No.714176531
>>714173185
I never said crossovers are slop.
The set is actually good, who gives a fuck is it Final Fantasy or Rick & Morty?
>>714173306
In 2014 after Khans? Come on now, the 3 set blocks were complete lackluster and it was one of the better design decisions they've made in past.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:15:50 PM No.714178474
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>>714173541
fellow rat enjoyer
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:45:21 PM No.714181140
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>>714172475
>>714175583
I havent played since War of the Spark
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 5:55:15 PM No.714182010
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>>714173541
And I'll fucking do it again. Absolute MILF.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:07:43 PM No.714183132
>>714160607 (OP)
Mirrodin and the shitty new border
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:07:58 PM No.714183157
>>714181140
This nigga still having nightmares of Hydroid Krasis lol
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:18:00 PM No.714184076
>>714183157
Hardly, I played monored phoenix if I didnt win by turn 4 I wasn't winning at all