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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:47:01 PM No.714166857
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Pretentious hack or not?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:48:38 PM No.714166967
He's basically retread the exact same story beats with every major release and I've read some of his stuff that didn't and it was unbelievably awful. He accidentally made one compelling story once and videogame writing is such a small pool it gave him clout forever.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:48:39 PM No.714166971
>0 good games ever made
H A C K
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:04 PM No.714166997
>>714166857 (OP)
yea he's a pretentious hack that always puts in terrible sections in his games just for the purpose of them being terrible as a way of making the player miserable to relate to the character, but his games are also pretty kino story-wise at least
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:19 PM No.714167025
>>714166971
drakengard and drakengard 3 make 2
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:49:21 PM No.714167030
>>714166857 (OP)
No more pretentious hack than most Japanese devs.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:50:17 PM No.714167114
>>714167025
drakengard is genuinely dogshit gameplay-wise even if the story is kino, and drakengard 3 is more obnoxious than anthony burch's games so basically you're a dipshit that probably has a terminally dented head
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:51:56 PM No.714167230
>>714166857 (OP)
He might be a hack, but definitely not pretentious like la creatividad.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:57:02 PM No.714167568
>>714167114
no, i just value novelty over sterility.
give me 1 avant-garde game over a hundred safe, dime-a-dozen ones
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:58:08 PM No.714167637
>>714167114
Games are a collection of aspects, not just the gameplay.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:59:30 PM No.714167709
>>714167568
You learn that most novelty is sterile and predictable too. "erm what if the hero wasn't morally upstanding, and his quest to make the world better actually made it worse?" yeah nigga it's been done.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:01:21 PM No.714167824
>>714167568
when you've played more than 2 games in your life, you'll realize there are games that have interesting stories and actually don't have garbage gameplay or characters that never shut the fuck up about dude sex lmao dude sex holy SEX
like d1 i'll give you the story is at least something that makes it worth playing, but d3 you're actually a braindead downs syndrome retard if you think it's worth anything at all
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:04:24 PM No.714168032
https://youtu.be/P_8xaTvLFEg?si=FlnUDO-aXWnc9xDq
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:04:36 PM No.714168053
>>714166857 (OP)
No but Kojima absolutely is. Been a massive hater of that fucking faggot since the MGS1.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:05:07 PM No.714168082
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>>714166857 (OP)
I admire him for surrounding himself with crazy edgy women obsessed with death and rape like Sawako Natori and Jun Eishima and letting them write his games and side material for him. Pimp shit.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:06:03 PM No.714168161
>>714166997
>but his games are also pretty kino story-wise at least
Nier automata story sucks
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:01 PM No.714168528
>>714167637
Then they shouldn't have put in hours of crap musou between the handful of cutscenes that people actually find interesting. The true ending is genuinely not worth the effort to get for how much of a fucking slog it is, even though it's actually interesting.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:11:21 PM No.714168556
>>714166857 (OP)
he'll be a confirmed hack if early 2027 comes and reaches 10 years without a major project
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:13:22 PM No.714168716
>>714168032
cool vid mexican bro. Hope you are not serious about it being your last. Next time just remove the porn and talk about something current and you will win. It's not a rocket science
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:15:14 PM No.714168850
>>714168082
>One teams up with a serial killer/rapist
Fucking why lol
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:25 PM No.714168946
>>714168032
are **** really Kill? Makes more sense than FUCK, Why would android have a penis? You can see Adam and Eve without penis
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:16:36 PM No.714168969
>>714168528
>The true ending is genuinely not worth the effort to get for how much of a fucking slog it is
i totally forgot about that lmao, after the 2nd weapon where i had to wait in a level for 15 minutes to get it, i just made a cheat code to give myself all the weapons
i also made cheat codes to run faster and something else as well because the game was so fucking boring lmao
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:17:08 PM No.714169010
>>714168528
It's a good thing no one cares about your opinions.
Suffering builds character.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:19:48 PM No.714169197
>>714169010
you are fucking retarded. Its one of the worst games ever created. Nobody with a brain would defend it
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:20:50 PM No.714169264
>>714168082
It's also funny when you know that girls are essentially 5-year-olds
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:21:37 PM No.714169319
>>714169010
Okay daddy's little ashtray.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:26:08 PM No.714169608
>>714168032
kek there are like 20 red flags in the first 2 minutes, but I think that the most egregious was Saint Floyd. You crossed the line there

Keep grinding
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:29:03 PM No.714169812
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>>714168032
>>714169608
the man of taste
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:32:09 PM No.714169995
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>>714168850
What if you were such a physical beast dude that Brother One chose you to lead his mass murdering rampages? Whoa, Brother One needs me? Okay, I'll do it, I'll rape and murder for you One, I got your back One.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:33:27 PM No.714170081
>>714169197
>>714169319
>MY OPINIONS ARE FACTS REEEEEEEEE
Why is /v/ full of whiny babies nowadays?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:38:20 PM No.714170450
>>714168032
holy fuck this is torture for my ears and eyes. kys
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:55:03 PM No.714171619
>>714167568
>>714167637
>>714169010
>you cant critique games or address their flaws if they are ART!!!
why is this thought so prevalent? we've swung from anti-intellectualism to pseudo-intellectualism
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:56:36 PM No.714171726
>>714171619
>>you cant critique games or address their flaws if they are ART!!!
nobody said this . Also it's not an art just cause it's le quirky or unique. thats not how it works.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:57:18 PM No.714171770
>>714171726
Tell that to the anons
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:57:55 PM No.714171838
>>714166857 (OP)
A little pretentious, yeah.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:57:56 PM No.714171839
>>714171619
>this apple is a beautiful specimen, both the color and texture are beautiful
>YEA BUT ITS SLIGHTLY TOO BITTER FOR MY TASTE SO IT SUCKS!!!!1!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:00:43 PM No.714172049
>>714171839
>an apple is only as good as it looks, taste is secondary
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:02:03 PM No.714172159
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>>714172049
You know what? You're right. Look at this yummy apple! It's bound to be so juicy!
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:04:18 PM No.714172320
>>714166857 (OP)
he doesnt annoy me like some other devs.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:14 PM No.714172406
>>714171619
Nobody said that, you're inventing demons to argue against which makes your entire point worthless
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:05:33 PM No.714172418
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>>714171839
What the fuck are you even talking about, you absolute retard? Stop huffing your farts you midwit faggot.
That shit must've sounded profound in your head, but to anyone above the age of 12 and above an IQ of 80, that sounds like pic rel
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:06:26 PM No.714172485
>>714172418
Didn't realize I was talking to a shartynigger. My bad.
Hope I didn't get infected by some third-world parasite.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:06:56 PM No.714172509
Games are only defended as art when they're not any fun to play. Otherwise they'd just say they're really good games.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:08:01 PM No.714172595
>>714172159
>games are bad if graphics are bad
>>714172406
>I shall flat out lie, this will surely make me win
I hope this is bait for your sake, anon
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:12:56 PM No.714172959
>>714172595
>>games are bad if graphics are bad
Why are you making up arguments that aren't there? Are you okay?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:13:48 PM No.714173043
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>>714169812
for me it's white chlorination syndrome.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:23 PM No.714173095
>>714166857 (OP)
All his non nier games have failed miserably, so my guess is that he's most probably a hack, or at least he can't make a game as appealing as nier again.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:23 PM No.714173096
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>>714166857 (OP)
>saves gaming with 2b ass
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:14:29 PM No.714173108
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>>714166857 (OP)
>Pretentious
Most certainly
>Hack
Maybe if his games were bad. I like them more aestheticly than for the actual story which is why I can call myself a fan of Automata with a straight face. The design of just about everything is really cool looking and the soundtrack is peak. The gameplay is about as good as it needs to be but not exceptional.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:15:00 PM No.714173148
>>714173096
A2 has better ass
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:16:08 PM No.714173239
(You) again
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>>714172485
ten million years in ms paint
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:18:51 PM No.714173464
>>714166857 (OP)
Drakengard made a lot more sense after hearing about his opinion of Heroes being horrendous mass murderers.
Game still sucks though.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:20:03 PM No.714173551
>>714172959
I think you have genuinely low intelligence. Not only do you have horrible comprehension, horrible critical thinking skills, but you also don't even comprehend your own arguments or think them through.
What's your point here? That you are right just because...?
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:20:37 PM No.714173594
>>714168032
>50 minute vid that nobody watched
>has to shill it on v
Imagine trying so hard only to fail. Your patheti af
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:23:05 PM No.714173829
>>714173464
It's also stupid because it's using a purely modern view of both a hero and "guy who kills people". Ancient heroes killed loads of people because many people in their societies had. It wasn't considered some wild, out there prospect to meet a guy whose job had been to kill lots of people with a sword and who had received power and respect for it.

If anything, we're the odd ones for making a big deal about it.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:31:35 PM No.714174534
>>714166857 (OP)
What is the definition of pretentious because I find it hard to see how he fits it. His games are crowd pleasers, he's an open coomer, they aren't difficult to understand and the major message in his last game was anti intellectual at heart.

He's almost an example of a developer I would hold up as the polar opposite of actual pretentious creators like Jonathan Blow and the only people who can't see this are sub 50iq monkeys who heard the name Nietzsche then had a panic attack that shut off their brain.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:37:48 PM No.714175061
>>714166857 (OP)
yea
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:38:17 PM No.714175105
>>714166857 (OP)
His games have a long running story with real gameplay and really fucking good music and characters.
"Pretentious hack" should be reserved for people like Johnathan blow that make one platformer then cry when celebrities don't "get it"
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:41:02 PM No.714175312
Drakengard 3 is worth it for Zero alone.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:41:35 PM No.714175349
>>714168032
> Playing Drakengard is like binging Jim Sterlings videos for 50 hours. With a gas mask on, just because. While your mother is having sex with your cousin on the couch behind you
Couldn't describe it better.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:51:58 PM No.714176284
>>714173551
It's actually very simple.
Games should not be judged on their gameplay alone, as games are a combination of several aspects.
A game that has bad gameplay is not automatically a bad game.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:57:31 PM No.714176770
>>714176284
They should be at least partially judged on their gameplay, and he keeps making really long tedious action games no one really enjoys much. He wrote a couple manga that fucking sucked, he's stuck with making bad videogames for artfags because he can't compete elsewhere.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:59:06 PM No.714176943
OH SHIT TARO WTF YOU DOING
OH SHIT TARO WTF YOU DOING
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>>714166857 (OP)
absolute moon unit
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:59:27 PM No.714176970
>>714176770
>They should be at least partially judged on their gameplay
Did I ever state otherwise? You (assuming you're the same anon) are once again inventing arguments that haven't been made.
>he keeps making really long tedious action games no one really enjoys much.
This is an opinion.
>He wrote a couple manga that fucking sucked.
This as well.
>he's stuck with making bad videogames for artfags because he can't compete elsewhere.
This is projection.

You have no ovaries, you have no eggs and most importantly, you have no counter-argument.