Can someone please explain this image I don't get it

good morning saar

>>714169650 (OP)
Nintendo can take away your gamer privileges for any reason at any time and without a warning. Effectively bricking your console because it uses really aggressive DRM that needs a constant internet connection.

>>714169939
Isn't that like way worse than the xb360 red ring of death?

>>714169650 (OP)
I'll explain that image with an image.

>>714169650 (OP)
You need to purchase more GoyPoints using your tendiecard

>>714169650 (OP)
Good thing there was a condom on that console before it got fucked

>>714169650 (OP)
Someone got theri switched bricked for making it look too gay.

>>714170808
Red ring is it breaking. This is nintendo saying you did something that they view is naughty.

I miss blockbuster. There was far less reason to pirate back then

>>714171398
You mean it was far easier to pirate.
>get cartridge backup/copier
>rent games from blockbuster
>make backups and keep them forever after returning the games to blockbuster
>rent more games and repeat

>>714171467
Only problem is most emulators back then were shit and flash carts didn't exist yet. I mean fuck the n64 emulator to this day is garbage.

>>714171958
>emulators! flash carts!
You need to be 18 to use this website.

>>714170808
RROD sucked but to a certain extent it's not their fault and Microsoft would fix it or sent a replacement. This is the company killing your console remotely over reasons that are not yet fully understood.

>inb4 muh piracy
You know what? The Switch 2 will get hacked and pirates either keep it offline or have access to tools like Emunand if they still want to go online. This will just hurt legitimate users, at some point there's gonna be a mass ban wave because jeetcode triggered the anti piracy system. Not to mention Nintendo is getting trigger happy and it will only get worse, who knows what will get your system nuked in the future.

>>714171958
>I mean fuck the n64 emulator to this day is garbage.
I don't get why do people have so many problems with N64 emulation? are you still using project64 like a retard who uses ePSXe to this day?

>>714172054
You must be chinese then as they were the only ones printing bootleg carts in 90s

>>714171398
GameFly still exists I think

>>714169650 (OP)
It's the new goyim console.
Basically it always needs the Internet for everything.
No internet? Then fuck you - you don't get to play your video games.

>>714172664
not exactly children friendly

>>714169650 (OP)
That Switch cannot use Nintendo's servers at all. It may still be able to play physical games, but only if they do not require downloads. A factory reset will brick it.

>>714172054
That didn't make sense.

>>714169650 (OP)
you had a slightly naughty username and got your console banned for life

>>714171958
>>714172378
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_backup_device#Backup_devices_for_consoles
Project64 was, in fact, not shit. We still had serious programmers behind our emulators back then. Only minor issues like with Mario Kart's video feeds and Kirby 64's life meter. To this day, Project64 1.6 is preferred for its accuracy over other versions.

>>714173325
>we
Uh huh

>>714171398
>>714171467
As a kid, my dad would rent PC games and then download no-CD cracks for them so we could play them forever after installing.

>>714173552
You are one serious idiot. Be sure to talk to people to get in trouble.

>>714172759
Yeah about that...

>I'm a good boye! I didn't do nothin!
>Well maybe a lil' flashcart here and there...
>AYIEEEE

>>714171467
you dont need to do that. block buster just sells the games around the same price as a rental half the time.

>>714174906
never

>>714174779
>AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID I ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED THAT 40 YO NINTENDO ROM AAAAAAAAAAA

>>714174989
works on my machine. got a ton of games for like 10 dollars each or less there. including star ocean 2

>>714175435
You can't go to hell for harming bugs anon.

>there are still retards who buy nintendos retarded shit. are you people stupid?

>>714174625
These are cheap at least

>>714173769
Found a pic of your dad
he sounds based

>>714173325
1.6 released like 2 generations after n64 launch, you didn't try to emulate things on 2001 when pokemon stadium rendered grey models without textures at snail pace
You weren't there

>>714172056
Legitimate users won't use anything that would circumvent how the device is supposed to be used. This is just piracy cope.

>>714172056
>le slippery slope
>it isn't happening... BUT IT MIGHT!
>I'm a legitimate user, trust
Saar redeem the MIG pls

>>714174038
Yeah yeah yeah?

>>714175887
There are still retards who think Nintendo = baaad. Seethe and moan as Nintendo kicks your favorite plastic, bitch. Ptui!

>>714176961
How about that one guy that got bricked for naming his account twink link? Or the other guy that got bricked because he bought a digital code from some random site?

>>714177104
Precedent.
>>714176961
Users are only half of the equation. The other is software providers, and they're just as prone to fucking up. That's why hyper aggressive DRM is a risk for the consumer.

>>714172056
>RROD sucked but to a certain extent it's not their fault
It was completely their fault for rushing a poorly designed device out the door.

Nintendo isn't being greedy enough, they should charge you some hundred bucks to unlock it, that way everyone loses. But they lack Vision.

>>714173769
>>714176315
No cap, you guys are the reason Nintendo is cracking down so hard on gamers. Good people are suffering because bad people like you thrived.

It says a lot that Microshit has, for 2 whole console gens, failed to replicate the success they had back when every 360 they sold had to be brought back in for repairs or replaced.

>>714178686
And we'll keep thriving. We can wait until someone figures out switch 2 emulation and we won't be getting bricked by Nintendo.

>>714172727
Kids don't matter, they just play phone games. Then again, so dooes /v/.
>>714175548
10 dollars then is 60 dollars today

>>714178686
>you guys are the reason Nintendo is cracking down
I don't care
I literally haven't played anything from Nintendo since the 64

>>714169650 (OP)
it means you are brown and you should be playing with stones and branches or just whatever you can afford with your shitty income

>>714178686
That's kind of dumb isn't it, but I doubt it, Nintendo are just a bunch or control freaks, clear example is TotK, the only patches they ever released were to remove duplication glitches, yet they never wondered why everyone was using them(I didn't because I'm a huge autist and that kinda hurts my brain, but still), no, everyone must play the way the devs intended, no fun allowed.

>>714178686
>you guys are the reason Nintendo is cracking down
The reason Nintendo's still doing anything is because you retards keep buying their shit. Stop supporting corporations.

>>714176563
>>714173325
Dolphin ended up being functional faster then Project 64 did. N64 games were notoriously difficult to emulate for some fucking reason I never looked into, and only became functional long after Dolphin did. Nobody was emulating N64 games prior to at least 2012. Dolphin only started to be functional somewhere around 2014 - 2016. Early on you had to fuck around with settings a lot to avoid crashing. Prior to 2014 people on forums would suggest you save your game every 15 minutes, because it fucking crashed every 15 minutes, and they thought saving every 15 minutes was a completely reasonable solution, and would straight up attack people for telling them the emulator was non-functional if you had to save every 15 minutes.

>me when my Switch 2 order says delivered

>>714179919
Their games entertain me. I'll support them for as long as I derive enjoyment from their products. It is to my benefit when they succeed, and they will succeed. Get bent.

>>714180008
what drugs is he on

>>714169650 (OP)
I did a quick reverse image lookup and this picture links to a reddit thread that of a user of the MiG Switch which is a device used to play backup copies of your Switch games. The Switch 2 basically bans you if it detects such device because they are under the wrong impression that this is a pirating device. It actually can't play Pirated games because it needs a cartridge specific key to load games on it. Worse case scenario you have someone selling their games after making a backup which is indeed piracy bur the device itself isn't for piracy.

The danger of the Switch 2 is that because it has such an aggressive DRM people are worried that it will ban users who buy used games.

If you plug in a MiG switch in airplane mode, would you still get banned? I hear Nintendo is even banning for slight innap names.

I get there's a little agreement license at the beginning of your first boot up but...this just seems unethical.

Bricking an entire system? How is this allowed?

>>714178686
It's not piracy that caused it, in fact Switch 1 piracy was actually quite niche, you needed a V1 model and those were in limited supplies. No, it's fucking game journalists writing articles about how beautiful Metroid Dread looks when emulated in 4k on Day 1. There was the early leaks too and then the retards openly making money developing the emulators. If this is such a problem maybe Nintendo should consider releasing a proprietary app on PC and start selling some games there. This aggressive DRM is basically what the Xbox One wanted to do except there's a risk of bricking your console if something goes wrong somewhere.

It would be hilarious if an exploit is found that completely blows open the console meanwhile Timmy get's bricked because he inserted a game with dirty connections.

>>714181034
You'd probably still get banned when you go back online and you have to go back online eventually because it's basically an always online device. What I don't like is the potential implications, normally the console manufacturers detects that you are using a CFW or are cheating in a game and then a ban is issued. But just from inserting an irregular cart in the port? It should give you a message that it's not valid and end there. Imagine if your PS5 or series X got bricked for inserting a BD-R with dolphin porn on it or a Wii game.

>>714177884
it was on tsmc not them

>>714180008
>basedboy discovers /fit/ by accident
>2 months later

>>714180008
He's ready to rescue his wife's son.

>>714170808
>>714171163
>>714172056
you guys do know the 360 had console bans too right

>>714180008
My Life in Gyming.

>>714180008
GOOOOOODS~~

>>714171467
You can still do this at the library. I live in georgia and my library is a part of pines so I can pretty much get any blu-ray or dvd I want as long as it's in the network and rip it with make mkv. I don't do it though because I like owning discs more than borrowing them.

I honestly have no idea what u guys are talking about with these walls of text

>>714169650 (OP)
Hey i have the same exact shell, the lower part doesn't quite stick to the console.

>>714169939
>because it uses really aggressive DRM that needs a constant internet connection.
No it don't

>>714171398
I use GameFly for PS5 and Switch games still, kinda surprised they're still in business honestly but I guess I'm partially responsible for that

>>714169939
>because it uses really aggressive DRM that needs a constant internet connection.
>>714172664
>Basically it always needs the Internet for everything.
Why do you people spout such lies?