What canadian games are you playing to celebrate canada day?

Cuckold simulator

>>714183723 (OP)
I dont think India makes games (thankfully)

Fire Emblem Three Houses
I need more toques on cute girls

>>714183723 (OP)
ac shadows

>>714183815
fpbp

None, we don't make enough for me to care. I hate this jeet filled country and am just enjoying not working today.

>>714183723 (OP)
Canada is a disgusting brown country
There is nothing to celebrate about the existence of that shithole.

>>714184060
lel

>>714183723 (OP)
Why a leaf?

>>714184292
literally no white countries anymore

>>714184609
Lots of trees.

>>714183723 (OP)
Canada makes me sad. I only ever go there to visit my Nan and it gets nastier and browner every time I go.

>>714185145
Good news at least is this year is when even normies here finally started openly hating jeets and you can freely call them smelly sub-humans who you[ do everything in your power to avoid supporting financially.

The wage slave simulator on Canada's day. (No seriously I've got to work on this day)

The handful of leafs that I know genuinely believe that their country has the leverage to crash the US economy whenever they want and that they'd win a war if the orange man invaded. I met these people recently and I just have to wonder if all Canadians have their nationalism cranked this high nowadays.

>>714186938
Nope, I fucking hate this country. Not a patriotic bone in my body.

>>714183723 (OP)
the only one i know we made is fucking shit

>>714185456
>to avoid supporting financially
Money's worth nothing in Canada

>>714186938
it's fun for fucking with people but realistically we'd probably lose because of the government being run by retards

>>714184609
I don't know, all the trees here have needles instead.

>>714187257
You know what I mean retard. Our money's a joke but food bank donations went down a lot as soon as it went viral that jeets were raiding them and I openly announce IRL that I avoid places that employ jeets without argument.

>>714184609
They fall and rot away. Just like the country itself.

>>714187461
You can't rely on food hand-outs here.
Leave

Jeet Hate Simulator 2025

>>714184060

>tfw you realize canada is the worst of both worlds of america and europe

it's like we get the high taxation and low wages of europe without any of its benefits, but then was also have the shitty infrastructure and high cost of living of america

>>714188015
Yup, been reaching out to normie scum who don't pay attention to political memes or anything and they always seem shocked when I explain we're a miserable shithole.

>>714183723 (OP)
Mass Effect 3

>>714183723 (OP)
This country is going to be unrecognizable in another 10 years when it becomes >50% first-generation poos.

Why do Cucknadians never hold white women accountable for allowing Liberals to win 4 times?

>>714185456
any remotely canadian related instagram reel has people using terms like jeet and referencing street shitting and openly hating indians
i love it

>>714190860
everyone with an elbows up sign seems to be some boomer faggot with a nice house

>>714190860
this was retards going for the "anti-trump" vote while not realizing they were voting for exactly who he wanted

>>714183723 (OP)
>want to go to a theatre for Canada Day
>remember the Apollo down in Kitchener would have some fun events, stuff like sing-alongs and you could buy beer at their theatre
>check them out
>front page just has two Bollywood flicks that were apparently showing in the theatre months ago
>none of the pages outside of the schedule have been updated in at least half a year
>schedule used to show two full months in advance, now only shows two days in advance
>it's just the same couple Bollywood flicks
Apparently the owners sold the theatre last year to focus on their Toronto independent theatres, but this is really sad.
At least the Princess in Waterloo is still a thing.

Fallout 4

>>714187403
All it's missing is a Stargate

>>714183723 (OP)
Mario Strikers
>>714183815
That's an American game thoughbeit.

>>714186938
>>714187359
A real war with Canada is a lose-lose realistically.
>Economic war
Canada provides electricity to the NYC which would be a big hit for a couple days, especially if it was a targeted drop like was Doug Ford wanted (basically would've dropped their electricity last week and let them bake during the heat wave).
Canada also provides the majority of America's imported lumber and oil, and they have a bunch of car factories propped up on their border, uranium, a ton of minerals, all taken from Canada into America. Tons of refineries specific to Canadian imports would go tits up, lots of people jobless, lots of towns destitute like the old mining towns or Detroit when the factories moved to Asia.
Canada also gives America a lot of farming resources given how rich in resources the land is, would require a lot of new negotiations to fix that (or just more fast food I guess).
However, Canada losing the majority of its economic business would tank the country's economy. It could live, but it would cause a flood out of people who can leave- not just economic migrants but also anyone making more than six figures. I imagine Chinese interests would stay for Canadian resources (again, primarily related to farming), but that's about it, and it wouldn't be a win. Probably something like 70% of the country would be out of a job.

>Hot war
This would be retarded for America. First of all, nobody living in America has fought a war on the American borders. Their military is trained for desert shitholes, not American-style urban environments and dense forestry. Canada itself borders the most significant parts of America's structure- it's close to NYC, Washington, and California. A war with Canada would open up China to go "Ah res, we habu a vested interest in democracy, bad Amerikkkans try to take over da world", and it would be a PR disaster for America.
But also, most Canadians would assuredly die by year 3 of the war.

>>714190860
>Why do Cucknadians never hold white women accountable for allowing Liberals to win 4 times?
Eh, not really.
>2015
Cons were a complete shitshow and still running on Harper. NDP could've done good that election but focused their entire campaign on running attack ads against the Cons, who were running attack ads against the Liberals, which basically meant Trudeau got 100% of the attention that election as the fresh face that would legalize pot.
>2019
Liberals actually lost their majority in this election and Cons got more of the popular vote but the system isn't about popular vote.
Anyways, Cons putting up a doormat like Scheer while NDP put up the worst party leader in their history contributed to continued Lib victories (if you count a minority government as a victory.
>2021
Basically no change aside from PPC coming into existence (and losing).
>2025
Trudeau leaving the Liberal party at the exact same moment that Trump railed against Canada saved the Liberals in this election essentially.
Pierre was always an absolutely dogshit candidate, but Trump attacking Canada months before the election would be called reversed all of his momentum.
Pierre had operated on utilizing terms that brought him closer to American style politicians (i.e., "Woke", "Radical Left", shit like that) and he only chose to become party leader likely because he saw the writing on the wall that the liberals were done. Had Trump not been so aggressive on Canada, he likely would've gotten a majority.
But instead, Trump's aggression caused more people to actually look at Pierre's policies and they realized he literally had none. At best they were contradictory, at worst they were ideas of ideas, completely transient because he is a career politician.
Carney isn't really much better, but it's no mystery why he won since he was involved with the Harper government during the last economic crisis.