Thread 714215371 - /v/ [Archived: 761 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:00:27 AM No.714215371
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>always die the fastest when i get a desirable perk
is this game a metaphor for the human nature?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:19:43 AM No.714216959
Host doko?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:44:50 AM No.714218991
>>714216959
no i quit
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:04:03 AM No.714220593
>>714218991
Good bye then!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:13:47 AM No.714221353
noita always give me noided diaper rash
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:18:26 AM No.714221717
>>714215371 (OP)
after your 5th or so run (the first one you should get before 80 hours if you want to be taken seriously by women btw) you can reliably just win with whatever garbage the game hands you
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:19:34 AM No.714221792
>>714221717
win, not run
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:21:54 AM No.714221952
>>714221717
>>714221792
True, but its been about 2 years since I last played and I keep killing myself doing stupid shit
I had a clearly already won run, so naturally I walked through a small pool of acid for 1 second and died
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:30:25 AM No.714222562
>>714221717
>the first one you should get before 80 hours if you want to be taken seriously by women btw
i have 150 hours and havent killed the boss yet. is it over for me?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:31:51 AM No.714222671
>>714222562
could be
you either have no skill, no luck or no understanding
a critical lack of either of these things can result in being bad at the game
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:33:33 AM No.714222792
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:34:33 AM No.714222863
>>714215371 (OP)
Are they going to have a remaster with better graphics at some point?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:35:15 AM No.714222919
>>714222792
is this noita for furries?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:50 AM No.714223043
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when I hiisi_thumb.jpg
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>>714222863
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:38:08 AM No.714223134
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>>714215371 (OP)
>game hands me godrun wand when I want to do a quick run
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:42:42 AM No.714223438
>>714222863
How would it even look like? This is already pretty good for a pixel game.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:44:09 AM No.714223536
>>714215371 (OP)
This game is an autism test.