ITT: Atrifical game design

That’s just how old games were. I spent 6 hours in that one carnival level on Sonic 3 staring at a wall and dying to the timer because I had no clue that cylinder thing was supposed to go up and down

>>714220508 (OP)
There's hints that tubes can be broken. Pay attention, zoomer.

>>714220508 (OP)
Artificial posting from an OP with artificial genitalia.

>>714222237
Your mom didn't mind it last night

>>714220508 (OP)
i figured this out as an 8 year old, you're just retarded

>>714221064
>hints
One other tube in a different part of the game, and never how you'd actually do it

This is the only form of artificial difficulty.

>>714220508 (OP)
Whats more bullshit is the 15 quintillion invisible blocks over in the sunken ship. Also I hate meridia because the grapple beam sucks balls

>>714222897
>the 15 quintillion invisible blocks over in the sunken ship
???

>>714220508 (OP)
Wait a minute, that pipe

>>714226012
I must need to lure these crab monsters to the other pipe..

>>714222493
Of course she didn't. You came over, paid her money, and then sat on the bed crying for three hours before leaving without touching her.
Money for nothing, but you lost your dick for free.

>>714226246
damn bro you spent an hour on THAT?