Thread 714237272 - /v/ [Archived: 697 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:11:55 AM No.714237272
2961577-swery
2961577-swery
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>Swery claims that he has treatments written for several dozen episodes of D4 and is more than happy to keep making them as long as they sell well enough to justify Microsoft funding them
>D4 releases on the Xbone
>absolutely tanks, reportedly selling only around 5,000 copies
>gets added as one of the free games for Xbox Live Gold not long after
>Microsoft start advertising it as having "four million players!" and attempt to use this as momentum to market a PC release on Steam
>completely tanks again on Steam, according to Steamspy before it got gimped, it only sold around 40,000 copies
>Swery has said it's "impossible" anything will be done with the IP after being asked by a fan on Twitter about the possibility of a Switch port

What went wrong?
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:13:49 AM No.714237385
file
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:40 AM No.714237542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDmYQiQ3j8
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:42 AM No.714237545
1653406572204
1653406572204
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You're forgetting it was a FUCKING KINECT EXCLUSIVE at launch. I will never not be mad about how poorly handled this game was.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:16:45 AM No.714237548
>>714237272 (OP)
>What went wrong?
You posted it
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:19:09 AM No.714237694
It was a LOL SO WACKY JAPAN Telltale clone that released just as people were beginning to get sick of Telltale games
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:19:42 AM No.714237734
>>714237545
It bears the distinction of actually being the only good Kinect game too, funnily enough.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:45:39 AM No.714239473
>>714237272 (OP)
I got to meet Swery at a college event- asked him about the dream-like unique atmosphere of DP. He totally blew me off and dodged the question, havenโ€™t been able to play one of his games since
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:47:58 AM No.714239614
>>714239473
It's become very apparent he's just another pretentious "la creatividad" high on his own farts.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:50:26 AM No.714239752
>>714239473
>>714239614
People used to call him "Bootleg Kojima" here and while they were being partially facetious they're still sort of right
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:53:23 AM No.714239916
>>714237545
Same, because the story was so interesting.Now we will never find out what the deal was with that giant black guy that talked slow, or Delta, or Real Blood, or Peggy's dad.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:55:52 AM No.714240057
>>714237272 (OP)
All I remember about this game is clam chowder
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:02:43 AM No.714240467
kuriyama dance
kuriyama dance
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>>714237272 (OP)
D4 was clearly the last time he put effort into anything, everything since has been trash. And I don't mean gameplay or technicals, just everything.

It's a shame it flopped that hard but there really wasn't a demand for a QTE-driven episodic drama-comedy series, if he wanted to do that he should've done what Suda51 does with his super unmarketable ideas and just throw it in a light novel or team up with a mangaka or whatever.
If Swery wasn't a bitch he could get the IP license rights for pennies and just release the treatment in a VN or who cares format, but he's kind of a bitch.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:12:18 AM No.714241034
>>714237542
this theme is such a fucking bop, almost makes me miss this game
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:39:11 AM No.714242519
D4 was pretty kino.
The Good Life looks like a somewhat soulful game but I'm just not interested in the premise.
Hotel Barcelona looks like utter garbage lol
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:15:24 AM No.714244619
>>714237545
>>714239916
sigh
i remember plkaying the demo and being excited
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:22:00 AM No.714244968
>>714239473
From all the shit I've read about DP's production, I've come to the conclusion that its dreamlike qualities and charming quirks are completely coinciedental and Swery genuinely doesn't "get" what he made and why it's endearing. Fuck's sake, the man thinks he made an actual good game.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:39:58 AM No.714245925
swery
swery
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>We have Suda51 at home
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:16 AM No.714246985
I don't know, but D4 was pretty good. I think the issue is that episodic releases just do not attract players.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:05:39 AM No.714247254
James in a rare moment of thought
James in a rare moment of thought
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>>714237272 (OP)
I just want a pc port of Deadly Premonition that fucking works.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:13:22 AM No.714247626
>No Spy Fiction re-release 20 years later
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:10:51 AM No.714250254
>>714237272 (OP)
>What went wrong?
everything