Why did she shatter the Elden Ring?

i fucked her

to get chads attention

>>714248556 (OP)
To get to the other side.

>>714248556 (OP)
BBC addict phenotype

>>714248556 (OP)
she fucks young tarnished

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>714248556 (OP)
woman moment

>>714248556 (OP)
because i wouldn't stop using it as an onahole and she felt left out

>>714250517
OOOOOOH THE ELDEN COCK RING

>>714248751

>>714248556 (OP)
Ranni the Tranni schemed to murder her beloved son in a particularly grotesque way, and she had a woman moment in response.

>>714248556 (OP)
Woman thing.

>>714248556 (OP)
>see an intact thing
>destroy it simply because
woman moment

>>714249636
>>714251435
>>714251603
This

>>714248556 (OP)
She accidentally farted on it. The reason why it's called the shattering is because she shat herself when it happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8

>>714248556 (OP)
I love my doll wife

>>714252435
hot

>>714248556 (OP)
Not even fromsoft knows. It just happens, k?

>>714255001
Unironically this.

I wish she’d shatter my pelvis

What even is the elden ring? And what is an elden lord? Never answered in the game...

>>714256247
nigga, they just come up with stuff that sounds cool with no explanation

>>714256247
Elden ring is just whatever, magic runes and shit. When Marica broke the ring a bunch of great runes scattered around their world. Elden lord in a consort of Marica or whatever would take her place.

>>714256247
As far as I can I tell, the Elden Ring represents/upholds the order that reigns in the world, and the Elden Lord watches over it and essentially rules the world. There were Elden Lords before Marika (like Dragon Lord Placidusax) that ruled over different eras of the world.
The Elden Ring being shattered essentially leads to the world turning to chaos, as the world itself is shattered.

>>714248556 (OP)
I'd stretch her elder ring.

>>714248556 (OP)
Hunter Schafer should've play both Marica AND Radagon in upcomin ER movie adaptation.

>>714248751
Joshua 3inch Ulmer

>>714257126
Okay, so Elden Ring is a physical object that can be broken but it's also an abstract idea of a rule and an order so it's basically about as meaningful as a shiny rock. And an Elden Lord, which we as the protagonist strive to become, just gets to rule the Lands Between, which are inhabited solely by mindless monsters and the soulless undead with no personalities or capacity to reason, so ruling over them would be like ruling over rocks.

Neat!

>>714248556 (OP)
To summon the empARYAN men back (Tarnished)

>>714248556 (OP)
Mommy?

>>714257434
Damn this bitch ugly

>>714256247
Alien magic system designed to subvert and control worlds. At this point though it's intertwined so closely with the world itself that destroying it completely isn't really an option unless you want to burn the whole world to the ground.

>>714257721
>so Elden Ring is a physical object that can be broken but it's also an abstract idea of a rule
Yeah, it's very basic mythology stuff. Like Atlas "carrying the sky".

>which are inhabited solely by mindless monsters and the soulless undead with no personalities or capacity to reason, so ruling over them would be like ruling over rocks.
Presumably because the Elden Ring was shattered. Then again, it's a video game, the things living in the destroyed world act that way because they are video game enemies. If it was another medium they might act differently.

>>714257721
Elden Ring is a physical object that controls the metaphysical aspects of reality. But it's only physical because Marika made it so. There is no evidence the previous Elden lords had a physical rune it might be a uniqe thing that Marika's order had.

>>714258406
Presumably... Might...
>>714258506
No evidence... Might be...

This was why I burned out on Elden Ring so bad. Unlike the previous games, it's all guesswork and nothing is ever resolved or explained in the game. Nobody in or out of the game knows anything, so I might as well make up my own lore and it'd be just as accurate as any other version. Beating the game and seeing the ending just felt flat and meaningless when all the context around it was just guesswork.

>>714248556 (OP)
she wanted someone to fuck her, whether it be her sons or daughters. they fought for the right to fuck her but it ended in a stalemate so she had to settle for lesser peons.

>>714258860
Dunno, I found it more interesting than DS2 and 3 because DS2 and 3 were just leeching off of the stuff I cared about in DS1 without adding anything interesting (also both games were worse than DS1, albeit in their own ways). Elden Ring was more cryptic but atleast it did its own thing.
Mind you, a lot of stuff in the other From games is also unresolved guesswork. What exactly is the undead curse? Did Gwyn create it? Did he just use it? It's all speculation anyway.

I'm not the biggest Elden Ring fan, but I think among the From soulslikes it ranks pretty high.

>>714256247
Its the final item you get for 100% completing the entire game without jerking off to r34 of this game

>>714257434
Take off the makeup and it magically turns into a man

>>714248556 (OP)
Her love life was a mess.

>>714248556 (OP)
>Why did she shatter the Elden Ring?

Unironically she just got burned out and decided to have a little manic postal episode as a treat.
All her kids were either dead, demented, ugly redheads, or omen, she genocided several races and they all cursed her, the golden order was becoming progressively more and more conviulated and rule lawyering (the Crucible used to do most of the work, but the Elden Ring requires constant manual tinkering), she banished Godfrey because she was becoming paranoid he'd betray her (and by doing so she was now denied his massive, girthy, uncut, smelly, tarnished cock), and then the only kid she actually liked, Godwyn, gets fucking murdered.

tldr; she had a woman moment.

>>714248556 (OP)
Like the nature of Elden Ring itself, the foundation of the Erdtree and Golden Order over the preceding civilisations, and the respective births of Marika's various demigod issue, is a very murky aspect of the lore, and the largely unsubstantiated timeline can only be pieced together and roughly assumed from scraps.
Messmer and Melina appear to be the earliest of these children, with Messmer being described as an elder brother/avuncular figure to Radahn. Ostensibly, you'd assume Radagon was Messmer's father, simply due to the shared red-hair motif and self-hatred, alongside the OST similarities, but Messmer seems to have been born prior to Radagon/Marika's unification, and bears a serpentine curse pointing to an altogether different origin.
Godfrey's issue seem to be next in line, with the omen twins Mohg and Morgott, and Godwyn the Golden.
Then came Radagon's children with Rennala, and finally Malenia and Miquella post-convergence.
In between the splintering of these lineages, you have the campaign against the giants with Godfrey, the slaying of the Storm Lord and the seizure of Stormveil, Godwyn's routing of the Dragons, the appearance of Radagon and the Liurnian Wars, the banishment of the Nox, and the extirpation of the Hornsent and obscuration of Enir-Ilim. You'd think the DLC might have occured at a primordial time long before any of these events, but it's filled with characters and references to times and events that seem to taken place in the near past with Radahn and Gaius learning gravity magic at Sellia.
The Elden Ring, as it visibly shimmers in Radagon's fractured chest cavity, and manifested in the form of the Elden Beast, appears to be just as much an incarnation of the metaphysical code of the Greater Will, as it is an actual physical entity.
Personally I strongly believe that Messmer might actually be Radagon in some shape or form

>>714248556 (OP)
she sat on it too hard

>>714259802
She didn't banish Godfrey due to paranoia, it was something mandated by the Fingers. It was also where her paraboia actually did kinda start, but for the Fingers rather than Godfrey.
One of the underlying goals in 'banishing' him was that he could go raise an army off-shore that could then come back and reinforce Marika's hold on the Lands Between once the Fingers had been deposed.
The Tarnished are basically a private military that Marika had created specifically for the Shattering, with Godfrey at their head.

>>714248609
How long did you last?

>>714262505
The nature of the crucible evocation and the ritual mysticism in Elden Ring appears to require the sacrifice of a great number of souls. You see this in the embedded corpses within Placidusax's arena, the Divine Gate and structures at Enir-Ilim, The Erdtree roots etc.
Godfrey's exile arrived at the end of his war. With no more enemies and lands to conquer, his people would grow content and feeble in relative peace, their souls weakening, and so Marika banished them to foreign lands to fight and die, their souls bloating with hardship and bloodshed like fattened pigs. Then one day they would return in a great martial contest of bloodsports to become Elden Lord at Marika's side, the hardy spirits of their fallen comrades seeping into the Erdtree's roots in a great cycle of power assimilation. This is why Gideon goes mad, realising that Marika's eternal plot is people to suffer and endure in an endless cycle of pain and death.
The flaw in the plan appears to be Godwyn, who's metaphysical world tumour disrupts the cyclical flow of souls, and whose agents are hunted down like heretics.
Perhaps Marika shattered the Elden Ring as part of her or the Greater Will's plan to enrich her powers, fomenting an environment of war and strife even amongst her Demigod children, perhaps it was a reaction to Godwyn's death and the proliferation of a cancer she couldn't quell.
If so, why is Godwyn's corpse grafted to the base of the Erdtree where it would have the greatest opportunity to metastasize, and what does it mean when Radagon, the leal hound of the Golden Order, and seemingly Marika's 'jailer' in a sense, her philosophical counterpoint, is nominally attached to a faction that hunts down Those Who Live In Death as blights to the grace of gold.
Too many things point to Marika being involved somehow in Godwyn's death, almost as if she intends to use it to destroy the greater will.

>>714262223
>You'd think the DLC might have occured at a primordial time long before any of these events, but it's filled with characters and references to times and events that seem to taken place in the near past with Radahn and Gaius learning gravity magic at Sellia.
The solution is that the events of the Shadowlands happened throughout many years.
Marika is made God by the Hornsent by channeling the Elden Beast through the Gate of Divinity, then she becomes the object of worship of the Hornsent, who make churches for her. Her religion expands throughout the Lands Between, Altus is founded, she has Messmer and Melina while Radagon has Radhan, then the crusade begins as part of her consolodation of her power, and continues for years, with soldiers and demigods from all over, and after several years of crusade, Marika seals the center of the Lands of Shadow with all the undesireables.

The shattered my pelvis. Death by SNUSNU

>>714248556 (OP)
Woman moment.

>>714248556 (OP)
Sexo

>>714248556 (OP)
Golden Shower from Marika.

>>714248556 (OP)
Wanton strumpet