why is he so weak

Cause having 30 minute runbacks for a har boss woul be awful

Literally who

>>714264793 (OP)
lack of mother breastmilk

>>714265005
thats most of the previous bosses

>>714264793 (OP)
because thats easy mode hard mode is coming soon

>>714264793 (OP)
Better than consort Radahn.

>>714265161
none of them are particularly hard though, they are mid game Elden Ring boss dificulty if you use the weakness and late mid at the hardest if you don't

>>714265232
wait until his momma acts as a milk backpack in enhanced version

>>714264793 (OP)
Maybe he's sleepy

>>714264793 (OP)
maybe we are too strong.

>>714264793 (OP)
He was never forgiven

>slouch
Check
>big ass magic glowing slab sword
Check
>injured arm or big arm and small arm
Check
>pounces and hops around like a beast
Welcome back ArtoriGaelwyn The Behooveed Zambishart of Niggerdalia

Omniblock winfilter yuh yuh YUH yuh

>>714264793 (OP)
Is this Zanzibart

>>714267961
No that's the guy who wants his forgiveness. Myrmidon or something

>>714268661
The Myrmidon of loss...

>>714264793 (OP)
What's his lore

>>714268753
Jobber knight that wanted power to get back at the people who beat him up constantly.

>>714268753
he walks... forever...

>>714268753
He's (You)

>>714268753
He wasn't forgiven...

>>714268753
Zanzibar didn't forgive him

>>714268753
Got bullied for being an edgelord in knight school

>>714264793 (OP)
My wife

>>714271195
Would be coold if powered up Heolstor would be with big hat witch above him.

>>714272672
Heolstor is a loser in lore. No way he would be able to get a witch GF.

>>714274029
If he's (you), but loser, it's fine because you can succeed in elden ring.