Thread 714275118

I profoundly hate the normoids obsession with this addiction inducer gambling shit posing as a videogame

>>714275118 (OP)
>Game's not pozzed === bad

What is this game even about, is it literally just poker?

You are an outside political influence who does not belong here.

You are deliberately misrepresenting the game (or are so stupid and/or ignorant you actually believe it which is equally as bad) to feel like some kind of moral agent to shit on some tiny indie game which oozes soul.

Cringe.

>calling their fans normoids
>but also incels for some reason

Juat a terrible bait, here's your (you) and attention you crave

>>714276867
poker with power ups or something.

>>714275118 (OP)
>Incel
>Normoid
Fucking pick one retard

>>714275118 (OP)
>t.

>>714275118 (OP)
>gambling shit
You dont gamble anything - you buy the game then play it
>>714276867
The only similarity it has to poker is the types of hands you play - everything else from the size of your hand to the lack of cards on the board is completely different

>>714275118 (OP)
I started playing this yesterday and have been enjoying it. Just single player poker with a tiny spin via deck building and slight alteration to basic rules like hand size/discarding. Not really sure what there is to hate.

>>714275118 (OP)
People who go around labelling everyone else normies remind me of idiots obsessed with IQ scores or children obsessed with not playing kid games and wanting rape in their media. Be less insecure, it shows big time.

>it another shitty card game
Why do faggots enjoyed these shops and why is it popular?

>>714275118 (OP)
>Hates normies
>But uses the word incel unironically

>>714275118 (OP)
What about this game do you consider addictive, anon? Genuinely think you're a retard btw

Is it because Poker? If som, are you actually this dumb or do you try hard to be stupid by hitting yourself in the head repeatedly?

>>714275118 (OP)
Balatro is peak. And to be honest I haven't heard a single normalfag talk about it at all. It seems to have come and gone. This is one of the rare times I could actually see myself buying DLC for a game. I want more decks and more challenges and more jokers.

do I need to love poker to enjoy this game? I don't really care for poker in anyway desu

>>714278761
not really

>>714278761
No. Even though the gameplay is all about forming Poker hands, it's actually a Score Attack Math game. You're not playing Poker against the AI, making bets, etc. It's just the way you get points.

>>714275118 (OP)
Fun things are fun, nigger, kys.

>>714278761
No, It's roguelike that uses Poker hands to score, that's all it has in common.

>>714278753
Ah yes more useless jokers to be in the hidden joker pool every run so you cannot get a good one

>>714279045
Most modern roguelike games allow you to turn off DLC/extra run items and enchancements

>the most ludo game in the last decade
>/v/eddit hates it
Imagine my shock

It's just a hyper-casualization of games that already existed, just like Vampire Survivors.

Wow, what an organic OP post by a real human being and not some content/(You) farming cretin.

>>714279267
Only faggot OP hates it.

>gambling shit
If balatro is gambling shit mario kart is gambling shit.
You can make the arguement that playing purple stakes and above is a gamble, as your not guaranteed to win(i think) but it's not gambling. It's a deck builder game that uses playing cards......

why did they put this shit in my shitty diving/sushi game

GIVE ME THE FUCKING CONTENT UPDATE
I REFUSE TO PLAY THE GAME BEFORE THE CONTENT UPDATE

>>714280292
What update?

>>714275118 (OP)
It's just a poker theme'd Rougelite deckbuilder. There isn't any actual gambling, maybe try and play it. It's fun.

>>714279045
You're playing the game wrong. Stop doing 1-2 builds idiot. There's billions of combos.

>>714275118 (OP)
normies are lowlife cattle so any competent skinner box like vampire clicker or this captures them with ease

>>714275118 (OP)
fuck you now I got the music in my head

>>714280567
The roadmap had a content update scheduled for this summer. But we haven't heard of it since.

>holographic brainstorm on ante 2 in shop
>can't afford it
>uninstall game

Objectively the best skins
>spades
Don't starve
Slay the princess
>hearts
Amongus
>clubs
None but the least shit is potion craft
>diamonds
Stardew valley

>>714275118 (OP)
Shit game. Shit thread.

Only thing I know about this game is the lame insertion into cyberpunk for some reason.

>>714278981
fun is a buzzword
you first autist

>>714275118 (OP)
You should join PEGI. I feel like you'd be perfect for them!

>>714278396
People have been playing with cards for over a millennia.

>>714289643
You're responding to an ESL, who knows what he even meant to say

>>714275118 (OP)
>addiction inducer
learn some self-control you flaming faggot, start by never posting again

>get blueprint
>copy money making jokers and big scoring jokers in the same round

Feels good

Get a load of this faggot

>>714285907
>Witcher
>Divinity Original Sin
>Vampire Survivors
>Dave the Diver
>High contrast mode
I don't like the skins that make them look too different from the default face cards.

>>714276786
lmao, few things are as pozzed as actual gambling. Maybe alcohol is worse.

>>714275118 (OP)
This thread is bait, it's the 4th time he's posted it

>>714275118 (OP)
great game, can't wait for the big update coming soon

>>714278121
found the normie

>>714297597
there's gonna be a big update?

>>714275118 (OP)
how do I gold stake? I got luck and did it once and since then I've been stuck (blue deck btw)

>>714275118 (OP)
There is no gambling in this game. You have no opportunity to wager anything.

I heard one of my country's boomer-ass radio station hosts call all marvel fans "incels" because they didn't like some new show the other day, very bizarre

>>714296958
>>714275118 (OP)
Sorry still enjoying this actual videogame and NOT buying the actual woke slop.
>I WONT GIVE YOU MY PUSSY IF YOU DO THAT!!!
Lmao I'm already getting laid.
>NOOOO YOU NEED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE AND ERASE YOUR PERSONALITY FOR ME
no lol, stay mad

>>714286229
Shit taste. Shithead.

>>714275118 (OP)
Played it for a few weeks. It's a good card game to waste time if you're on a bus or something.
I pity anyone that sits down and plays it with their full focus on their PC though.

>>714298496
yeah, the dev finally got completionist++ and now he's gonna use the info he got from playing his own game to update it

>>714275118 (OP)
>gambling
>balatro
It's incredible how quickly people out themselves for complaining about games they've either never played or don't understand.

>>714300571
>implying you don't reset until you get a good skip tag, then reset again if that doesn't play out well
LMAO

>>714277423
>The only similarity it has to poker is the types of hands you play - everything else from the size of your hand to the lack of cards on the board is completely different

7 cards in hand = 5 cards on the table + 2 on the hand of real poker, retard.

>>714275118 (OP)
stay mad OP, I bought pic related btw

>>714300643
No. I play with the hand I'm dealt in any roguelike instead of rerolling. Never go in with a single tactic and fuck people that insist on any kind of "meta"

>>714300571
it's gambling in the sense that there's no real skill expression. you're just looking for synergies and if you get good ones you win and if you don't you lose. the moment to moment gameplay might as well be automated. >inb4 one autist out of trillions proves that over 5k hours of runs he has a win percentage that is one deviation above the mean thus proving the game is entirely skill based
slay the spire is similar but is much much much more skill based, for example. being good at balatro is like being good at flipping coins. the real artistry is he made an RNG simulator that is addicting and opaque enough to trick people that they are doing something.

>>714300843
lol
lmoa
rofl
xd

>>714300997
>you're just looking for synergies and if you get good ones you win and if you don't you lose
Pretty much any roguewhatever. You play to stack the deck in your favour but none of it is accurate to actual gambling beyond the aspect of chance.
Otherwise you could call any RNG loot drop in other games to be gambling, risking your time and health for whatever it gives you.

>>714300787
kys

>>714300843
Haha yeah I too enjoy white stake.

>>714301297
>yes the game is shit but i win the semantics war
ok, i wasn't the original anon i was just expounding, but it's good to see you agree that balatro is in fact trash.

>>714275118 (OP)
>addiction inducer gambling shit
>game has no gambling mechanics

>>714300997
Risk management is a skill, if you are good at it you can get paid ludicrous amounts of money managing other people's investments.

>>714300727
Balatro hands are 8 big, though

>>714275118 (OP)
>normoids obsession
What does this even mean? Are people talking about it non-stop at work, I never hear about this game in real life outside of my close friend group.

>>714300787
Balatro also inspired me to buy a pack of cards to shuffle and fuck around with.

What is, objectively, the BEST joker?

>>714303620
If we're talking about just 1 joker in total, artificial isolation...

jokerless is literally impossible

>>714304198
I don't remember it being that bad

>>714303620
Hanging Chad comes in handy so often while being easy to get

>>714304198
its nowhere near as bad as it sounds, just invest in mult/bonus cards + planets early and glass cards late

>>714304198
Spectral picks are even better in Jokerless since all the Joker spectral cards are removed, making it actually kinda easy to carve a deck into exactly what you want. Going for 5 of a type on jokerless is totally doable.

>>714275118 (OP)
maybe im retarded but i didn't like it, i completed white stake with like 5 decks and then dropped it

Where's my MAJOR GAMEPLAY UPDATE (2025), mr localthunk

>>714308638
dude is taking way too long to update his game with more stuff.

>>714303620
me :(