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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:23:13 PM No.714279650
bard husband
bard husband
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Finally bought Baldur's Gate 3 for 20% off and started playing it. I'm enjoying it so far. Playing as a hunky bard who will impregnate Shadowheart soon. Wish me luck.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:32:24 PM No.714280353
hope you have fun anon
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:33:51 PM No.714280480
>>714279650 (OP)
I have 700 hours in it, it's very fun. Although Lae'zel is better
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:36:52 PM No.714280730
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>>714279650 (OP)
>his first playthrough experience wasn't Dark Durge
You've been tricked!
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:43:09 PM No.714281256
>>714279650 (OP)
Fun fact. You can in fact impregnate Shadowheart.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:44:58 PM No.714281412
>eyeliner
>eyeshadow
>skinny
>with big hair and facial hair
>"hunky"
Holy fuck lmao I guess compared to average zoomoid he is, hell I think he might even have some sort of visible muscle definition.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:45:43 PM No.714281473
>>714281256
Can you really? I remember Minthara could get pregnant if your Tav had a penis, but they scrapped it sadly. The dialogue lines are still in the game
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:45:56 PM No.714281493
>>714279650 (OP)
Good luck with your overrated generic fantasy slop
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:46:13 PM No.714281517
>>714279650 (OP)
the fabled rob zombie playthrough
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:47:08 PM No.714281591
>>714281412
>>714281493
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 5:49:09 PM No.714281773
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>>714281591
Forgot pic award
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:00:25 PM No.714282723
>>714280730
I'm doing Durge now after my first playthrough as a good Tav. I want to be evil but not murderhobo evil though.. I guess i'll do a mix of resist/submit
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:03:03 PM No.714282948
>>714281517
dungeons and dragulas: more bhaal than bhaal
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:23:56 PM No.714284686
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>>714279650 (OP)
>Shadowheart
who's gonna tell him
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:25:10 PM No.714284798
>>714281473
I don't know if it's a restored content or not, because I am using the Really Shadoheart mod, but during the Epilogue, there is a chance that Shadowheart will go "oh, by the way, next time we meet my parents, we introduce them to their grandchildren" and then she confirms that yeah, she's in fact pregnant.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:27:30 PM No.714285005
>>714284686
he will learn
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:28:19 PM No.714285068
>>714279650 (OP)
>>714284686
you can watch tho anon!
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:28:54 PM No.714285110
>>714279650 (OP)
i really fucking love starting to play bg3. i dread having to reach act3 though
>>714284686
halsin is for both of us
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:37:05 PM No.714285808
i feel a bit overwhelmed at act 3, i think my tism is making me over think how to order all the quests
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:41:57 PM No.714286262
>>714279650 (OP)
Don't forget to install Realms Restored and No Alphabets mods. You can find them on modhq. If you're not a leftist faggot it will make your experience 1000% more enjoyable.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:50:08 PM No.714286974
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Oh n-
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:53:23 PM No.714287258
>>714279650 (OP)
Got it on sale too, playing with my buds.
4 people coop is very enjoyable.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:58:45 PM No.714287731
>>714284686
Halsin is like the Brock Samson of video games.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 6:58:50 PM No.714287736
>>714287258
I want to get my friends to play it, but I'm afraid they might not enjoy the turn based combat.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:01:16 PM No.714287963
>>714279650 (OP)
Why is your male character wearing makeup?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:05:48 PM No.714288409
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:07:49 PM No.714288606
Does anyone play the origin characters? I was playing as Gale and his magical cat showed up at the camp, which was kind fun, I wonder how much different stuff does each one get.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:31:16 PM No.714290886
>>714279650 (OP)
I hope you play as the Dark Urge anon.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:32:48 PM No.714291038
>>714288606
God Gale ending is canon.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:36:01 PM No.714291373
>>714288606
shadowheart x laezel is not very interesting but its correct.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:37:59 PM No.714291550
>>714279650 (OP)
Your character looks a bit Jack Sparrow-ish, you should go swashbuckler/bard even though that's probably dogshit
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:42:06 PM No.714291927
>>714279650 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWpzq5Pr7I
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:45:32 PM No.714292248
wtf
wtf
md5: 2ab90d72ea1ab550c7f1b12ae661a7c9๐Ÿ”
>5e paladins do not even serve gods anymore, they just get their powers from thin air like some goddamn isekai protagonist

Gygax must have drilled his way to the earth's core, what with all the rolling in his grave.
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:46:11 PM No.714292303
>>714284798
>Really Shadoheart
Qrd?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:46:52 PM No.714292361
>>714292248
>I swear my oath to the idea of rape to rape every elf
yeah technically canon in 5e
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:47:06 PM No.714292383
>>714282723
evil durge is a fucking disappointment, only way to legit play is to resist and be good boy, else 90% of the games content is gone
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:48:25 PM No.714292486
>>714292248
Forgotten Realms paladins explicitly still serve a god.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 7:57:42 PM No.714293247
>>714292383
Does it make sense at all to play an evil character that resists the urges? Like you're self serving evil but you don't want to be controlled by some faggot murder god
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:19 PM No.714293463
>>714293247
being obedient is what doesn't make sense for a godling
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:00:42 PM No.714293494
>>714293247
Yes, there's even dialogue options for it and the narrator talks about the exact thing you mentioned too if you refuse Bhaal but continue being evil
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:18:42 PM No.714295150
>>714293463
>>714293494
perfect
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:23:29 PM No.714295631
>>714282723
Durge is at his best narratively when he resists, at least after a certain point. Indulge Durge is kinda brainless but amusing at times.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:24:49 PM No.714295784
>>714288606
I played Gale. Overall I found it disappointing how little character they retain, I miss some of the banter. It mostly just feels like a Tav skin.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:28:09 PM No.714296145
>>714291550
I thought he looked like Micah Bell with guyliner, but some Jack Sparrow too I suppose.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:28:34 PM No.714296191
>>714279650 (OP)
I can't wait to play it again but with a harem mod this time. Every time I want to install it they announce a new massive patch and I decide to wait again.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:31:04 PM No.714296438
>>714279650 (OP)
Enjoy. And kill everyone you don't like. Especially the merchants
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:43:34 PM No.714297707
>>714279650 (OP)
This reads like a farquaad poat except it isnt about faggotry. Did he create another new persona?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:04:35 PM No.714299779
>>714293247
Yeah, absolutely. Playing as a self-serving Durge who rejects Bhaal but still does awful shit for their own gain was peak RP for me. Itโ€™s not about morality, itโ€™s about autonomy. Youโ€™re not some knife-happy puppet begging for scraps from Daddy Bhaal, youโ€™re a cold, calculating bastard doing your own thing. There's plenty of flavor text backing that mindset too, even the Dream Visitor side-eyes you with that โ€œyou are a wildcardโ€ energy.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:08:17 PM No.714300167
rape
rape
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>>714288409
I'm playing on the Tactician difficulty and getting fucked in the ass by a lot of enemies. I would make Shadowheart naked in combat if I wasn't struggling in battles already.