>GIB ME DAT SWITCH2 WHITE BOY
how do you respond in this situation /v/?

>>714294674 (OP)
yes king

>>714294674 (OP)
here you go, enjoy. then when he turns away I shoot him with my gun.

>>714294674 (OP)
switch to what?

>>714294674 (OP)
may I please suck your cock?

>>714294674 (OP)
>Jamal quit fucking around and grab your steam deck, we've agreed to do a DRG run with the boys in 10 minutes

WHITE BOI?????
AWW NIGGUH FUCKA

>>714294674 (OP)
Bruh it has no games, shits worthless

>>714294674 (OP)
only gay niggas want dat switch 2 yo bitch

>>714297214
>that dead-eyed stare from the woman
>she's probably been in so many fucked up porn situation that she can't even act anymore
grim

/thread

>>714299665
Why is it called dogfart

>>714295225
This but in exchange I get to keep my switch 2, unironically

>>714297214
>>714299665
it's over for whiteoids

>>714294674 (OP)
>flame visible in barrel
He already pulled the trigger so I guess I'm dead.

>>714294674 (OP)
I would simply walk away. That's the correct approach when being mugged.
The mugger wants to scare you into giving him your things. To do this he threatens you. However he will not follow through on his threat. It's simple game theory. Harming the victim significantly increases the police response, increasing the chance he is arrested and increasing the length of time he will be locked in prison.
The calculus that led to his decision to rob me has changed. The increased costs of the punishment outweigh the benefits of taking the items.
The reason you hear about people being harmed by muggers is because they tried to fight back. Of course this forces the mugger to fight and so it is always a bad idea.

sybau coon *shoots him first*