Thread 714312885

What went so horribly wrong?

putting a monitor really close to your eyes isn't what people meant when they said they wanted VR

>>714313227
Not putting a monkey killing chip in my head Elon.

>>714312885 (OP)
> hire paneet to maintain your platform code
> every 3 months there’s always a regression bug with the quest platform for quest link
> confusing as fuck menu that is not really that intuitive
> SDK undergoes many changes, bugs galore
The people working on VR don’t give a shit about VR
Meta is known for automating their dogfooding process because their engineers don’t care about the product and were told to “do things fast, show results, forget about code quality or stability”

>>714312885 (OP)
they've only made 1½ good games for it

>>714312885 (OP)
I play mine almost every day, but only to play the Call of Duty equivalent.
I'd like to find some other VR games to play, but nothing is really catching my interest.

>>714312885 (OP)
only thing which went wrong is that meta are shit

>>714314656
The only VR game I ever found remotely worth playing was Beat Saber.

AYO

>>714313848
I can't believe Musk really got away with it too.
All the Neuralink test monkeys died a few months after getting the Musk chip. And I am still mad that nobody complained about this and they just swept it under the rug after convincing everybody that the monkeys were all safe and happy and then hiding the news that they died shortly afterwards lol.

>>714315374
AI is too powerful now.
We are "cooked"
As the zoomers say.
Lol.

>>714315849
Animals die all the time in medical testing, that's why it's animals and not people. I'm not saying you should purposely hurt or kill animals but like, what did you think would happen? They get a long happy retirement at the monkey farm after having open brain surgery? Tons of rats died the same way and nobody cared

>>714312885 (OP)
We wuz headsets and sheit

>>714312885 (OP)
Why does it look like pic related?

>>714312885 (OP)
wtf I'm seeing saint Floyd on that headset like the dude that saw Christ on a piece of toast

You think the Deckard is real? I know Valve can absorb a lot of losses but with how much the hype has cooled it just seems like tossing money down a pit. And it's supposedly supposed to be around $1000

LOL

>>714316039
>tons of rats died the same way
it is so much worse than you imagine

>>714315374
I fucking hate foreigners we really need to deport every Cybertronian, this shit happens about every weekend where I'm from.

>>714312885 (OP)
Too expensive and you can't do much with it

>>714315429
blade and sorcery is pretty fun, i play it a lot.
never understood why the modding scene basically died the second the full 1.0 release came out. barely any new mods these days and the old ones aren't getting updated

>>714312885 (OP)
George Floyd if he VR

>>714312885 (OP)
Too expensive, requires a high end PC to play anything good, requires a lot of space, the gameplay is basically the same the Wii had with the wiimote exclusive games

>>714314656
The only games I enjoyed in VR were HL:A, Superhot VR, and Star Wars Squadrons.

>>714316628
Rat Louis XVI had it fucking coming

>>714312885 (OP)
As always, Gamergate. Remember, bigger than 9/11 and the great recession combined.

>>714316123
I honestly thought it looked kinda like Hector LeMans.

>>714316039
Monkeys are generally more highly valued.

>>714312885 (OP)
They're specialist hardware that greatly enhance only some game experiences, notably simulation and racing. Until we have full neural control of digital bodies other types of games will struggle to find engagement. Oh also the gay ass walled garden shit between different companies.

>>714316470
kek

>>714317047
George VRoyd

>>714317785
This guy gets it

>>714312885 (OP)
No games, so no buy, so no support, so no games, so no buy, so no support, so no games...

>>714315849
who fucking cares?
the only important ones are humans

>>714313227
It is? Every depiction of VR in media was like this before isekai popularized VR comas. Who wants to go into a coma to play a game? You don't, you don't even want to stand up to play a game, that's why you don't like VR.

i was playing VR drunk last night crawling all over the floor and i woke up sore as FUCK today

>>714312885 (OP)
is that a goron?

>>714312885 (OP)
Make it a 50 dollar device and it'll be successful

>>714312885 (OP)
Are there actually any good games though?

>>714313848
>>714315849
It's ok, steamie. Daddy gaben has one that surely won't fry your brain or take control of you.

>>714312885 (OP)
The problem with VR is, was, and always will be the software.
It doesn't matter how cool and innovative the headsets are becoming when all the best games available are 5-6 years old
You're lucky if VR gets one legitimately good game a year among the garbage that comes out

>>714312885 (OP)
Connect my mind to the fucking computer or shut the fuck up

Seems like VR games just stagnated after Alyx, VR is still great for porn but that's about it.

>>714320172
>Every depiction of VR in media was like this before isekai popularized VR comas
Are all zoomers this retarded?

Why has there been near constant anti-VR spam threads for the past 24 hours non stop?
I saw several different anti-VR OPs over the course of yesterday and it is somehow still going. Why are we even being raided over VR of all things?

Could have asked anyone around for the first attempt back in the 90s: motion sickness, poor visual quality and weight were all problems back then

Headsets being tethered most of the time also keeps you from actually moving in-game
Oh yeah and you think I'd spend a dime knowing it went to Facebook you're insane

>>714322673
OP is actually trapped in a virtual world. It's a coded cry for help.

>>714314535
this

>>714315849
They already have chips in several people, that monkey stuff was years ago.

>>714315849
has there been any actual followup about the test patients?

>>714322404
kek

Do not under any circumstances watch Lawnmower Man just because of the funny meme frame. Absolute GARBAGE, I want my two and a half hours back.

>>714313848
I'll do it. If I can stare I my screen and control everything with my mind instead of my hands, sign me up. Don't care if it's a mind control thing. I give zero fucks.

>>714312885 (OP)
Uka Uka if he real

>>714317692
arghhh anon you could have made a rat king joke

>>714322673
That's the nature of 5GW.
>emphasizes information warfare, social engineering, and cyberattacks, aiming to achieve strategic objectives by influencing the enemy's understanding and behavior, often without them realizing they are engaged in warfare.

>>714316470
>>714317417
>>714322404
>>714327517
never change, /v/