Damn Gerudo brat...

for me its birb children

>>714317446 (OP)

>>714318102

She'll be taller than you in just a few years

>perfectly breedable Riju is right there
>let's ogle literal featurless kids
what's your damage OP

urbosa thread?

>>714318514
Don't let your 12 year old daughter wear make up.

>>714318761
Her culture is not responsible for how it makes you feel

>>714318498
Hot

UOOOOOH CHOCO CUNNY

>>714318514
(you) really can't ogle Riju that much since she is glued to her throne
Wish she had a routine like in breath of the wild

>>714318514
Plap Plap Plap Plap

>>714317446 (OP)
They gave her a damn cockeye

>>714320113
Agreed. An eye for cocks.

I'm supposed to believe a town full of tall, brown amazons have trouble finding boyfriends?

>>714317446 (OP)
That's weird, she must have escaped

>>714317653
>filename
What belly?

>>714321642
In real life guys hate tall overbearing women. You're just fine with settling because you don't have the charisma or feats to get an actual girl.

LINK
HE COME TO GERUDO TOWN

Listen...

>>714325924
W-what challenge?

Imagine a pretty Gerudo lady approaches you in the middle of the road on the opposite side of Hyrule from the desert, she does her best to woo you, you get together, have a child, and then once your precious daughter reaches a certain early age your beloved takes your daughter back to the desert and you never see them again.
Imagine.

>>714326551

>>714326747
haha yeah and then years later you meet her again but shes changed so much you dont recognise her and the first time she screams harder daddy you feel a little funny but brush it off as a kink. but she knows. imagine.

>>714328347

>children are ugly
>adults are also ugly
>hebe gerudo are extremely attractive

What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>714328347

>>714329917
>adults are also ugly
I'm going to stuff you into a blender.

>>714328347
Hot.

SEX WIH TALL BROWN WOMEN

are gerudo really a different species than hylians?
cause i thought both were humans with the former just having a ethnic phenotype

>>714333065
Neither are human, although they do look like it. Gerudo differ from Hylians by a couple things:
1: They are fucking tall as hell.
2: There is only 1 man born every 100 years, maybe less often when Ganondorf refuses to stay dead.
3: Until BotW they didn't have long elf ears unlike the Hylians.
The Hylians are children of the goddess Hylia, the Gerudo are not. Also they got longer ears in BotW because the long ears allow Hylians to "hear" their goddess better (don't take it literally) and after Ganondorf sorta fucked shit up the Gerudo went to Hylia both for atonement and to distance themself from Ganondorf.

One good thing BotW/TotK has ever done is the full life cycle of the Gerudo