Thread 714317623 - /v/ [Archived: 602 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:09:13 AM No.714317623
Intermission
Intermission
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https://youtu.be/_o3mF1oL00o?si=n2jCZebTDfD3ZTr3

It's been one week since update 1.1.2 and top players/content creators are already saying they'll abandon the game if the changes to track selection aren't reversed.

Players who had put hundreds of hours into the game are reporting they have barely managed to play since the update because it's so boring.

Japanese players have taken to calling the game "Mario Kart Wilds"(in reference to Monster Hunter Wilds and how shit that was).

Join any online lobby and people will STILL vpte heavily for random on the off chance you'll get an actual course and not a straight line.

And the worst part isn't that Nintendo made the change or refuses to reverse it. It's that they refuse to acknowledge the problem or communicate with the playerbase AT ALL. People spent $500 to play this game, how can they be allowed to just pull the rug out from under us?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:10:08 AM No.714317687
get a life tranny
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:14:07 AM No.714318010
>>714317623 (OP)
>how can they be allowed to just pull the rug out from under us?
It's their game you fucking autist, they can change it if they want
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:15:19 AM No.714318123
>>714317623 (OP)
>I'M ACTUALLY QUITTING THE GAME
>THIS TIME FOR REAL
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:15:36 AM No.714318154
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i have zero sympathy for day one console consumers. enjoy your one game and outdated screen.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:17:12 AM No.714318303
It benefits Nintendo that people quit the game because then they'll need to pay less to run their servers. And even if people quit playing they'll never stop paying for online.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:17:13 AM No.714318307
>>714318123
If the single biggest content creator for the game quits two weeks after release the playerbase is going to take a hit, so you better hope he's joking
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:18:50 AM No.714318456
Just quit now
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:19:33 AM No.714318504
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4ed78855a9046f06ea6a7fcc13135de6
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>>714317623 (OP)
Shortcat crashing out is will eventually be another historical reminder that you shouldn't base your entire content creation on a single Nintendo product
People who unironically think Nintendo are going to revert these changes don't know Nintendo, they love being randomly anti-consumer
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:20:28 AM No.714318583
I played mario kart my whole life happily without listening to anyoneโ€™s opinions about it and I still do
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:20:37 AM No.714318597
>>714317623 (OP)
Mario Kart World is so garbage
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:21:23 AM No.714318668
>>714318307
>content creator
Funny way of saying jewtube outrage grifter lol.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:21:45 AM No.714318691
>>714317623 (OP)
Everyone has already moved on.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:21:57 AM No.714318714
>>714318307
Nintendo isn't like Steam, people buy and play games even if no streamer is currently playing them
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:22:01 AM No.714318720
>does nothing
>wins
It keeps happening
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:22:56 AM No.714318793
Thoughts on baby players?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:24:01 AM No.714318887
>>714317623 (OP)
>Play shit game with an exploit that make it less shit
>Exploit get fixed
Nintendo is dumb for making a shit game but what did they expect?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:24:08 AM No.714318905
>>714317623 (OP)
They would have complained anyways that the game only had 30 tracks in it after getting sick playing them over and over. And DLC can't fix that because 90% of the meat in this game is the intermission tracks.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:25:46 AM No.714319060
>>714317623 (OP)
buy an ad
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:25:50 AM No.714319064
>>714318887
Being able to play on the map you want is an exploit?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:25:59 AM No.714319076
idontliekthis
idontliekthis
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>>714317623 (OP)
i decided to draw this person
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:27:59 AM No.714319250
>>714318905
they do can just expand the map outwards to add more 3 laps and intermissions tho
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:28:10 AM No.714319262
>>714317623 (OP)
I wanna fuck her, but only if she has a tiny penis I can lock up in a cage.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:29:53 AM No.714319424
>>714319064
the game was obviously not intended for everyone to pick random, but random was the only one to get 3-lap tracks before the change
you're acting as if the anon you replied to disagreed with you
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:32:19 AM No.714319626
>>714319064
The exploit is about specifically not picking the map you want and picking random AND hoping it will pick a map with 3 laps because you can still get only 1 lap
It's pretty obvious it's not intended
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:34:29 AM No.714319779
>>714319626
>not picking the map you want
But literally no one WANTS intermission tracks. Join a lobby right now and people are still going random en masse just on the off chance you get a real track
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:34:34 AM No.714319784
EFTOIS9WkAAOrBv
EFTOIS9WkAAOrBv
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Why is Knockout Tour restricted to the 8 cups? Why can't it just assemble a random set from the world map? Have ALL possible intermissions in Knockout Tour and make the main VS mode three lap races. You make both infinitely better.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:34:54 AM No.714319815
you bought it and you will keep playing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:35:03 AM No.714319826
36246
36246
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>>714317623 (OP)
I guess i'll just wait for the better racing game to come out. If I want to drive on a straight line, i'll drive to work.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:36:08 AM No.714319924
>>714319779
the 3 options that aren't random tend to be 3 laps bro, people play random exactly to play intermissions
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:37:17 AM No.714320018
>>714318504
Back to Mario Kart WII CTGP
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:38:28 AM No.714320106
>>714319826
>advertised guest characters don't talk
kek
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:41:52 AM No.714320376
>>714319826
>better racing game
>designed around no items
>they realized it was fucking boring and added items later
>worse than Racing Transformed
>add a bunch of guest characters who can't interact with the Sonic cast
>none of the Spongebob characters are voiced, meaning the rest of the Nick characters won't be either
Genuinely impressive, Sega.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:42:07 AM No.714320397
>>714318668
>outrage grifter
he does nothing but suck Nintendo off
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:45:03 AM No.714320627
>>714319826
I should buy this game if it had more sonic characters I'm not playing sonic racing to be joker
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:48:42 AM No.714320876
>>714319826
this game come out in 2027 though
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:48:59 AM No.714320913
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>>714317623 (OP)
>top players
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:49:39 AM No.714320968
>>714317623 (OP)
>how can they be allowed to just pull the rug out from under us?
Every moron who bought this trash and went along with this price gouging deserves pain and suffering. No refunds :)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:50:14 AM No.714321002
>>714317623 (OP)
>Mario Kart Wilds
he he
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:50:29 AM No.714321017
>>714317623 (OP)
why do i keep seeing ai-generated elon musk peach in the catalogue what the fuck is this shit
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:51:17 AM No.714321079
I feel like these fags are having a mid life crisis more than they are specifically hating this game
>dedicate entire channel to one series
>it's a one per generation kind of deal
>spend the good part of a decade playing the same game
>they're sick and tired of it and want something new
>they get something new and don't like it
>realize this is seemingly what they're getting for the entire console generation
>either have to crawl back to the old game they're sick of or make videos of a game they hate for the next decade
I've seen dozens of Minecraft e-celebs crash out and theoretically the content of that game should be endless with mods and maps. They would have had meltdowns even if Nintendo didn't make the change. Because they realize they're in their 30s entirely dependent on playing games they start to hate for autistic children to watch. Autistic children that are apprehensive to any kind of change.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:51:34 AM No.714321108
>>714320018
People forget MK Wii never got an official update ever
>What about MK Channel
That is not an official Nintendo product
>Why is Nintendo "ok" with CTGP
They don't see it as competition, there is a reason these guys never backported MK8 tracks and changed the names of the MK7 tracks.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:52:04 AM No.714321151
>>714318307
He won't because the views for old Mario kart won't be as good
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:52:09 AM No.714321157
>>714317623 (OP)
>content creators
eceleb faggots don't create anything and need to be put in death camps
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:52:53 AM No.714321210
>>714320018
Retro Rewind's the mod everyone's playing now
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:55:39 AM No.714321459
>>714321079
>>realize this is seemingly what they're getting for the entire console generation
it's barely been a month since the switch 2 released and it already has more exclusives than the competition
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:55:47 AM No.714321473
>>714317623 (OP)
>Mario Kart World troonsition courses are making tendies troon out
That's fucking wild. Are we living in a simulation?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:00:28 AM No.714321892
>>714321459
>one series
>one per generation
I'm talking about Mario Kart e-celebs specifically you mind broken console war retard.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:03:42 AM No.714322129
>>714321892
>Mario Kart e-celebs
Those are a thing?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:05:42 AM No.714322290
>>714322129
Aside from Shortcat, the only other one I can think about is that MK Wii guy that likes Dry Bones (Based) and Nathaniel Bandy.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:16:12 AM No.714323172
>>714317623 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCL3UQmgR5Y
It's over /v/ros...
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:19:00 AM No.714323423
>tryharding on Mario fucking Kart
I guess I shouldn't expect any better from people who buy a Switch 2
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:23:31 AM No.714323784
I love picking highways in high vr rooms while everybody picks random, even better when the track selection has a 3 lap track and it picks a highway. FUCK COMPFAGS